The Party from Hell
Chapter Two
"New Guests Arriving"
(The girls have now moved to the dining room, because it's much larger than Alicia's room, it's closer to the front door, and it has a stereo system.)
Aonor: So who did you guys invite?
Alicia: The Rekai Tantei and company.
Naoko: Inuyasha and company… minus Kagome.
Everyone: Yay!
Suni: We invited my sister and her boyfriend.
Lex: And Kenshin co.!
Alicia: Kenshin co.?
Lex: It sounds repetitive if you keep saying 'and company.'
T-chan: I called Vash!!!
Ice Hikari: Then we called Tenchi! *pauses and listens to the music playing* Ooh I love this song! ♪Yakusoku no wa ippai—♪
Alicia: You just melded two lines, genius. It's "♪Yakusoku no jikan wa. ♪"
Ice Hikari: Well I don't care!
*Ding dong*
Alicia: I'll get it *goes to answer door*
Aonor: Why didn't we invite Belldandy Skuld or Urd? And why not Van, Hitomi, and Meryl?
Rem: STUPID MERYL!!! EVIL!!!!
T-chan: Calm down, Rem. She's talking about Escaflowne's Meryl.
Rem: Oh…
Alicia: Belldandy, Skuld, Urd, Peorth, Keiichi! What a surprise! What are you doing here?
Skuld: Sota-chan sent me an e-mail about a party! So we came!
Belldandy: And I brought Velsper along! ^-^
Alicia: ^_^;; That's nice Bell… though I have no idea why you'd bring a cat to a party…
Velsper: ~You know damn well I'm not a cat, Alicia!~
Alicia: Anyway, come on in guys!
*Everyone enters, Alicia closes door*
*Ding dong*
Alicia: *opens door* Van-sama! Meryl! Hitomi! You three traveled all the way from Gaea to come to the party!?
Van: What can I say? Things are getting dull on Gaea.
Alicia: That's nice… I think…. Come on in!
*The three enter, Alicia's about to close door when Ryoko reaches out and holds it open*
Ryoko: Why hello Alicia! How nice to see you again!
Alicia: If you're sucking up so I'll let you use my genetics lab to create a child that's half you half Tenchi, keep dreaming.
Ryoko: Damn it! Ah well, hi anyway. *waits for everyone but Ayeka to enter and then slams the door in Ayeka's face*
Alicia: Ryoko! Open the door! *holds up a gun*
Ryoko: *sigh* Fine… come on in princess…. *opens door*
Ayeka: Oh thank you so much Miss Alicia! You're so much nicer than some people! I really must say it's a pleasure to see you agai---
Alicia: I won't let you use the lab either.
Ayeka: Darn! *closes the door*
Goku: *breaks down the door, trapping Ayeka underneath it* Alicia! We came as soon as we could!
Alicia: *looks quizzically at the four guys in the doorway who are all brandishing their weapon of choice* You guys are so dense. When are you gonna realize that I don't page you cause I'm in danger?
Sanzo: *grabs Alicia by the neck* Then why the hell'd you page us this time!? It better not be another damn game show!!!
Alicia: Nah! It's a party!
Gojyo: *spots Ayeka on the floor* Hi there, pretty miss… *helps Ayeka up* How would you like to have a real party, hm? Just you and me? *sly smile*
Ayeka: *smack* I am a princess of the Jariah royal family! No one speaks to me in such a manner!
Gojyo: Sorry princess. Yo, guys, you can leave if you want but I'm going babe scouting.
Goku: I'm not leaving! I smell food! Yummy, yummy FOOD!!! *drool*
Alicia: And I actually think I've got more than enough to fill you up, Goku! ^-^
Hakkai: *laughs* That's impossible! Nice to see you again, Alicia.
Alicia: Same here, Hakkai-chan. ^-^
Sanzo: *sigh* Well, I can't really continue my journey to stop the resurrection of Gyumao without a team so I guess I'm stuck here for the time being. By the way, who was the strange dog-boy with the monk, the girl with the enormous boomerang, the fox, the wolf, and that guy that looked like an elf, who followed us all the way here?
Alicia: Oh you must mean Inu-san! *looks behind Sanzo and sees Inuyasha and the gang* Inuyasha! Koga! Shippo! Sango! Miroku! *runs out of the house to greet them and throws herself into Inuyasha's arms* Nice to see you again Master Inu!
Inuyasha: Just because you keep calling me that doesn't mean I'll teach you swordsmanship!
Alicia: Oh great… I was hoping Sanzo wasn't mistaken when he said an elf.
Sesshomaru: If you do not wish me here I shall simply leave. It makes no difference to me.
Alicia: Actually, I'm concerned about your welfare if you step inside. I've got an extremely hyper girl on a sugar rush inside who thinks she's your daughter… or your wife… or your other daughter… or you…
Sesshomaru: I'm afraid I do not understand.
Alicia: Guess you'll just have to see with your own eyes.
Inuyasha: Wait a minute! Did you just say some girl thinks she's Sesshomaru!?
Alicia: -_-;; Please refrain from calling Rem a "girl." She's rebelling against the system by demanding to be called a tomboy. Call her a girl and I'm pretty sure you'll end up getting a glass bottle or two tossed at you.
Inuyasha: O…kay….
Alicia: Well come on in guys! Oh, hi Sota! I didn't see you there!
Sota: Hi! Sup, Licia?
Alicia: Not much.
*Inuyasha and company enter*
Alicia: *perks up* I hear something…
Vash: *rounding the corner with Knives, Wolfwood, and Millie* ♪Total slaughter, total slaughter… I won't leave a single man alive… la di da di die, genocide… la di da di dum, an ocean of blood… Let's begin the killing time….♪
Alicia: Oi! Vash!
Vash: Oh hi Alicia! How are you today?
*Large crash heard from inside*
Alicia: Good but not for long, I'm afraid… *goes inside and finds Miroku on the floor, writhing in pain*
Koga: Don't you dare ask my cousin to bear you a son ever again, monk!
Suni: Thanks, cuz.
Alicia: Guys! I know Miroku's a bit of a letch but that doesn't give you the right to pound the snot outta him!
Vash: I take it this means anything I typically say/do to ladies is out of the question tonight?
*Another crash, Gojyo is thrown in from the computer room by Van*
Gojyo: Jeez, what's with these guys? Can't we share the babes?
Alicia: ^_^;; Yes Vash, your usual routine is out of the question.
*Ding dong*
Alicia: I'll get it! *rushes to the door and opens it* Kenshin! Sano! Kaoru! San! Ashitaka! Hey!
Kenshin: Hello Miss Alicia. You look lovely today, that you do.
Alicia: ^-^ Why thank you Kenshin! You're just too sweet!
San: Hey Alicia! The least you coulda done was to show me how the tele-thingy worked! It took me five minutes to get it to stop ringing!
Alicia: Sorry San. I was in a rush. *looks over San's shoulder* Hi guys!
Yusuke: Hey.
Keiko and Botan: Hi!
Kurama: Good afternoon, Alicia.
Hiei: Hn.
Kurama: *nudges Hiei in an attempt to make him actually say something*
Hiei: *cold, cold stare*
Jin: Hey Alicia! Has me sister been 'round these parts recently?
Alicia: *blush* Hi Jin! Yeah, your sister's inside.
Jin: Oh boy… She ain't drinkin' 'gain is she? I keep tellin' her she's underage but…
Alicia: It's okay. I reserve the right to keep my house alcohol free. That means take the vodka bottle outta your pocket Yusuke!
Yusuke: How'd she know…?
Alicia: I have the nose of a wolf Urameshi! Now empty it! And not by drinking it!
Yusuke: Aw man… *dumps vodka out on the sidewalk*
Alicia: And the whiskey in the other pocket!?
Yusuke: God! She's a bloodhound! *takes the whiskey out of his other pocket*
Jin: Urameshi, can I ha' a swig o' that before you dump it?
Alicia: NO ALCOHOL!!!!
Yusuke: Sorry Jin. You heard her. *dumps the whiskey*
Suni: GOOD NEWS!!! I CALLED SHAYDE!!!!!!!! AND SAMMY D! AND KOIAME!
Alicia: -_-* Just what I need… more people for my rude neighbors, who spawned the loudest, worst behaved kids on the block, to complain about….