Monkee: Hey Everyone!!! I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed for my
story so far!! Thank you so much!!! You guys are da bombs!!! Now that
we're on the fourth chapter I keep finding myself in an abyss of
forgetfulness.I never can keep track of what's happening, so I've selected
to be based on humor and randomness! Well, aren't you excited!!?
Naruto: Nah.not exactly.
Sasuke: What happened last time anyway.?
Naruto: How can you forget!!?
Monkee: Oh.the 'CENSORED' thing huh?
Naruto: Yah
Sasuke: Can I do the disclaimer!!!? Mesa wanna talk about cheese!!! Oh!! And tomatoes!!!
Naruto: Is Sasuke okay?
Monkee: His imagination is running wild!!!
Sasuke: Monkee doesn't own me, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, and all the other little nins that will have their chances to shine in the chapter!! Thank goodness for cheese and tomatoes!!
Naruto: What do tomatoes have to do with the disclaimer!!?
Monkee: I like milk and bananas?
Naruto: I like ramen!!!
Sasuke: * jumps on Naruto * I like blonde haired, blue eyed demon fox friends!
Monkee: But you can't eat those??
Sasuke: Watch and learn!!!
Naruto: Why me???
*** The chapter where new characters are added since I can't really remember what happened in the last chapter!! So there shall be randomness!!! ***
The sun glared down on Sasuke as white, fluffy clouds passed by. Naruto spotted his figure from two blocks away, and ran over quickly to greet him.
Naruto: Yo Sasuke!
Sasuke: aa
Naruto: What's wrong?
Sasuke: aa
Naruto: what?
Sasuke: wwaaaaaaaaaaan...* sniffle *
Naruto: 'is sasuke crying.????'
Sasuke: .Naruto?
Naruto: Are you okay Sasuke?
Sasuke: I lost my.my.
Naruto: Your what?
Gaara: His pink, stuffed bunny.
Naruto: Where did you come from?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: I was going to meet up with Sasuke to play with our stuffed animals..
Naruto looked at Gaara and Sasuke. He was shocked beyond belief that they had such free time, and that Gaara was hugging a brown, stuffed squirrel.
Sasuke: I can't find him.
Gaara: Don't worry I'll help you find him.* smile * (monkee: why is gaara smiling.and the squirrel!!)
Naruto: Are you guys all right?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: * rushes over and hugs Naruto * My bunny!!!
Sakura's sixth sense kicked into gear as she lay in the hospital bed. She jumped from the second floor window of her room and dashed over to Naruto, Sasuke, and Gaara. Then she jumped into the air and kicks Sasuke over the head.
Sakura: Take that!!
Sasuke: Grrr~
*** To Gaara and Naruto ***
Naruto: .
Gaara: I want some candy.
*** To Sakura and Sasuke ***
Sakura: Take my forehead beam of doooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!
Sasuke: You don't stand a chance! * gets into battle stance *
Sakura: Naruto is mine!!!
Sasuke: Naruto's mine!!!!
Sakura shoots a beam of light from her forehead (monkee: haahahhahahaahhaahah) and it barely misses Sasuke.
Sasuke: * switches to sharingan *
*** To Naruto and Gaara ***
Naruto: What about some ramen.
Gaara: I don't eat ramen.
Neji: I need to take another sip of that water!!! Lee: It's not water! It's sake!!
Neji: Gimme!
Lee: Nooooooo~
Gaara: I wanna try Lee's sake.* points at frantic Lee running from Neji *
Naruto: Let's go try some!!
Gaara: Yay!!!
*** after Naruto, Neji, and Gaara manage to separate Lee from his
sake. ***
Lee: Guys!! That's enough of the sake!!
Drunk Neji, Naruto, and Gaara: Awww.
Lee: * takes bottle away from the drunken three *
Neji: * grabs Lee * Wanna give someone a little kiss? Lee: * major blush!!!! *
Gaara: woop woop!!
Naruto: Where's Sasuke!!? I want my Sasuke NOW!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke finishes off Sakura with one quick blow to the forehead and knocks her out.
Sasuke: I'm coming Naruto!!!!
Naruto: Yay!
Gaara: I want to hug something.
Gaara: * hugs Naruto *
Sasuke: Gaara!!!?
Gaara: * hugs Sasuke *
Gaara: * smiles and hugs unconscious Sakura * Naruto: Sasuke!!
Sasuke: * hugs Naruto * Look at all the new friends!!!
Naruto: Yay!! I feel all warm and good inside!!
Sasuke: We've forgotten to show our friendship signal to all our new friends!!
Naruto: oh yeah!
Sasuke: Let's go!
Naruto: ok!!! (monkee: I don't think Naruto will regret this! * wink wink *)
*** to the little huggable Gaara ***
Gaara: * moves on to hug Lee and Neji *
Neji: C'mon Lee.
Lee: uh.I have to go.
Neji: Not if I can help it. * pins Lee down *
Gaara: * hugs Neji *
Neji: awww
Gaara: * hugs Lee *
Lee: * Blush *
Gaara: * moves on to find more surprised victims.er friends! *
*** Back to Sasuke and Naruto's friendship signal predicament ***
Sasuke: * holds up megaphone * ALL RIGHT EVERYONE!! I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO SIT BACK AND WATCH NARUTO AND I PERFORM OUR ALL AROUND FAMOUS FRIENDSHIP SIGNAL!!
Naruto: hehehehe
Sasuke: * puts megaphone away* This is it Naruto!
Everyone, consisting of Lee, Neji, Gaara, and an unconscious Sakura, sit and wait for whatever Sasuke is hiding down his enormous collar (monkee: he doesn't have long sleeves so the collar thing 'I thought' would make more sense!)
Neji: Lee * smile *
Lee: * more blushing *
Gaara: *Grabs popcorn and starts munching *
Kiba: What's up?
Shino: Looks like Naruto and Sasuke are going to show us something.
Hinata: Naruto.?
Kiba: Gimme some popcorn Gaara!
Gaara: .* munch munch *
Kiba: *munch munch *
Shino: * munch munch *
Hinata: Naruto.and Sasuke!!!?
Neji: Lee.* smile *
Lee: I want some popcorn!
Neji: There are better things than popcorn.* smile *
Lee: * Blush to the maX!! *
Sasuke: All right everyone!! We will now go on to demonstrate our friendship signal to all those who may not know that we are friends!!
Naruto: Yay!!
*** to be continued.! ***
monkee: wow.cliffhanger-ish
sasuke: I'm enjoying this!!
Naruto: hehehehe
Monkee: I think they (neji, naruto, gaara) will continue to stay drunk till further notice!
Naruto: haha
Gaara: * munch munch *
Sasuke: I forgot all about my bunny.
Gaara: * munch munch * I killed it.
Sasuke: why!!!?
Gaara: it annoyed me.and the pink wasn't right.* smile *
Sasuke: * munch munch *
Gaara: Gimme back my popcorn!! * huggles Sasuke *
Monkee: Sorry for the not-funny-ness of it all!!! Well I thought it was funnay!! In the next chapter new ninjas will appear!!! Ahahaha and so please review!!
Naruto: Nah.not exactly.
Sasuke: What happened last time anyway.?
Naruto: How can you forget!!?
Monkee: Oh.the 'CENSORED' thing huh?
Naruto: Yah
Sasuke: Can I do the disclaimer!!!? Mesa wanna talk about cheese!!! Oh!! And tomatoes!!!
Naruto: Is Sasuke okay?
Monkee: His imagination is running wild!!!
Sasuke: Monkee doesn't own me, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, and all the other little nins that will have their chances to shine in the chapter!! Thank goodness for cheese and tomatoes!!
Naruto: What do tomatoes have to do with the disclaimer!!?
Monkee: I like milk and bananas?
Naruto: I like ramen!!!
Sasuke: * jumps on Naruto * I like blonde haired, blue eyed demon fox friends!
Monkee: But you can't eat those??
Sasuke: Watch and learn!!!
Naruto: Why me???
*** The chapter where new characters are added since I can't really remember what happened in the last chapter!! So there shall be randomness!!! ***
The sun glared down on Sasuke as white, fluffy clouds passed by. Naruto spotted his figure from two blocks away, and ran over quickly to greet him.
Naruto: Yo Sasuke!
Sasuke: aa
Naruto: What's wrong?
Sasuke: aa
Naruto: what?
Sasuke: wwaaaaaaaaaaan...* sniffle *
Naruto: 'is sasuke crying.????'
Sasuke: .Naruto?
Naruto: Are you okay Sasuke?
Sasuke: I lost my.my.
Naruto: Your what?
Gaara: His pink, stuffed bunny.
Naruto: Where did you come from?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: I was going to meet up with Sasuke to play with our stuffed animals..
Naruto looked at Gaara and Sasuke. He was shocked beyond belief that they had such free time, and that Gaara was hugging a brown, stuffed squirrel.
Sasuke: I can't find him.
Gaara: Don't worry I'll help you find him.* smile * (monkee: why is gaara smiling.and the squirrel!!)
Naruto: Are you guys all right?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: * rushes over and hugs Naruto * My bunny!!!
Sakura's sixth sense kicked into gear as she lay in the hospital bed. She jumped from the second floor window of her room and dashed over to Naruto, Sasuke, and Gaara. Then she jumped into the air and kicks Sasuke over the head.
Sakura: Take that!!
Sasuke: Grrr~
*** To Gaara and Naruto ***
Naruto: .
Gaara: I want some candy.
*** To Sakura and Sasuke ***
Sakura: Take my forehead beam of doooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!
Sasuke: You don't stand a chance! * gets into battle stance *
Sakura: Naruto is mine!!!
Sasuke: Naruto's mine!!!!
Sakura shoots a beam of light from her forehead (monkee: haahahhahahaahhaahah) and it barely misses Sasuke.
Sasuke: * switches to sharingan *
*** To Naruto and Gaara ***
Naruto: What about some ramen.
Gaara: I don't eat ramen.
Neji: I need to take another sip of that water!!! Lee: It's not water! It's sake!!
Neji: Gimme!
Lee: Nooooooo~
Gaara: I wanna try Lee's sake.* points at frantic Lee running from Neji *
Naruto: Let's go try some!!
Gaara: Yay!!!
*** after Naruto, Neji, and Gaara manage to separate Lee from his
sake. ***
Lee: Guys!! That's enough of the sake!!
Drunk Neji, Naruto, and Gaara: Awww.
Lee: * takes bottle away from the drunken three *
Neji: * grabs Lee * Wanna give someone a little kiss? Lee: * major blush!!!! *
Gaara: woop woop!!
Naruto: Where's Sasuke!!? I want my Sasuke NOW!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke finishes off Sakura with one quick blow to the forehead and knocks her out.
Sasuke: I'm coming Naruto!!!!
Naruto: Yay!
Gaara: I want to hug something.
Gaara: * hugs Naruto *
Sasuke: Gaara!!!?
Gaara: * hugs Sasuke *
Gaara: * smiles and hugs unconscious Sakura * Naruto: Sasuke!!
Sasuke: * hugs Naruto * Look at all the new friends!!!
Naruto: Yay!! I feel all warm and good inside!!
Sasuke: We've forgotten to show our friendship signal to all our new friends!!
Naruto: oh yeah!
Sasuke: Let's go!
Naruto: ok!!! (monkee: I don't think Naruto will regret this! * wink wink *)
*** to the little huggable Gaara ***
Gaara: * moves on to hug Lee and Neji *
Neji: C'mon Lee.
Lee: uh.I have to go.
Neji: Not if I can help it. * pins Lee down *
Gaara: * hugs Neji *
Neji: awww
Gaara: * hugs Lee *
Lee: * Blush *
Gaara: * moves on to find more surprised victims.er friends! *
*** Back to Sasuke and Naruto's friendship signal predicament ***
Sasuke: * holds up megaphone * ALL RIGHT EVERYONE!! I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO SIT BACK AND WATCH NARUTO AND I PERFORM OUR ALL AROUND FAMOUS FRIENDSHIP SIGNAL!!
Naruto: hehehehe
Sasuke: * puts megaphone away* This is it Naruto!
Everyone, consisting of Lee, Neji, Gaara, and an unconscious Sakura, sit and wait for whatever Sasuke is hiding down his enormous collar (monkee: he doesn't have long sleeves so the collar thing 'I thought' would make more sense!)
Neji: Lee * smile *
Lee: * more blushing *
Gaara: *Grabs popcorn and starts munching *
Kiba: What's up?
Shino: Looks like Naruto and Sasuke are going to show us something.
Hinata: Naruto.?
Kiba: Gimme some popcorn Gaara!
Gaara: .* munch munch *
Kiba: *munch munch *
Shino: * munch munch *
Hinata: Naruto.and Sasuke!!!?
Neji: Lee.* smile *
Lee: I want some popcorn!
Neji: There are better things than popcorn.* smile *
Lee: * Blush to the maX!! *
Sasuke: All right everyone!! We will now go on to demonstrate our friendship signal to all those who may not know that we are friends!!
Naruto: Yay!!
*** to be continued.! ***
monkee: wow.cliffhanger-ish
sasuke: I'm enjoying this!!
Naruto: hehehehe
Monkee: I think they (neji, naruto, gaara) will continue to stay drunk till further notice!
Naruto: haha
Gaara: * munch munch *
Sasuke: I forgot all about my bunny.
Gaara: * munch munch * I killed it.
Sasuke: why!!!?
Gaara: it annoyed me.and the pink wasn't right.* smile *
Sasuke: * munch munch *
Gaara: Gimme back my popcorn!! * huggles Sasuke *
Monkee: Sorry for the not-funny-ness of it all!!! Well I thought it was funnay!! In the next chapter new ninjas will appear!!! Ahahaha and so please review!!