Lackeys they're everywhere
A/N: I'm back again! Oh yay! I think I put everyone up who requested being in my story. Thank you for letting me do so! This is the only time I will, cuz I think only two more chapters will be written! Thanks a lot!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any Yu-gi-oh or any other TV shows! I
dont' claim to own anything.
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SETO: We're still in this shack of fire and death…
SERENITY: Yup… (Filing her nails)
MOKUBA: This is worst than when I was captured by Pegasus men and they tried to perform "Pegasus Tragic Life" using puppets!
YUGI: Aren't you going to even try escaping!?!? There must be a way.
YAMI: Aibou, you know the Golden Rule. We must be put into danger for a week or so, have to keep the audience in suspense.
EVIL YUGI: (lying down, putting lotion on to get a tan)
VOICE #3: (asleep)
YAMI: Only one or two of will die, so just relax! For Ra's sake,
you can be such a worrywart!
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MALIK: Beloved sister, I'm so sad to see you leave, here are some cookies I baked JUST for you!
ISIS: (Sees the basket of cookies) These look suspicious!
MALIK: (thinking) No...! She discovered my plot of poisoning her cookies! No matter, I still have this Boy Scout pocketknife!!
ISIS: Macadamia nuts! Malik I hate Macadamia nuts!! (drops them, a random animal passes by, eats and doesn't die.)
MALIK: (yells) Lackey! You failed me!
PEGGI a.k.a. Malik's Lackey : Uh-oh… if those aren't the poisonous cookies… (Hysterically) oh no! oh no! oh no!
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At the Ishtar residence,
YAMI MALIK: Mmmm, chocolate chip cookies!!!
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JOEY: (enters airplane bound to New York)
AMYTHEST the overzealous stewardess: Hi! Welcome to DOOM airlines!
JOEY: NO! Not another out of the manga storyline! We just went through Noa's episodes!
AMYTHEST: Hi! Welcome to DOOM airlines! We aren't associated to that Doom sir.
JOEY: (embarrassed by his outburst of future episodes) um, yeah.
AMYTHEST: Hi! Welcome to DOOM airlines! Would you like some peanuts?
JOEY: um, no, I'm fine!
AMYTHEST: (doesn't' stop following Joey with unending questions)
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YAMI BAKURA: (appears with a wheel chair)
RYOU BAKURA: (passes by drinking a soda) Hey…
YAMI BAKURA: …Hey…
Few moments later
RYOU BAKURA: (returns and does a spit take with his soda!) BAKURA! What happened?
YAMI BAKURA: I fell down the stairs after YOU left the floorboards loose…
RYOU BAKURA: It wasn't on purpose I assure you! I was hoping for Mai to fall down those stairs. You ruin all of my plans don't you! First, I wanted to push Mai off the boat bound to Duelist Kingdom, but no! Then I wanted to push Mai off the edge of Pegasus castle, but no! Want to know why? It's your fault you old windbag! And I'm NOT a SLUT!
YAMI BAKURA: I'll pretend your ranting was an outpour of concern for me. Don't worry, I'll be walking by next chapter. My spine might be broken into many pieces but I'll walk again. I'll walk again, for those love scenes!!!
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YUGI: Why don't we talk now? Get to know one another better? Kaiba you go first!
SETO: (asleep)
SERENITY: (putting lotion on EVIL YUGI)
YAMI: (begging the sleeping Seto Kaiba for a duel)
EVIL YUGI: (conspiring plots)
MOKUBA: (helping and giving suggestions to EVIL YUGI's Plot)
VOICE # 3: (testing out how hot the fire really is) Whoa that's hot!
DEW-SHAN of EGYPT: (appears with refreshments) FIFTY DOLLARS A POP!
YUGI: I'll take one! Charge it on this guys account (points to Kaiba)
DEW-SHAN of EGYPT: I'm sorry sir, we can only accept stolen credit cards or bounced checks.
YUGI: Where have you've been my whole life!! (dumps out of his pockets stolen credit cards and bounced checks.)
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STARRY NIGHTS CHAN : My secretary powers are tingling, they're telling me that Mister Seto Kaiba is in danger. As his secretary I must save him.
Hours later.
STARRY NIGHTS CHAN: (reading Vogue magazine)
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At the end every non Yu-Gi-Oh character spontaneously leaves to Hawaii on an all-expensive trip thanks to Grandpa Mutou.
Grandpa: I'll get you ALL FOR THIS!!
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What is happening to Grandpa? What will happen when he gets the Visa bill in the mail? Are Yugi and company finally becoming spiritual brothers and sisters? Does Kaiba have issues with insomnia? Is soda all that bad? Is Yugi a thief? What happened to Tea, Otogi, and Tristan? Pegasus?
Another note:
-Doom is the name of the organization in future episodes of YGO.
Tune in Next Time!