CRASHIN' It ryhmes with Passion!
A/N: I'm so happy I got so many reviews. Here's the second chapter!
WARNING: I sort of, kind of, bash Tea only a bit in this chapter, but I think bashing is wrong, terribly, terribly wrong. Stupidity is the key to this story not bashing (^_^).
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any Yu-Gi-Oh or any other t.v. show!
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Seto Kaiba, the young ambitious, really hot [CENSORED]... This is rated PG-13, I do not wish to disclose the thoughts that would proceed after that sentence since I do watch such things as soap operas, I get evil impure thoughts!
As mentioned before the authoress' outburst, Chairman Seto Kaiba sits at his office, with his accountant right in front of him.
SETO: I demand to know how all my money was lost! (Who by the way is slowly edging his finger to the eject button that would sent the poor accountant through a tube. Unknowingly, the accountant will go unharmed since this is a cheap show. The trap door doesn't even work anyways since they couldn't afford it…. So it's rather meaningless….)
ACCOUNTANT: (inspects paper with Kaiba Corporations statistics on it). Sir, this is written in crayons… and it says, "Ni-sama lost all his money in stocks, Sincerely Mokuba Kaiba, the one who wrote this note!"
SETO: I don't care! No wait…. Why would Mokuba do this to me? (Rubs his chin, pondering his younger brother, Mokuba, evil plot)
Five minutes have passed, Seto Kaiba is still pondering.
ACCOUNTANT: Um… can I go now?
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At the airport, that looks suspiciously the café that Mai, Joey, and Teá where at before. Only this time there is a window has a painting of a plane that looks like it was drawn by a two year old.
JOEY: Well this is it. I'm heading off to New York.
MAI: (applying makeup) Yeah whatever….
JOEY: Don't I get a hug…? I mean I will be gone for a month, that will be played out to be only one day. I'll be freezing my little precious thousand-per-episode bottom. Don't you even care?
MAI: Not really….
JOEY: (making puppy eyes) Really?
MAI: (uncomfortably goes in for an embrace, then immediately shoves Joey away) There, Joey…. Uh, before I forget, I-I-I- I-- LOVE YOU!
JOEY: (excited) REALLY?!!
MAI: No, not really. I'm only supposed to say that to add some drama. Sorry to give your hopes up.
JOEY: At least let me have my sweater back. I might get cold! (Wearing only a T-shirt and jeans). All my valuables will go up in flames with the rest of the passengers and crew.
THE PASSENGERS AND CREW: What?!?!?
PERSON ON SPEAKER: Don't worry folks! Everything will be all right, this flight 666 will NOT, I repeat, will NOT make it!
THE PASSENGERS AND CREW: (crying in despair)
PERSON ON SPEAKER: Will make it! It will make it!
MAI: Of course.--you can't have it back! I'm cold right now!
Doctor J (you remember that extra) boards the plane.
DOCTOR J: Wow! I won a free trip to New York! This is exciting!
The poor fool, almost makes me feel sorry for him...Emphasizes on ALMOST.
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Yami Malik and Yami Bakura sit diligently at the park, but one of the stage crew mistakenly walks by, killing the scene indefinitely.
YAMI BAKURA: (feeding ducks) this is boring
YAMI MALIK: (controlling ducks to attack nearby pedestrians) Here's an idea, why don't will kill Yami by using a gun that DOESN'T shoot smoke!
YAMI BAKURA: Ingenious!
(Evil cackling ensues)
YAMI BAKURA: (choking on his own laughter, then comes to a conclusion) But wait that means if we do kill Yami his opposite long-lost twin will appear. It's more likely to be YUGI you idiot! Then Yugi will make Yami pop out of the Millenium Item again!
YAMI MALIK: You don't see the beauty of my plan! We don't' have to do anything! Even if we kill, our efforts will be in vain, so why do anything?
YAMI BAKURA: Your lazy-ness amazes me….
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Once again, in the living room of a nicely decorated rich person's home. Ryuji Otogi and Tea Gardner seem to be having a private, SERIOUS, conversation.
RYUJI OTOGI: I have this secret! You can't tell anyone! Not a soul, especially Tristan!
TEÁ: Why not Tristan? I guess I won't utter a word to no one. (Feeling behind her the warm comforting hands of Ryuji's on her shoulders)
TRISTAN: (on the couch) Hi! ^_^
OTOGI: (ignoring Tristan, and the fact that he is the only one that he DOESN'T want to reveal his deep, dark secret to) I'm not Ryuji Otogi, the man you thought I was!
TEÁ and TRISTAN: (GASP)
OTOGI: I am indeed… DUKE DEVILIN!
(THUNDER)
TRISTAN: (disappointed) That's it? That's the big secret?!?
TEÁ: That's ONLY your English name! I'm not preaching friendship and I'll start talking dirty!
OTOGI and TRISTAN: (high-spirited) Really?!?!
TEÁ: Of course not! Friendship is important! And saying erotic things to one another is just wrong!
TRISTAN: Damn… (Otogi raises an eybrow at Tristan) well you know
it gets boring around here...
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AGAIN in Seto Kaiba's office, Mokuba stands there with his fists to the sky.
MOKUBA: I will own this entire stage set!
SETO: You meant town didn't you.
MOKUBA: Don't interrupt! As I was announcing, all menacing like, I WILL own--
Suddenly the wall is ripped by the tumbling figures.
SETO: MY WALL!!!
MOKUBA: (inspects wall) this wall is made of poor quality plaster…
FIGURE #1: Please have mercy!
FIGURE #2: You die today!
MOKUBA: (picks up chair and hits the back of Figure #2's head)
FIGURE #1: You killed him! (sob)
MOKUBA: No sweat! The chair was a fake, like everything else.
SETO: um…. It's real, Mokuba, it came from my own pocket money.
MOKUBA: whoops, guess I'm going to trial for murder, where I'll be acquitted because I'm only a child. (Extra cute grin, while kicking Figure #2 for flare!)
SETO: (recognizing Figure #1) Yugi! What are you doing here?
YUGI previously FIGURE#1: Well there was this HUGE struggle, which we finally got right after TAKE #200. We were in my room, and we crashed into the wall and ended up here… sorry about the wall! (Grin)
SETO: Not that! You'll pay for that with your life, but will leave that for later plot developments. Who's Figure #2?
FIGURE #2: (groaning)
YUGI: Grandpa! Are you all right? I'm glad you're still alive! (Turns to Mokuba and whispers) Call the cops, he's crazy!
GRANDPA: Yugi! I was being controlled honest! It was Malik!
MOKUBA: (Shocked)
SETO: (in monotone) that fiend!
The police kick down the door. You can hear Seto in the background moaning about his broken door.
YUGI: Take him away!
GRANDPA: I'll get you for this! Mark my words, I will kill you all!
YUGI: We finally have our villain!
SETO: Aren't you even REMOTELY worried that he threatned to kill us?
MOKUBA: I thought I was the villain… uh, I mean that Yami Bakura and Yami Malik are the villains.
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Cut to park scene.
YAMI BAKURA: this is still boring…
YAMI MALIK: (still conrolling the ducks) Go duckies! Go! Bring me some sacrifices!
PEDESTRIANS: Help us!
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Back to the office scene, where they've been sitting for the last 3 minutes.
MOKUBA: hey where's Yami…?
YUGI: ………… (fidgeting with his collar, sweating uncontrollably)
SETO: you lost him didn't you?
YUGI: Lost is such a strong word (sees the glares of Seto and Mokuba)…
it's more like misplaced.
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Dramatically, Yami, the King of Games rushes through two double doors of a cathedral.
YAMI: STOP THE WEDDING!
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(*DUN DUN DUN*)
The random questions would be inserted here but I'm lazy and in need
of some sleep. Lazy-ness consumes me!
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I'll answer general questions that you have here:
I am planning to use the twisted family thing later on. The plan was to stretch this fic out to become multiple chapters. There are so many ideas floating in my mind, it's so hard to sort them out.
Thank you, to those who gave me more ideas in my reviews!
I have a confession to make…. I do watch one soap opera and that's Days of Our Lives. I have been caught watching Passions, All My Children, and General Hospital but I don't know too much about them. Blame ignorance if I mess up.
One more thing, Seto Kaiba is my favorite character, so I might use him more often than the other characters. I'll try not to in the future, but bear with me; it's just too hard!
Lastly… didn't' I just say one more thing… oh well… sorry if I forgot about the other character's they'll make an appearance later!
Next time: Conclusion to chapter 2: Yami stops whose wedding?
…. I guess I did write more…. I should go now. Bye.