~Monkey wit da creepy humor speaking!
Monkey: from now on I shall call myself monkey.does that sound retarded??
Oh
well.that's a good thing!! Here's a little thank you to all those who
reviewed!!
MN- Thank you! I hope their little 'battle' doesn't get too bloody! Arigatou!!
Changagriel- I guess you could say that I'm proud of this sense of humor.yah!! Thank you very much!
Foxgrl- yah!! I hope to make this exciting, weird, stupid, humorous, and creepy all at the same time!!! Thank you!!
Karasunaki: course it's twisted!!! Lovin' this!! Thanks!
Shinikami Dragon- awwww shucks.thanks for the spark of hope!!!!! I feel good!! Thanks!!
Ginji-ban- yah.that 10 review thingamajiger.oh well! I got eight reviews though! Thanks to you and those other peeps that reviewed!!
Mai + Evil Yuki- yesh yesh!! You're so kind! Thank you for the advice!!
*** The story continues...***
Naruto didn't want to face the fact that Sakura wanted him for herself. But Naruto had to tell her to leave him alone! He had.Sasuke. Naruto didn't want to be all weird and all about this, but that 'friendship signal' was getting to him. 'Do all friends do that!?' Naruto exclaimed in his head. He went to sleep that night with a head full of thoughts of Sasuke and Sakura.
* the next day *
Naruto woke up and went out to take a walk. It was early and he didn't get much sleep. Walking down a street to no-where he noticed a dark shadow nearby. It came out and grabbed him around the waist and flung him against a wall. "Ow!" Naruto exclaimed, "Sasuke leave me alone!"
"How'd you know it was me?" Sasuke whispered into Naruto's face, making him blush. 'Why do I always get so like.weak when Sasuke's around? It makes me mad to be like this.' Naruto thought. Naruto tried pushing Sasuke off, but Sasuke held him down firmly.
"Why should I let you go when we could hang out?" Sasuke inquired. Naruto didn't want to answer that question and squirmed under Sasuke's grip. 'This feels weird,' Naruto thought. In the distance there was a faint thundering noise. "S-A-S-U-K-E!!!!!!!" came a feminine voice screeching high-pitched like. Suddenly a pink blur brushed Sasuke off Naruto like lightning. "Sasuke!" Sakura yelled, "He's mine!"
"Nah-uh!" Sasuke retorted.
"Yeah-huh!" Sakura exclaimed.
"Nuh-uh"
"Yeah-huh"
"Nuh-uh"
"Yeah-huh"
*a little while later*
"Nuh-uh!" Sasuke exclaimed with an exasperated voice. "Yeah-huh! And I can prove it!" Sakura spat out frustrated. "How?" Sasuke looked at her with his big onyx eyes shimmering in curiosity. "Watch!" She exclaimed. She found Naruto sitting down slurping some ramen. "Naruto-kun!" she then pranced over to him and put her hands on his shoulders. "Naruto.who do you like better, Sasuke or me?" Naruto looked up at her with a puzzled look on his face. "Vwat?" he said with a mouth full of noodles. "Aye didn't ear vhoo" Swallowing his food he licked his lips happily. Then Sakura kissed him.
'!!!!!!!? I just licked my lips here!' Naruto's inner self screamed. With wet lips attached to Sakura's he didn't know what to do. 'Air.Air.need air now!' he thought. He opened his mouth and sucked in air desperately. Sakura sat beside him content with ramen taste on her lips. (Monkey:* ahem *well that was weird, I don't know what came over me!!)
Sasuke was furious. He grabbed Naruto and jumped into a tree, 'Naruto is mine and she can't have him!!' Sasuke yelled in his head. Determined he ran far off with Naruto in his arms until they were deep in the forest, leaving Sakura behind.
* another while later* (Monkey: does this EVER get tiring!!? ^_^)
Sasuke put Naruto down. "Why are we here?" Naruto asked. "I want to talk to you" Sasuke explained. "About what?" Naruto questioned. "Us." Sasuke answered.
Monkey: Hey guys!! Did you guys like this chapter!!? I'm so proud to announce this!! I received eight reviews!! Thank you peeps!! This is a great achievement! Well please review this time too! I really appreciate it! Maybe a couple of new ideas to help the brainstorming would be nice!! Well, be prepared for the next chapter!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! * takes a spoonful of sugar *
MN- Thank you! I hope their little 'battle' doesn't get too bloody! Arigatou!!
Changagriel- I guess you could say that I'm proud of this sense of humor.yah!! Thank you very much!
Foxgrl- yah!! I hope to make this exciting, weird, stupid, humorous, and creepy all at the same time!!! Thank you!!
Karasunaki: course it's twisted!!! Lovin' this!! Thanks!
Shinikami Dragon- awwww shucks.thanks for the spark of hope!!!!! I feel good!! Thanks!!
Ginji-ban- yah.that 10 review thingamajiger.oh well! I got eight reviews though! Thanks to you and those other peeps that reviewed!!
Mai + Evil Yuki- yesh yesh!! You're so kind! Thank you for the advice!!
*** The story continues...***
Naruto didn't want to face the fact that Sakura wanted him for herself. But Naruto had to tell her to leave him alone! He had.Sasuke. Naruto didn't want to be all weird and all about this, but that 'friendship signal' was getting to him. 'Do all friends do that!?' Naruto exclaimed in his head. He went to sleep that night with a head full of thoughts of Sasuke and Sakura.
* the next day *
Naruto woke up and went out to take a walk. It was early and he didn't get much sleep. Walking down a street to no-where he noticed a dark shadow nearby. It came out and grabbed him around the waist and flung him against a wall. "Ow!" Naruto exclaimed, "Sasuke leave me alone!"
"How'd you know it was me?" Sasuke whispered into Naruto's face, making him blush. 'Why do I always get so like.weak when Sasuke's around? It makes me mad to be like this.' Naruto thought. Naruto tried pushing Sasuke off, but Sasuke held him down firmly.
"Why should I let you go when we could hang out?" Sasuke inquired. Naruto didn't want to answer that question and squirmed under Sasuke's grip. 'This feels weird,' Naruto thought. In the distance there was a faint thundering noise. "S-A-S-U-K-E!!!!!!!" came a feminine voice screeching high-pitched like. Suddenly a pink blur brushed Sasuke off Naruto like lightning. "Sasuke!" Sakura yelled, "He's mine!"
"Nah-uh!" Sasuke retorted.
"Yeah-huh!" Sakura exclaimed.
"Nuh-uh"
"Yeah-huh"
"Nuh-uh"
"Yeah-huh"
*a little while later*
"Nuh-uh!" Sasuke exclaimed with an exasperated voice. "Yeah-huh! And I can prove it!" Sakura spat out frustrated. "How?" Sasuke looked at her with his big onyx eyes shimmering in curiosity. "Watch!" She exclaimed. She found Naruto sitting down slurping some ramen. "Naruto-kun!" she then pranced over to him and put her hands on his shoulders. "Naruto.who do you like better, Sasuke or me?" Naruto looked up at her with a puzzled look on his face. "Vwat?" he said with a mouth full of noodles. "Aye didn't ear vhoo" Swallowing his food he licked his lips happily. Then Sakura kissed him.
'!!!!!!!? I just licked my lips here!' Naruto's inner self screamed. With wet lips attached to Sakura's he didn't know what to do. 'Air.Air.need air now!' he thought. He opened his mouth and sucked in air desperately. Sakura sat beside him content with ramen taste on her lips. (Monkey:* ahem *well that was weird, I don't know what came over me!!)
Sasuke was furious. He grabbed Naruto and jumped into a tree, 'Naruto is mine and she can't have him!!' Sasuke yelled in his head. Determined he ran far off with Naruto in his arms until they were deep in the forest, leaving Sakura behind.
* another while later* (Monkey: does this EVER get tiring!!? ^_^)
Sasuke put Naruto down. "Why are we here?" Naruto asked. "I want to talk to you" Sasuke explained. "About what?" Naruto questioned. "Us." Sasuke answered.
Monkey: Hey guys!! Did you guys like this chapter!!? I'm so proud to announce this!! I received eight reviews!! Thank you peeps!! This is a great achievement! Well please review this time too! I really appreciate it! Maybe a couple of new ideas to help the brainstorming would be nice!! Well, be prepared for the next chapter!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! * takes a spoonful of sugar *