The Party from Hell
Chapter One
"The Sleepover Runs Dry"
(The girls are all sitting in Alicia's room, watching a Pilot Candidate DVD)
Suni: I'm bored. This DVD sucks…
Ice Hikari: Suni! This DVD is great!
Suni: It sucks… you should've gotten one with some real fighting… not some stupid training thing.
Ice Hikari: Not my fault- the other Hikari picked it out.
Suni: *stares at Fire Hikari*
Fire Hikari: I just figured that if we wanted to see Pilot Candidate we should watch as close to the beginning as we could. Since they didn't have "The Academy," I went for "The Training."
Suni: Those in favor of turning this crap off say aye.
*cricket cricket*
Suni: -_-*
Rem: *in "Kisa" mode* *shaking Alicia's arm like crazy* I wanna play Uncle Koga! I wanna play!
Alicia: I'm not Uncle Koga! If I were Uncle Koga, I'd be a man, which I'm not!
Rem: *turns to Lex* Uncle Terri, why is Uncle Koga being so mean?
Lex: *eyes fixed to screen* Ooh Zero….
Rem: O.0 Okay…. *turns to T-chan* Pops, why is Uncle Koga being so mean?
T-chan: It's Pop not Pops. You know, Snap Crackle Pop?
Rem: Whatever. Why's he being so mean?
T-chan: We're all girls here, baka! There is no "he" in this room!
Suni: Why does she keep calling Alicia by my cousin's name?
T-chan: -_-;; She has multiple personalities. In each one, she relates everyone around her to the character of her personality. Right now, she's Kisa, the daughter of Sesshomaru the dog demon, and Shinguni the wolf demon, who is Koga's sister. Then she also does Sesshomaru, Shinguni, Kisa's sister Kanami, Saki sister of Jin, and Rem, the relatively normal human girl.
Katsumi: She thinks she's Rem from Trigun?
Alicia: No. Her real name's initials spell "Rem."
Katsumi: Oh… *Pulls out a tray of snacks* Who wants Smartfood!? *is absolutely trampled*
Alicia: Smartfood… the one common weakness we all share. *pops open her bag of popcorn*
Naoko: *stuffing her face* This party is going nowhere. We need some guys here to liven things up. Let's get some more girls here too. Alicia, where's the phone book?
Alicia: Wait a sec! We agreed to have no more than ten people sleeping over!
Naoko: Who says I'm inviting anyone else to sleep over? *evil laugh* Except maybe Kurama-kun…
Alicia: -_-* And where do you plan to put him? The living room is completely booked!
Naoko: Why not my bedroom?
Alicia: You perv!
Rem: Uncle Koga, what's a perv?
Alicia: Never mind that…
Naoko: Okay okay! I won't ask Kurama to sleep over! Hey, if the quota's filled how do we only have nine here?
Alicia: Aonor's late. She's still trying to choose which DVDs to bring over… not to mention she's also gotta sort out what's inappropriate for the little one.
Rem: I am not little!!!
Naoko: I think I can see what's taking her so long but we won't be needing DVDs to entertain us.
Alicia: Why's that?
Naoko: I found your address book! *holds up a little black book*
Alicia: 0_o Hey that's for my eyes only!!!!
Naoko: *reading book* Ooh… guy's Alicia's gone out with…. Hiei—
Ice Hikari: *pouts* Hmph!
Naoko: Koga—
Suni: Alicia!
Naoko: Sesshomaru!
Rem: *in "Rem" mode* *strangles Alicia*
Naoko: Inuyasha…
Katsumi: *frowns slightly*
Naoko: Vash—
T-chan and Lex: *glare at Alicia, who is still being choked*
Naoko: And… Kurama!?! How dare you!
Alicia: *finally released by Rem* By now, I know the post-strangling stages: first is fiery throat, then unbelievable nausea, then slight nausea and dizziness, and finally an incredible thirst….
Naoko: Are those stages from your personal experience or a textbook?
Lex and Alicia: Personal experience.
Alicia: Nothing more shall be said about that.
Lex: Indeed.
Naoko: Okay… First I'll call Yusuke! *dials number*
(Yusuke's House)
Yusuke: Mom! Alcohol is flammable! What the hell were you thinking when you stored it in the oven!?!
*ring…ring…ring*
Yusuke: *Answers phone* Hello?
(Alicia's room)
Naoko: Yusuke! Sup?
(Yusuke's House)
Yusuke: Naoko? Not much. You?
(Alicia's room)
Naoko: We've got a dying party going on here. Can you round up the gang and come over?
(Yusuke's House)
Yusuke: Sure thing. I can't get Kuwabara though- Shizuru says he's got the flu.
(Alicia's room)
Naoko: *silently* Thank God! *actually speaking again* See ya in five Yu-chan! *hangs up* Now, how to contact the guys in the feudal era without letting Kagome know about the party…
T-chan: Can't be done… sadly…
Alicia: Oh well, we'll just have to use her for pin the tail on the donkey and drive her away. All in favor?
Everyone: AYE!
Naoko: Okay then *calls the Higurashi residence*
(Higurashi shrine)
Sota: *answers phone* Hello? Oh hi Naoko. No, sis isn't available. She told me she'd rather cut her own arm open and study the muscle structure in it than spend two more seconds talking to you. A party? Okay, I'll send a message through the well for ya. No problem. See ya.
(Alicia's Room)
Naoko: Good news! Kagome said she'd rather cut her own arm open and study the muscle structure in it than spend two more seconds talking to us. That means she won't come!
Everyone: YAY!!!!
Naoko: Anyway, let's see… who else to call….
Alicia: Use the special numbers to get Kenshin and San!
Naoko: Sure thing! First, San! *dials special number*
(Wolves' den)
San: This blasted tele-whatever! I wish Alicia had explained how I make it stop ringing! *presses a few buttons, happens to get it* Hello?
(Alicia's room)
Naoko: Yo San. Sup? Yeah sure, I'll tell Alicia she's a stupid loony with half a brain. Anyway, we're having a party tonight, wanna come? Yeah. Yeah? Okay. Later. *hangs up* She's coming. She wanted to bring Ashitaka so I told her she could. Oh and Alicia---
Alicia: I already heard the message. -_-*
Naoko: Okay! Time to call Kenshin! *dials special number*
(Kamiya Dojo)
Kenshin: Miss Kaoru, it's dangerous to throw knives that it is! Please, Miss Kaoru, put the knives down!
*ring…ring…*
Sano: *picks up the phone* Yo. Hey Naoko. A party? Well I don't know. I'd love to but Kaoru's had another of her scary mood swings. Yeah, sure. Me and Kenshin will be there. Right, Kenshin?
Kenshin: Huh?
Sano: Party at Maxwell's.
Kenshin: Okay!
Sano: We'll be right over! And we'll try to bring Kaoru if we can calm her down enough. Later!
(Alicia's Room)
Naoko: *hangs up*
T-chan: I'll call Vash! I have him on speed dial on my cell phone! ^-^ *dials number* Hi Vash! Sup? Your restraining order against me expired two months ago, ya moron! Yes, I'm sure! Listen, we're having a party here. Wanna come? Of course you can come! Just make sure you don't bring Meryl but you do bring Millie and Wolfwood. Alright, later. *hangs up* I told him to leave Meryl behind!
Everyone: YAY!!!
Naoko: I'll call the Murasaki's now. *dials Tenchi's number* Then I'll call Sanzo and the gang!
Alicia: Don't bother. I already paged 'em.
(Tenchi's house)
Washu: *comes out of her other dimension in the storage closet* Man, that was some hard work! So tired! And thirsty! Oh well! Guess I'll get myself a soda! *starts heading for the kitchen*
*ring…*
Washu: *picks up* Hello, Little Washu speaking! Oh, hi Naoko-chan! Alicia didn't ask you to call and order another biological android did she? Thank God! Anyway, sup? Really? Mm-hmm… why sure! We'll be there! See ya there! *hangs up*
(Alicia's Room)
Naoko: *hangs up* Now all we have to do is sit back and wait…
Aonor: *bursts into room* I brought DVDs! And Smartfood!
Everyone else: YAY!!!