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I don't own morpheus neo trinity or the matrix, or coke
Chapter 5 Chicken and Bagels
Emmy was getting quite flustered that she was unsuccessful in her search for jenny, and that she couldn't see a damn thing.
Then she heard a man scream "Coconuts"
e- found her.
She followed her nose, which led her to jenny, which was listening to a man in black.
e- jennahy?
j- emmahy?
m- ah. I have been waiting for you to arrive.
Morpheus pointed to emmy.
Emmy walked over and stood next to jenny. Jenny leaned over and whispered,
j- he's from the matrix! But don't get on his bad side; he's a bit touchy.
e- I LOVE DRINKING THOSE!!!
A wide smile spread across emmy's face.
j- drinking what???
e- MATRIXES!!!!!!
Morpheus looked at them questioningly.
J- sweat drop.
e- WHHHATTT?
m- anyways, here is your mission,
he was cut off by emmy.
e- why do you where a dress?
m- IT ISNT A DRESS, IT IS A TRENCHCOAT.
Morpheus straitened out his "trench coat" and stood up tall.
e- trenchcoat, okay. COUGH dress COUGH
j- wow! Look at your spec-ti-cals!!! They like, don't have any of those things that like, um, put them on your ears!
m- sweat drop.
e- ooooo! They are like mirrors!
Jenny and emmy try to look into them.
e- you and your friends are flexible!
j- yeah I know, they are like
jenny start to imitate morepheus, trinity, and neo.
j- how do you guys fight so, secronized?
e- why is your friend named after a river?
j- yeah, and neo is like neon!!!
e- NEO HAS SEXY BLACK PANTS!
Crickets chirp.
m- shut up! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
Jenny leaned over to Emmy and whispered,
j- told you!
m- SHUTTT UPPPP!!!
e- yes benedict morpheus!!!
Emmy and jenny saluted. Morpheus grabbed a chicken (raw and frozen) from the place where they have those things.
m- this is a chicken
e and j- blink.
In morpheus' other hand, appeared a bagel.
m- this is a bagel.
Emmy cocks her head and jenny shivers.
m- they both have things in common, and they both have differences. They both depend on each other, neither can survive without the other. Chicken and Bagels have the plan to save the world, they spoke to me.
Morpheus eyes the bagel and chicken.
m- they also have the power to destroy each other, but they live in complete harmony. Emmy, try the chicken.
e- it is, raw, and frozen you stooge!!!
m- try it.
e- no!
m- try it!!!
e- no goddammit!!!
Emmy began to twitch.
m- okay, fine, that proves my point. The chicken is not good without the bagel. They both have a purpose.
j- THAT IS NOT A POINT!!! THE CHICKEN MUST BE COOKED TO BE GOOD! NOT, BAGELD!!! THE ONLY PURPOSE CHICKEN HAS, IS TO FILL MY STOMACH YOU JACKASS!!!
m- fine then jenny, you try to question my philosophy on chicken and bagels, YOU are the one to try the bagel.
Jenny shrugged.
m- it will only prove my point that the bagel or frozen chicken is not good without each other.
j- okay.
Jenny took the bagel and stuffed it in her mouth.
j- OOOH OHH OHHHHH! IT IS SOOO GOOD!!!!
Jenny chewed the bagel tauntingly in front of Morpheus. He rolled his eyes.
m- neither of you are able to complete my mission for you.
e- the mission was chicken and bagels, right?
m- NO!
jenny blindly grabbed some cream cheese and smothered her bagel in it.
Morpheus stalked off, slipping on the coke that jenny spilled earlier.
That concludes the first adventure of Emmy and Jenny.
I don't own morpheus neo trinity or the matrix, or coke
Chapter 5 Chicken and Bagels
Emmy was getting quite flustered that she was unsuccessful in her search for jenny, and that she couldn't see a damn thing.
Then she heard a man scream "Coconuts"
e- found her.
She followed her nose, which led her to jenny, which was listening to a man in black.
e- jennahy?
j- emmahy?
m- ah. I have been waiting for you to arrive.
Morpheus pointed to emmy.
Emmy walked over and stood next to jenny. Jenny leaned over and whispered,
j- he's from the matrix! But don't get on his bad side; he's a bit touchy.
e- I LOVE DRINKING THOSE!!!
A wide smile spread across emmy's face.
j- drinking what???
e- MATRIXES!!!!!!
Morpheus looked at them questioningly.
J- sweat drop.
e- WHHHATTT?
m- anyways, here is your mission,
he was cut off by emmy.
e- why do you where a dress?
m- IT ISNT A DRESS, IT IS A TRENCHCOAT.
Morpheus straitened out his "trench coat" and stood up tall.
e- trenchcoat, okay. COUGH dress COUGH
j- wow! Look at your spec-ti-cals!!! They like, don't have any of those things that like, um, put them on your ears!
m- sweat drop.
e- ooooo! They are like mirrors!
Jenny and emmy try to look into them.
e- you and your friends are flexible!
j- yeah I know, they are like
jenny start to imitate morepheus, trinity, and neo.
j- how do you guys fight so, secronized?
e- why is your friend named after a river?
j- yeah, and neo is like neon!!!
e- NEO HAS SEXY BLACK PANTS!
Crickets chirp.
m- shut up! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
Jenny leaned over to Emmy and whispered,
j- told you!
m- SHUTTT UPPPP!!!
e- yes benedict morpheus!!!
Emmy and jenny saluted. Morpheus grabbed a chicken (raw and frozen) from the place where they have those things.
m- this is a chicken
e and j- blink.
In morpheus' other hand, appeared a bagel.
m- this is a bagel.
Emmy cocks her head and jenny shivers.
m- they both have things in common, and they both have differences. They both depend on each other, neither can survive without the other. Chicken and Bagels have the plan to save the world, they spoke to me.
Morpheus eyes the bagel and chicken.
m- they also have the power to destroy each other, but they live in complete harmony. Emmy, try the chicken.
e- it is, raw, and frozen you stooge!!!
m- try it.
e- no!
m- try it!!!
e- no goddammit!!!
Emmy began to twitch.
m- okay, fine, that proves my point. The chicken is not good without the bagel. They both have a purpose.
j- THAT IS NOT A POINT!!! THE CHICKEN MUST BE COOKED TO BE GOOD! NOT, BAGELD!!! THE ONLY PURPOSE CHICKEN HAS, IS TO FILL MY STOMACH YOU JACKASS!!!
m- fine then jenny, you try to question my philosophy on chicken and bagels, YOU are the one to try the bagel.
Jenny shrugged.
m- it will only prove my point that the bagel or frozen chicken is not good without each other.
j- okay.
Jenny took the bagel and stuffed it in her mouth.
j- OOOH OHH OHHHHH! IT IS SOOO GOOD!!!!
Jenny chewed the bagel tauntingly in front of Morpheus. He rolled his eyes.
m- neither of you are able to complete my mission for you.
e- the mission was chicken and bagels, right?
m- NO!
jenny blindly grabbed some cream cheese and smothered her bagel in it.
Morpheus stalked off, slipping on the coke that jenny spilled earlier.
That concludes the first adventure of Emmy and Jenny.