The Party From Hell

Chapter 3

"Fun and Flirting"

By: Alicia and Shayde

Alicia: Well I think that's about all the people coming.  Only Shayde, Koiame, Sam, and Maddy have yet to show up.  Hey, where's Rem?

T-chan: Upstairs with Sesshomaru.  She went into "Shinguni mode" the instant he came in the door.

Alicia: 0_o May God- and Rem- have mercy on that poor mutt.

Inuyasha: I don't get it.  What's a "Shinguni mode"?

Alicia: It means she thinks she's Sesshomaru's incredibly flirtatious wife…

Inuyasha: 0.o ………..

Alicia: Inu-san?

Inuyasha: 0.o ………..

Alicia: Inu-sama?

Inuyasha: *passes out*

T-chan: Told ya someone would pass out before everyone arrived.  Pay up.

Lex: Darn… *hands her a twenty*

Alicia: *picking Inuyasha up off the floor* Why would you bet on something so dumb?

Suni: Oh come on Alicia.  It only takes a half-wit to answer that.  It's because they're T-chan and Lex.

T-chan: *kick*

Suni: Ow….

Koga: *pow*

T-chan: Ow! My scar!

Alicia: (who has long since gotten Inuyasha off the floor) Hey, Jin.  Why don't you come sit down on the couch with me, hm?

Jin: Yeah, sure.

*Alicia and Jin sit down on the couch*

Sesshomaru: *comes running down the stairs in a panic* 0_o Alicia… I think your friends are trying to seduce me.  One nearly took her top off.

Alicia: Rem!?

Sesshomaru: The girl with white hair copper skin and blue eyes.

Alicia: -_-" That's Urd.  She does that a lot.  What did Rem do?

Sesshomaru: Is Rem the weird girl, about twelve years old, with the wild brown hair?

Alicia: Yes.

Sesshomaru: Well, first she nearly killed that girl Urd and then she started flirting with me.

Alicia: Currently, she thinks she's your wife.  So get used to it.

Sesshomaru: 0.o …………………

Alicia: Sessh?

Sesshomaru: 0.o …………………

Alicia: Sessho?

Sesshomaru: *passes out*

Alicia: Not another one….  Come to, Sessh!  *kicks Sesshomaru in the side*

Sesshomaru: Ow…

Alicia: You think Rem's done with you?  Think again.  She won't be finished til she shifts modes.

Rem: ♥ Oh Sesshomaru-kun, where are you? ♥

Sesshomaru: 0_o Hide me!

Alicia: You're on your own dog-boy.

Rem: ♥ Sesshomaru! *hugs Sesshomaru* ♥ *sees Alicia flirting with Jin* *instant transformation into Saki mode* Keep your hands off my brother!

Jin: Brother?  What's the lass talkin 'bout?

Alicia: My hands aren't on him so… XP

Rem: Don't you dare flirt with him!  I know what you're up to!

Alicia: Mine! *hugs Jin*

Rem: He's my brother!

Alicia: He's mine now… ^.~

Rem: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……

Alicia: *gives Jin a big smooch*

Rem: O.0 How dare you!!!!

T-chan: Now she's done it…

Suni: *grabs her shield* Everyone take cover.  I foresee disaster.

*Bam!*

Sammy D: HEY!  I'M HERE!!!

Alicia: Sammy!  Sup!?

Rem: *pow*

Alicia: Ow!  Rem!  What was that for!?

Rem: NEVER TAKE YOUR EYES OFF ME WHEN I'M MAD!!!

Alicia: Lesson learned.  Now go get me some ice will ya?

Rem: Here ya go!

Alicia: Rem, that's Smartfood…

Rem: Smartfood cure pains and aches better than any stupid ice can!

Alicia: True.  *grabs the Smartfood*

Sammy D: *grabs the Smartfood from Alicia* Mine!  Haha!

Alicia: My Smartfood! *snatches it back* *sees Rem moving in to take Jin away* And my Jin! *hugs Jin protectively* MINE you hear!?

Rem: Listen here you flirty little wench-- *sees Sesshomaru again and goes back to Shinguni mode* ♥Oh Sesshomaru….♥

Sesshomaru: AAAAAH! Get her away! *runs off*

Rem: *Takes off after him* ♥ Sessho-kun!  Come back, Love! ♥

*Rem chases Sesshomaru all over the house*

*Ding dong*

Alicia: Must be Shayde!  Suni, can you get it?

Suni: Sure. *heads off to answer the door*

Sesshomaru: *gets desperate enough to run to the bathroom (it's the only room with a lock of any sort)* Stay away from me!

Rem: ♥ Sesshomaru! ♥ *pouts*

Sesshomaru: *slams the bathroom door and attempts to lock it*

Rem: *nearly knocks the door off its hinges* ♥ Sesshomaru! Let me in! ♥

Sesshomaru: No!  I—I'm taking a bath!

Rem: ♥ Then I'll scrub you back for you, dear! ♥

Sesshomaru: Leave me alone you sick and twisted pervert!  I'm not your husband!

Rem: ♥ Don't be so silly Sessho-kun!  Of course you are! Now let me in! ♥

Sesshomaru: MAXWELL!  I don't care what it takes!  Just get this freak to leave me alone!

Alicia: Will you settle for her bugging you in a non-flirtatious way?

Sesshomaru: Yes!  Yes of course!!

Alicia: Yo!  Kisa!  Come down here!  Uncle Koga wants to play!

Koga: Someone calling me?

Rem: *now in Kisa mode* Uncle Koga! *jumps down the steps and onto the couch beside "Uncle Koga"*

Koga: Look kid.  I don't know who you think you are right now but she's not Koga.  I'm Koga.

Rem: Don't be silly Aunt Alicia!

Inuyasha: *snicker* "Aunt Alicia"?

Koga: Hey shut up!  I bet she calls you something worse!  Hey, kiddo!  Whaddya call him? *points to Inuyasha*

Rem: That's no "him" Aunt Alicia!  That's Aunt Kagome!

Koga: *nearly busts a gut laughing*

Rem: *pointing to Sango* And that's Uncle Miroku *points to Miroku* and that's Aunt Sango!

Miroku: My… this girl appears to have some issues… better make sure I don't ask her to bear me a son…

Koga: And who's the kitsune? *points to Shippo*

Rem: That's no kitsune!  That's Rin!  My human step-sister!

Meryl: Lord Van… why is that girl calling everyone by names of the opposite gender?

Van: I… don't… know…

Rem: Hey Aunt Van and Uncle Meryl!

Van and Meryl: O.0

Rem: Hi!

Shayde:*walks in and looks around* O...k...
Rem: Hi Uncle Shayde!
Shayde: 'Uncle Shayde'?...I'm not gonna ask...

Sesshomaru: Is it safe to leave the bathroom now?

Alicia: Depends, are you okay with being tackled by a hyperactive girl who thinks you're her dad?

Sesshomaru: I'd take that over the flirty wife bit any day. *opens door*

Rem: Daddy! *tackles Sesshomaru*

Alicia: Okay now that that's over… *sly smile* I'm gonna get back to Jin! *hugs Jin and kisses him again*