General Young Children with Passion, these are the Days of Yu-Gi-Oh characters and their World Turning.
NOTE: This is a weird attempt to be funny by mixing Yu-gi-oh with an American soap opera. I just love those cheesy soaps though, but I'm not an avid fan of them.... (*tries to hid SOAP DIGEST*) If you think about it, and I mean think about it really hard, most animes are one big soap opera, one twist after another.
Dare I say, this is my first fanfic off of FF.net. It's true. It's my baby!
DISCLAIMER: I don't Yu-gi-oh or any T.V. show! Yu-Gi-Oh
is property of Kazuki Takahashi and other respected owners.
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After Duel Monsters Quest (you know the whole mystic dragon episode), the scene begins in the familiar office of Seto Kaiba. Silently, Seto Kaiba sits at his desk when as the doors swing open, with a huge breeze blowing in, revealing Mokuba Kaiba standing in the doorway.
MOKUBA: I can't believe you made me into a girl! I hate you Seto!
SETO: FINE I DISOWN YOU!
MOKUBA: (SHOCKED)
SETO: I didn't mean that--GET OUT!
MOKUBA: But...(Sniffling) ...big brother.
SETO: Whatever... besides it was the Big 5 that made you that way. In some mystical way (*cough*dubbers*cough*) they said I was the one who made Adina look like you... or whatever her name was.
MOKUBA: Such a evil plot those Big 5 had! ...I never knew! I forgive you, big brother!
SETO and MOKUBA embrace on another.
MOKUBA: I'M IN LOVE WITH REBECCA!
SETO: ……….
MOKUBA: That came out of nowhere, big brother I apologize... I WILL MAKE TEÁ MINE!
SETO: Are you feeling ok, Mokuba?
MOKUBA: (slaps Seto)
SETO: (pissed off)
MOKUBA: Sorry, had this sudden urge. (Pours wine into a shot glass and throws it against the wall.)
SETO: You're paying for that out of your allowance….
Mokuba scoffs and drops his jaw in shock.
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YAMI: I must stop the wedding!!
Yugi looks quizzically at his Aibou.
YUGI: What wedding? I thought we were playing!
YAMI: I'm may be too late!!! (dashes off)
YUGI: (shrugs his shoulders, returning his attention to his Grandpa) Go Fish, Grandpa.
GRANDPA: (tries to stab Yugi with a playing card. HEY, they're very sharp!) this is DUEL MONSTERS!
YUGI: Grandpa! (Blocking the obviously staged attack.)
Fake struggling ensues
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SETO: MOKUBA! You've been staring at me for FIVE minutes with the same look! What's going on?
Mokuba falls out of his trance.
MOKUBA: Sorry, I don't know what's coming over me Ni-sama.
SETO: Good, just don't let it happen again!
A Doctor appears out of nowhere, making his cameo and will probably die later since he is an extra.
DOCTOR J: I'm afraid that I have bad news for you, Mr. Kaiba. You've contracted a deadly disease that could mean death. You'll die, but don't worry; as always after you've died and we've CLEARLY seen your funeral you'll either come back as an evil twin or you didn't really die at all.
SETO: What??!?!? (confused)
DOCTOR J: Ah, it's good to see you Seito Kaiba, Seto Kaiba's twin brother.
SETO: .......Get off of my property before I release the hounds.
MOKUBA: Big Brother, you've come back to life! It's a miracle!
SETO: .... your kidding me right, Mokuba?
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Outside a quaint little café, completely fake looking. The waiter brings three people glasses of water.
TEÁ: (throws the water at Mai)
MAI: (Gasps)
TEÁ: I don't know why I did that…. (tackles Mai)
MAI: Get off! Tristan is mine!
Joey and Teá blinked several times by Mai's outburst. She nervously chuckles as she returns to her seat along with Teá.
JOEY: We're really cheap aren't we? (inspecting his glass of water) We rarely eat on the show. You know what I'm getting hungry, but since were a bunch of beautiful people with some minor exceptions, namely Weevil, Grandpa Mutou, just to name a few... I MUST GO ON A DIET!! Gotta maintain my figure.
MAI: NO! Don't Joseph! Don't starve yourself to death! Although.... you can't really go hungry because you eat a lot off-stage!
JOEY: (with tears) Thank you Mai, I realized that I have a lot to live for!
JOEY hugs MAI, sharing a tender moment together.
TEÁ: (thinking) I will make Joey mine!
Of course since this is a soap opera, the thought is played for them all to hear. Mai and Joey look at Teá strangely, while Teá looks as if she smelled bad cheese.
JOEY: (inhales) I'm heading off next week to New York, where my plane crashes in the mountains and I may be stuck with Isis all alone waiting for the search party. Afterwards we'll probably realize our true feelings for one another. Then I'm forced to come back, where I pretend nothing happened. But this foul play will be discovered by Mai....eventually....were she will turn into a villain because of her bitterness. This is weird, I'm not from New York, but I have this accent…. (exhales)
Serenity appears for some odd reason. After it was explained that Joey was an only child, his long lost sister Serenity enters his life.
SERENITY: You stay away from Seto, Joey! I'm warning you, he's mine! We're gonna be happy together! Understand? H-A-R-P-Y, that spells happy! (Picks up some water and throws it at Joey's face.)
And the sibling war begins.
(*Cue eerie music*)
JOEY: What did I do?
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Office scene.... again...
SETO: We must build the biggest empire this city as ever seen. The Kaiba family shall be unstoppable.
After realizing what he said, he looked at the statistics of his company.
SETO: What do you mean I lost all my money in the stocks?!?!?
MOKUBA: I dunno Ni-sama but it's all gone.
SETO: Then I must murder someone
MOKUBA: Why Ni-sama?
SETO: (shrugs)
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At an AA meeting.
PEGASUS: Hi, my name is Pegasus J. Crawford (A/N This sounds better than Maxamillion Pegasus) and I'm a…. FRUIT JUICE ADDICT! It's true… I tried stopping after my fifth one, but it tasted so good with Gorgonzola cheese.
ANONYMOUS GUY: Sir, who are you kidding? You're here for your alcoholism.
PEGASUS: Uh… that too… Why can't a man just DRINK.... fruit juice and cheese, in peace?!?!? I ask you... why!?!? (drops to his knees cursing the sky)
CROQUET: ...(*sniff) that was beautiful, sir!
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Alone, Yami Bakura paces back in forth, plotting evil things, as only a Yami bent on world destruction could.
YAMI BAKURA: We must bring down Yami and his goody-two-shoes Yugi!
(*Cue dramatic music*)
YAMI MALIK: Who the hell are you talking to? (Appears from the corner of the room… mysteriously like, as if he were evil or something…) Anyways I propose we join forces to take down the Mutou family.
YAMI BAKURA: I'd rather be thrown with Tea in a room where we passionately fall in love, instead of working with you again.
YAMI MALIK: I'll let you break Yugi's legs preventing him from getting away ^_^
YAMI BAKURA: I can do this by myself! I'm in need of no one's help!
Yami Bakura tries to exit dramatically when a loud crash was heard
TRISTAN: (caught and tangled in the drapes) Pretend I was never here! Continue on with your evil plot that I'll eavesdrop, thus warning Yugi of oncoming danger.
Yami Bakura and Yami Malik: ……….(-_-)
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At a large estate, where all these characters have to live in since they're so freakin' rich (*grumble*)... anyways they're all sitting in the living room.
RYOU BAKURA: I'm marrying Isis whether you like it or not! I don't really love her. AND, I'll probably sleep with every female there is that's not related to me, or a cousin who's not of my bloodline but who's sister is my cousin.
MALIK: What are you talking about?
BAKURA: I have no clue…. (0_0)
RYUJI OTOGI: That's okay, you can marry Isis, although, she really loves me. Since I have loads of money and my passion lies with Dungeon Dice Monsters I'll ignore her. Hell, I'm a cold hearted bastard of Domino City. Later on, there will be a plane crash, where she is pronounced likely dead, and only then will I realize my true feelings for her. It will be too late because Joey steals her from me! Then I'll join up with Mai in a plot to break the newly formed couple of Joey and Isis.
ISIS: Uh…. You do that.
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Was this pointless? Yes, yes it was. What will happen to our cast of characters? Will Yugi die? Will Kaiba's evil twin appear to terrorize the lives of those around him? Something the REAL Seto Kaiba will never do…. (*Wink wink*) Will that whole love triangle or rather that really weird shape one cause it can't be really considered a triangle, be resolved? Will Yami stop the wedding that hasn't even taken place? Won't Seto realize that Mokuba only tricked him in a plot to take over Kaiba Corporation? Will Tea, Joey, and Mai ever leave that café that they are always at? Will Yami Bakura and Yami Malik succeed in killing Yami? Why don't they join forces to kill him? (oh wait that happened in the series… it didn't work out well then either) What's wrong with Grandpa? What's this pain in my fingers? Why is there so many question marks in this paragraph….?
And so on….
Stay tuned for the next
General Young Children with Passion it's the Days of Yu-gi-oh characters and their world turning. (Was that the correct title?)
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I made this out to be a pointless one shot. But I could continue if I felt like it. It was fun to write, I laughed anyways.
Random people: (point and laugh at the authoress)
Anyways thanks for reading, and if you did hopefully I didn't cause any damage to your young impressionable minds.