Monkey: "hmm.starting to run out of ideas!!! Maybe I should have a
disclaimer!"
Naruto: "souda souda!"
Monkey: "ugh.the soda thing.I thought you liked ramen!! Well, could you do the disclaimer then, now that you've popped out of nowhere?"
Sasuke: "no.you're supposed to wait for your cue Naruto!!"
Naruto: "but.I like to butt in (monkey: as in interrupting)!! Well, apparently Monkey doesn't own naruto.because if she did.well, you should understand that the world wouldn't be too pleased.with a 'few' exceptions. *" glares at Sasuke *
Sasuke: "yes.I like your butt too.gah!! I mean!! You shouldn't go butting in!!"
Naruto: "but."
Monkey: * still brainstorming * "well.maybe Sakura should instantly disappear.ah!!! What are you doing Sasuke!!"
Sasuke: "mmmmph"
Naruto: "pfft!!! Muuph!!! Fffeeelpp!"
Monkey: "uh.I don't speak lip language.anyway.or maybe Kakashi should somehow get into this fic."
Naruto: * heavily breathing * "get.off of.me.Sasuke!!!"
Sasuke: "friendship signal!!!" * thumbs up *
Monkey: .now who knows what happened just then?
*** the conversation.(continuation of where I left off) ***
Naruto is.sitting down.on the ground. Sasuke is looking at Naruto with a serious look on his face. Sasuke started out to talk about their 'relationship'. Sakura is not there at the moment. Naruto: "about what?" Sasuke: "Us."
Sasuke had a hurt look on his face but it soon turned to a smile, because Naruto was jumping around and shaking his booty. Sasuke: "What are you doing!?"
Naruto: "Shaking my booty."
Sasuke: "Were you listening to me!!?"
Naruto: "ch-yah! Of course I was!"
Sasuke: "If you were than tell me what I just said!"
Naruto: "You just said: 'If you were than tell me what I just said!'
Sasuke: augh.you're right!!
monkey: a moment of silence dedicated to those who thought that Naruto was the stupidest character alive!! But.you were proven wrong!!!! Ahahahahahahaha now back to where I interrupted shall we!? *
Naruto: "What's up with the 'augh'!?
Sasuke: "Now I can't punish you."
Naruto: "How were you supposed to do that!?"
Suddenly there was a blue blur.and then an orange blur was taken down by the blurry blue character.then the orange character taken down became a blurry orange character like the blurry blue character.too much blurriness to narrate.because I can't even see what's going on.
Orange Blur: "augh!! Ahhh!!"
Blue Blur: * smacking of lips *
Orange Blur: "hahahahaha"
Blue Blur: "take that!!!"
Orange Blur: "nooo~" * echo *
(Monkey: hahaha let's skip that sequence since it'll take a while and result in a very hyper sasuke who grabs at Naruto.and a very red Naruto who is frantically running away from Sasuke all the time.)
*** after all the tickling ***
Naruto settles down.Sasuke's fingers are tired.
Sasuke: "Well.now what?"
Naruto: "I dunno"
In the distance another blur comes into view.it's pink. (Monkey: who could that be!?)
(Monkey: * in a sing-song voice * here we go with the blur thingy!!)
The pink blur brushes past the now blue blur, and the blue blur does a flip to take down the orange blur.the orange blur does a back-flip and kicks the pink blur aside.then the blue blur quickly hugs the orange blur, and the pink blur recovers and takes the blue blur down. Then the orange blur breaks from the blue blur's grasp.all the sudden they all come into view.and now Sasuke is running after a still blurry Naruto and.where did Sakura go!!?
*** while Naruto is running ***
Naruto: "Leave me alone Sasuke!!"
Sasuke: "Not until you let me show the world how good of friends we are!!!"
Naruto: * sweatdrop *
Sasuke: "Well, it's no big deal that we have a friendship signal that 'special' to others!!"
Naruto: * trips over something hard *
Sasuke: "It looks like we've been running in circles."
Naruto: "Ah!!!!!!!!!!"
Sakura grabs Naruto and pushes him against a tree trunk (Monkey: scenery!!! I like trees!!!)
Sakura: *phew! * "Finally. I get to say something."
Sasuke: * turns on his sharingan *
Naruto: "How do you do that!!?"
Sasuke: "Well, I just feel this big emotional pull and then BOOM!! I can see!!"
Naruto: "Wait.you couldn't see!?"
Sasuke: "No.I just can see better!"
Naruto: "oooo"
Sakura: "What's up with the spinning eyeballs."
Naruto: oh yah.get off of me!!
Sasuke: ".I didn't want to use this option.but it seems as though I have no choice."
Sakura: ".could it be..!!!?"
Naruto: * thumbs up * "Go get 'em!!"
Sasuke: "Okay! You lass! Mesa is sorry to say this, but y'er gonna have 'ter put the rascal down...er' else yer skirt might fall off yer buttocks! So put the lad down."
Sakura: * sweatdrop * "Is this some new attack I've never heard of!?"
Naruto: "This has to be 'pirate no jutsu' sasuke-style!!!"
Sasuke: * pulls out a hook and sticks it to his right hand * "Yer heard me didn't ye!!? Put the lad down!!"
Sakura: "Not unless you speak in English!!"
Sasuke: "Aww.fine. That was getting fun though."
Naruto: "He spoke in English so you can let go!"
Sakura: * smacking of lips *
Naruto: * having a flashback *
* start of flashback *
Sasuke is running toward him. Fast. Sasuke's lips are moving 33mph. Oh the horror!!!!!!!!!
* end of flashback *
Naruto: * smacks Sakura *
(Monkey: K.O.!!!!)
Sasuke: "Are you all right!!?"
Naruto: ".yeah I think so. No wait.I think I got a wedgie.that's a problem.
Sasuke: "Kakashi sensei!!?"
Naruto: * jumps around trying to get out of his predicament *
Sasuke: "Hey Kakashi sensei watch what Naruto and I can do!!"
Kakashi: "ok"
Sasuke relieves Naruto of his dilemma. And ta-da!! Sasuke's lips are secured around Naruto's.
Naruto: * in his head * 1,2,3,4 (Monkey: countdown!) 56,57,59.
Sasuke: * in his head * hey!! This reminds me of that one scene in titanic.
*** 5 minutes and 43 seconds later. *** (Monkey: needs to be in the Guiness Book of Records!! * smile *)
Naruto: mpph!!!
Sasuke: * in his head * oh yeah, we need to breath
Sasuke let Naruto go and smiled back at his friend/rival.
Kakashi: uh.nice job!
Sasuke: "That's our friendship signal!!" * puffs up chest *
Naruto: "Sasuke.that was a long one."
Sasuke: "The longer the better!!!"
Monkey: well, hope you liked it! Told you I ran out of ideas!! The next chapter will be much more 'sexier' I hope!! Please tell me if you'd like more lip-nibblers in the next chapter.or not! If you want more.then I'll have to bring out my darkside!! Hahahahahahahahahaha but it all depends in the reviews!!
Sasuke: more kissing!! And beyond!!
Naruto: .ahahaha!!
Sasuke: you.want more!!?
Naruto: sasuke.
Sasuke: naruto.
CENSORED CENSORED!!!!
Monkey: seeya next chapter!! And REVIEW!! Maybe I'll go into detail about what happened in the 'censored' area!!! Hahahahahaha yoroshiku!!!!
Naruto: "souda souda!"
Monkey: "ugh.the soda thing.I thought you liked ramen!! Well, could you do the disclaimer then, now that you've popped out of nowhere?"
Sasuke: "no.you're supposed to wait for your cue Naruto!!"
Naruto: "but.I like to butt in (monkey: as in interrupting)!! Well, apparently Monkey doesn't own naruto.because if she did.well, you should understand that the world wouldn't be too pleased.with a 'few' exceptions. *" glares at Sasuke *
Sasuke: "yes.I like your butt too.gah!! I mean!! You shouldn't go butting in!!"
Naruto: "but."
Monkey: * still brainstorming * "well.maybe Sakura should instantly disappear.ah!!! What are you doing Sasuke!!"
Sasuke: "mmmmph"
Naruto: "pfft!!! Muuph!!! Fffeeelpp!"
Monkey: "uh.I don't speak lip language.anyway.or maybe Kakashi should somehow get into this fic."
Naruto: * heavily breathing * "get.off of.me.Sasuke!!!"
Sasuke: "friendship signal!!!" * thumbs up *
Monkey: .now who knows what happened just then?
*** the conversation.(continuation of where I left off) ***
Naruto is.sitting down.on the ground. Sasuke is looking at Naruto with a serious look on his face. Sasuke started out to talk about their 'relationship'. Sakura is not there at the moment. Naruto: "about what?" Sasuke: "Us."
Sasuke had a hurt look on his face but it soon turned to a smile, because Naruto was jumping around and shaking his booty. Sasuke: "What are you doing!?"
Naruto: "Shaking my booty."
Sasuke: "Were you listening to me!!?"
Naruto: "ch-yah! Of course I was!"
Sasuke: "If you were than tell me what I just said!"
Naruto: "You just said: 'If you were than tell me what I just said!'
Sasuke: augh.you're right!!
monkey: a moment of silence dedicated to those who thought that Naruto was the stupidest character alive!! But.you were proven wrong!!!! Ahahahahahahaha now back to where I interrupted shall we!? *
Naruto: "What's up with the 'augh'!?
Sasuke: "Now I can't punish you."
Naruto: "How were you supposed to do that!?"
Suddenly there was a blue blur.and then an orange blur was taken down by the blurry blue character.then the orange character taken down became a blurry orange character like the blurry blue character.too much blurriness to narrate.because I can't even see what's going on.
Orange Blur: "augh!! Ahhh!!"
Blue Blur: * smacking of lips *
Orange Blur: "hahahahaha"
Blue Blur: "take that!!!"
Orange Blur: "nooo~" * echo *
(Monkey: hahaha let's skip that sequence since it'll take a while and result in a very hyper sasuke who grabs at Naruto.and a very red Naruto who is frantically running away from Sasuke all the time.)
*** after all the tickling ***
Naruto settles down.Sasuke's fingers are tired.
Sasuke: "Well.now what?"
Naruto: "I dunno"
In the distance another blur comes into view.it's pink. (Monkey: who could that be!?)
(Monkey: * in a sing-song voice * here we go with the blur thingy!!)
The pink blur brushes past the now blue blur, and the blue blur does a flip to take down the orange blur.the orange blur does a back-flip and kicks the pink blur aside.then the blue blur quickly hugs the orange blur, and the pink blur recovers and takes the blue blur down. Then the orange blur breaks from the blue blur's grasp.all the sudden they all come into view.and now Sasuke is running after a still blurry Naruto and.where did Sakura go!!?
*** while Naruto is running ***
Naruto: "Leave me alone Sasuke!!"
Sasuke: "Not until you let me show the world how good of friends we are!!!"
Naruto: * sweatdrop *
Sasuke: "Well, it's no big deal that we have a friendship signal that 'special' to others!!"
Naruto: * trips over something hard *
Sasuke: "It looks like we've been running in circles."
Naruto: "Ah!!!!!!!!!!"
Sakura grabs Naruto and pushes him against a tree trunk (Monkey: scenery!!! I like trees!!!)
Sakura: *phew! * "Finally. I get to say something."
Sasuke: * turns on his sharingan *
Naruto: "How do you do that!!?"
Sasuke: "Well, I just feel this big emotional pull and then BOOM!! I can see!!"
Naruto: "Wait.you couldn't see!?"
Sasuke: "No.I just can see better!"
Naruto: "oooo"
Sakura: "What's up with the spinning eyeballs."
Naruto: oh yah.get off of me!!
Sasuke: ".I didn't want to use this option.but it seems as though I have no choice."
Sakura: ".could it be..!!!?"
Naruto: * thumbs up * "Go get 'em!!"
Sasuke: "Okay! You lass! Mesa is sorry to say this, but y'er gonna have 'ter put the rascal down...er' else yer skirt might fall off yer buttocks! So put the lad down."
Sakura: * sweatdrop * "Is this some new attack I've never heard of!?"
Naruto: "This has to be 'pirate no jutsu' sasuke-style!!!"
Sasuke: * pulls out a hook and sticks it to his right hand * "Yer heard me didn't ye!!? Put the lad down!!"
Sakura: "Not unless you speak in English!!"
Sasuke: "Aww.fine. That was getting fun though."
Naruto: "He spoke in English so you can let go!"
Sakura: * smacking of lips *
Naruto: * having a flashback *
* start of flashback *
Sasuke is running toward him. Fast. Sasuke's lips are moving 33mph. Oh the horror!!!!!!!!!
* end of flashback *
Naruto: * smacks Sakura *
(Monkey: K.O.!!!!)
Sasuke: "Are you all right!!?"
Naruto: ".yeah I think so. No wait.I think I got a wedgie.that's a problem.
Sasuke: "Kakashi sensei!!?"
Naruto: * jumps around trying to get out of his predicament *
Sasuke: "Hey Kakashi sensei watch what Naruto and I can do!!"
Kakashi: "ok"
Sasuke relieves Naruto of his dilemma. And ta-da!! Sasuke's lips are secured around Naruto's.
Naruto: * in his head * 1,2,3,4 (Monkey: countdown!) 56,57,59.
Sasuke: * in his head * hey!! This reminds me of that one scene in titanic.
*** 5 minutes and 43 seconds later. *** (Monkey: needs to be in the Guiness Book of Records!! * smile *)
Naruto: mpph!!!
Sasuke: * in his head * oh yeah, we need to breath
Sasuke let Naruto go and smiled back at his friend/rival.
Kakashi: uh.nice job!
Sasuke: "That's our friendship signal!!" * puffs up chest *
Naruto: "Sasuke.that was a long one."
Sasuke: "The longer the better!!!"
Monkey: well, hope you liked it! Told you I ran out of ideas!! The next chapter will be much more 'sexier' I hope!! Please tell me if you'd like more lip-nibblers in the next chapter.or not! If you want more.then I'll have to bring out my darkside!! Hahahahahahahahahaha but it all depends in the reviews!!
Sasuke: more kissing!! And beyond!!
Naruto: .ahahaha!!
Sasuke: you.want more!!?
Naruto: sasuke.
Sasuke: naruto.
CENSORED CENSORED!!!!
Monkey: seeya next chapter!! And REVIEW!! Maybe I'll go into detail about what happened in the 'censored' area!!! Hahahahahaha yoroshiku!!!!