Yup, here's an idiotic special for ya folks'. Why you ask? I'm bored and I have finals coming up, so I won't be writing for a long time. Since I like to write out chapters when I'm actually hyper this may seem a bit lame. I'm not hyper but in a mood to write before I forget about this idea. THIS IS NOT VITAL TO THE STORY JUST RANDOM STUFF! I give you persmission to move on. I guess this will be Part #1.
Disclamer: I dont' own any of the Yugioh characters or any show!
I do own the mental jacket that I escaped... errr... borrowed from the
mental hospital. (*GRIN*)
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Yami Yugi's interview.
The scene is of beautiful Malibu beach, Yami sits calmly on a chair with his name on it.
INTERVIEWER (looks suspicious looking… all those years of English and I still wrote that sentence….): Thank you for coming Mr. Yami.
YAMI: You have my Aibou imprisoned! Injustice!
INTERVIEWER: Ok no need to turning Wufei on me.
YAMI: Who?
INTERVIEWER: That's the point! That's why crossovers can be confusing. Who are we all? Why do we exist? All those mysterious…
YAMI: gah?
INTERVIEWER: Exactly! All right, first question, how is it like to have your life portrayed on T.V.?
YAMI: What are you talking about? (A microphone hits Yami on the head, who is oblivious to it of course, the hair isn't puffy for no reason!. The stage director yells for the microphone to be out of the way, grumbling for his life miseries, his wife leaving, the dog dying, etc, etc.)
INTERVIEWER: You must know you're on a popular T.V. show Yu-gi-oh?
YAMI: Yu-gi-oh? You mean to tell me my life, my struggles,
are being portrayed on T.V. for your sole entertainment?!?! That's
sick!
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Just then two kids run in the background one wearing a Yu-gi-oh T-shirt, the other carrying two boxes of some sort of card game. One claiming to be Seto and the other to be Yugi.
KID #1: I play the Blue Eyes in attack mode… the NOT so rare card that took me 30 dollars to pay for!
KID #2: just play the damn game, okay Go Kuriboh (that little sucker
can pack a wallop!)
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Back to Yami.
YAMI: (sitting uncomfortably) You can't prove all those things I did! They're all Aibou's fault! I was framed!
INTERVIEWER: uh, sure… (wondering what DID the English Dub cut out to scare Yami like that)
YAMI: Return my Aibou!
Yugi walks on screen eating a caramel apple.
YAMI: Aibou I was so worried…(remembering to be tough) I mean stupid Aibou!
YUGI: Isn't it weird how people write about places they've never been to! Like when people write about living in Japan when they're just sitting on their desk eating Ritz Crackers (all of them stare to the screen… ahem… anyways) Look it's the Statue of Liberty!
INTERVIEWER: Wow! Malibu has everything! Let's continue, Yugi, you join us.
YAMI: (sarcastic) How original that Yugi is here. No one would have suspected that.
Using the AWESOME power, or just REALLY incredible good luck, the Interviewer snaps his fingers and Yugi gets swept away by a tidal wave.
YUGI: Help me…! (Gurgle)
YAMI: Aibou!
Enter Yami Bakura and Yami Malik.
INTERVIEWER: Well, well, Mr. I'm-the-Pharaoh-too-good-for-your-stupid-excuse-to-bump up-your-story. It seems the only two people who would actually kill you have appeared.
YAMI: Meep!
Yes, the evil Yamis had those evil gleams in their eyes, those really hungry for blood and sacrifices look.
And so, we leave the peaceful scene with a fadeout, for Fanfiction.net regulations won't allow such scenes. The carnage of Yami begging for mercy will go unheard. But don't worry folks Yami wont' die. I won't let him! Or rather that crowd of Yami fan girls won't (cringes keyboard in fear of the mob). Yami comes out unharmed, because Mokuba, the real villain of our soap, rescued him. Why? So Ni-sama can beat him in a card game. You go, Seto Kaiba!
The End.
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This was corny! Very! I suggest you dont' review, just complain if you want so I can get the next chapter. Or do what I do, absolutely NOTHING! Which is mean cuz you should review so I can continue!