General Shack (you'll understand once you've read the chapter… or not cause I don't….)
A/N: Sorry for the delay in the next chapter, uh this one might be a little dull and it's only one scene. I had this idea in my head and I wanted to post it before I forgot. Anyways enjoy and hopefully don't be offended by what I say. This is making less sense now.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any Yu-gi-oh or any other TV shows!
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When we last left our hero, the ever so popular, Yami had set out from chapter one to stop a wedding. Yami, the spirit trapped in the millennium puzzle… blah blah blah (you've heard the story), makes his dramatic entrance through two double doors.
YAMI: (at the top of his lungs) STOP THE WEDDING!!
Dead Silence.
VOICE #1: (crunching noises) uh… there isn't any wedding.
YAMI: (dumbfounded) Wha...?
Indeed there wasn't a wedding in progress. In fact, Yami wasn't in a church at all! Only a really old shack that happened to have double doors. Voice #1 sighed deeply...
YUGI: (emerging from the shadows, previously Voice #1) Yami, there isn't a wedding…
SETO: HAHAHAHA (reclining against the doorway, clutching his stomach) What an idiot!
YAMI: What are you doing here?
SETO: (shrugs)
YAMI: (-_-) How come you guys got here so quick, while I took an episode to get here! It's unfair! And you got here at the same time as me... How did you find me?
YUGI: One: You ran here, we flew in a helicopter. Two: We followed your trail by the transmitter that Kaiba implanted into you.
YAMI: Wha..?? When did that happen?
SETO: You heard NOTHING!
YAMI: but--!
YUGI: (cutting off his Yami's words) Let's leave that for later…. (Whips out some smokes and begins puffing away, very UN-Yugi like... It makes you wonder...)
SETO: Things would be much more simpler if I could have only shot you down. Seeing as Yugi here took the control and somehow piloted the Helicopter miraculously here with no previous experience at all, I didn't get that chance... (Tearfully) Thankfully Mokuba was there to stop me from killing Yugi. I would have taken the controls away and thrown us into a mountain or somethin', but we only can afford one crash landing per month. Poor Mokuba he never saw me pushing him out of the helicopter, all because of our sibling rivalry… May God rest his soul!
MOKUBA: (pops out of nowhere) ^_^ Hello.
*GASP*...ah you know very well I wouldn't kill of Mokuba! Let's continue.
YAMI: Well couldn't there have been a wedding? Couldn't I have been humored a little, I mean my pride is gone... I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR!!!
MOKUBA: Calm down (double slaps Yami) Let me explain having a wedding would require one of many options, which can't happen in this seductive thriller yet!
SETO: (happy about the thriller part)
MOKUBA: If we could do anything we wanted as a writer, let's say I don't' know, Seto and Serenity could be a couple for example. There would have to have been a previous chapter introducing that! No one can turn back time, silly! (Time Wizard appears but suddenly implodes, can't have anything upstaging the authroress ideas!) But as you can tell, this writer started something before it should have occurred, she would deem it as "plain stupidity" on her part. Nobody's gotten together and if we, oh, put in a couple like so. (Snaps fingers)
Usagi and Mamoru out of nowhere.
MOKUBA: If they were to get married and you stopped them then Sailor Moon would have to be put into the story, having created a crossover.
YAMI: A crossover in a Yu-gi-oh fan fiction section? Don't be ridiculous!
MOKUBA: (ignoring his comment) Well since we don't want to make people say "huh?" who or what is a Usagi and Mamoru? We can't have a wedding.
Usagi and Mamoru spontaneously combust.
SETO: I don't think that's what's supposed to happen…. People are going to get angry… (picks up that cane that Mamoru has, but it disappears. It doesn't' exist unless you've seen it and you can't this isn't a crossover so thus it can't exist! )
MOKUBA: (clearing his throat) AHEM! If I may continue, it should remain a pure Yu-gi-oh fic with extras and their developing love lives! No wedding yet!
YAMI: Why didn't you say so in the first place? GREAT!! Now we insulted who knows how many people! We are going way off the plot line, people! Where's the killing, the sacrificing, the cheating and especially the part where I get lucky.
Everyone: (GASPS)
YAMI: what? I really think I can try my luck at the slots!
Oh… right….
VOICE #2: STOP THAT IMPOSTOR!
Everyone turns to find, Yugi with rather messed up hair appear at the doorway. They stared back and forth from both Yugi inside and the other in the doorway.
SETO: TWO YUGIS?
YAMI: (glaring at Seto) What about it? You got something against it? Why can't there be two Yugi's in a fanfic! It makes it better if I had my own body, dammit!
SETO: (confused) Okay…. Let me rephrase that… THREE YUGIS!!!
MOKUBA: Now I gotta kill three Yugi's! That's just great! My plan are ruined! Thanks a lot Yugi in the doorway!
YUGI in the doorway: That guy stole my clothes!
YAMI: You mean to tell me that I stole your fashion! Well excuse me if I prefer leather! If I let you dress us than I'd look a bit funny!
YUGI in the doorway: Not you! (frowns) Hey! What's wrong with my fashion sense? All we wear is our school uniform! School is cool! Cool it rhymes! (thumbs up at audience)
SETO: (groaning) I'd ask more questions, but I'd really like to see you go go ahead and kill each other. Saves me the trouble of plotting against you.
VOICE # 3: Hello weaklings!
SETO: (turns to see VOICE #3) oh for the love of…. GACK!
Indeed the plot was thickening, for at the doorway stood a man in white besides Yugi... the one at the doorway (a english teacher suddenly faints at that statement) .
For the sake of having a voice of reason, let's have Serenity appear out of nowhere too.
SERENITY: Stop! All of you!
Everyone stopped for a moment, all knew what one woman in a room full of men meant... she's armed with a frying pan and is willing to use it if necessary!
YUGI in the doorway: Could we please get back to me, the star your supposed to respect??!?! As I was saying! That isn't the sweet innocent me from the show, but rather an impostor!
SETO: How can you prove that your the real Yugi?
YUGI in the doorway: Well for one thing, he's setting the place on fire!
From now on we'll deem the impostor Yugi, the EVIL YUGI.
EVIL YUGI: (insane giggle)
MOKUBA: AHHH!! The shack is engulfed in flames! Whatta we gonna do? Whatta we gonna do?!?!? (runs around flapping his arms up and down in panic)
SERENITY: We're all gonna die… and it finishes here?!!?! We aren't going to get out for a whole day!
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It ends here. Many questions go unanswered. Why aren't Otogi, Tea, Mai, Joey Tristan, Isis, Malik, Bakura, Yami Bakura, Yami Malik, Shadi, Pegasus, Croquet or even that weirdo kid with the glasses who has a crazy obsession with bugs in this chapter? Whose voice #3? How come there are THREE Yugis? Is it that the authoress fulfilled her fantasies… or is there something to it? Who will die in the shack of doom? Why did authoress go off topic? Is she against Sailor Moon? (Not really but I couldn't torch any other anime character). You'll just have to wait for the next not so exciting episode of: DEATH TRAP…. Um… thing is I forgot the title to this story and too lazy to scroll up… DEATH TRAP sounds so dramatic!
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