The Party From Hell
Chapter 4
"More Guests and Nonsense"
By: Alicia and Shayde
Alicia: Okay people, do we wanna play a game or something?
Ice Hikari: Ooh ooh ooh! Let's play Spin the Bottle!
Alicia: Show of hands- who wants to play Spin the Bottle?
Ice Hikari and Katsumi: *raise their hands*
Alicia: Sorry girls. Majority rules and you certainly aren't a majority.
Ice Hikari: Kuso!
Katsumi: Shiza!
Suni: *blinks* You know German, Katsumi?
Katsumi: Asuka taught me some of it.
Suni: Oh so you only know things like "shit" or "damn" or "stupid."
Katsumi: Ja. *nod*
Suni: That's Asuka for you.
Lex: That reminds me! I called Shinji and invited him and Rei and Asuka to the party!
Katsumi: Du bist sehr blood!
Lex: Thank you! ^^
Alicia: Alex… I don't remember much of German but I do remember some and I think she just called you very stupid.
Katsumi: I did! Who invites freaks like Asuka Shinji and Rei to a party!?
*Ding-dong*
Alicia: I'll get it! *rushes to the door and opens it* Hi Gin! Hi PG! Hi IG!
IG+PG: Hi Alicia. *walk inside*
Alicia: Gin, why did you bring them?
Gin: *shrug* I could've done worse. I could have brought Irish Gin, Russian Gin, British Gin, ….. *goes on for 3½ hours naming the many "Nationality Gins"* Drunk Gin, and those two.
Alicia: I think I'd take your nationality split personalities over Inner Gin and Perverted Gin any day.
Gin: Why?
*Crash is heard from inside*
Alicia: *turns around to watch the ongoing dilemma*
Kione: *hold her gun at PG's nose* If you want to live, never touch me there again!
Alicia: *turns back to Gin* I believe Kione has made my point for me.
PG: Come to me, my penguins! Protect me!
Penguins (about 20 of them): *come walking in the door and start pecking at Kione*
Kione: Ow! Ow! Ow! OW! WHERE DID ALL THESE PENGUINS COME FROM!?
Alicia: PG is the leader of the penguins.
T-chan: ^^ He's also God… Well… Gin as a whole is…
Belldandy: Gin… the Almighty? *takes a good look at Gin* He doesn't look a thing like the Almighty.
Alicia: Gin is the Penguinist god.
T-chan: Penguinism is a henotheistic religion- Gin is the main god and Alicia, me, and another girl named Stacy are his underlings.
Alicia: I am the Goddess of Death and Wolves.
T-chan: I am the Goddess of the Twilight.
Alicia: And Stacy is the Goddess of Ice and Fire.
Mihoshi: *giggles* Cool! I wanna be a goddess! What do I have to do to become one?
Kione: Mihoshi! You don't just become a goddess! You're born a g---
Gin: Kick a priest.
Mihoshi: Okay! *giggles* Here we go! *kicks Wolfwood in the shin*
Wolfwood: K'SO! *picks up his cross and begins shooting machine gun rounds at Mihoshi*
Mihoshi and Kione (who was caught in the line of fire): Waah! *run away*
Kione: MIHOSHI!!!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO KICK HIM!?
Mihoshi: T_T I'M SORRY KIONE! I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T THINK HE'D CHASE US WITH A MACHINE GUN FOR IT!
Wolfwood: *chases the girls outside and around the block a few dozen times*
Asuka: *throws open the front door without so much as a knock* Hi everyone! The life of the party has arrived!
T-chan: YAY! MADDY'S HERE!?
Asuka: *grumbles* Very funny Terri…
Shinji: *walks in quietly and sits down in a chair*
Rei: Hello everyone. I'm very pleased… to see you all again. *walks in and takes a seat beside Shinji*
T-chan: Hey! We never even called Maddy!
Alicia: We didn't because she's been here all along. Don't ask me why but she's been living in our attic… and she didn't even ask to come live with us. We just found her up there one day when we were searching for Christmas lights.
T-chan: ^_^;; I thought I was the only psycho who wanted to live in your attic.
Alicia: Trust me- there are many more. And that's scary cause you can probably get Black Lung[1] from living in our attic.
Suni: Yeah, we have lots of coal up there. Lots of it.
T-chan: Why?
Alicia: I'm saving it up. Once I have enough, it's going to be Asuka's Christmas present from us.
Asuka: Stupid bitch…
Alicia: Shut up, Asuka.
Meryl: Lord Van, I'm bored.
Van: Me too. Should we go kill the humans?
Alicia: 0_o What!? Oh nonono, Lord Van! Don't waste your time on them! Hey! I have an idea! My Uncle across the street has a pool! You guys wanna go swimming?
Van: Sure. Let's go Meryl.
Meryl: I-I-I don't wanna go Lord Van! I-I'm-I'm…. I'M A HYDROPHOB! T_T
Van: Okay. Guess I'm going solo then.
Alicia: Oh no you're not! *whispering into Van's ear* Take the pervy guys and the miserable German imp with you.
Shayde: Hold it! *pushes Mike towards Van* Take him too!
Mike: WHAT!?! NO WAY-
Shayde: *evil eye* Get movin'.
Mike: *chipmunk voice* Ok.
Van: Fine. *rounds up Gojyo, Miroku, PG, IG, Vash, and Asuka and head's over to Uncle Danny's*
Mike: *follows grumbling*
Alicia: Thank God they're gone! Three cheers for the lack of pervy guys! Hip hip!
Everyone else: HOORAY!
Alicia: Hip hip!
Everyone else: HOORAY!
Alicia: Hip hip!
Everyone else: HOORAY!
Suni: Oi… matte… why are you glad that they're gone, Fire Hikari? Don't you like Miroku?
Fire Hikari: *blood red* Wha-What? Of course not.
Suni: Then you lie to your diary? *looks at Fire Hikari crossly*
Fire Hikari: I maintain my right to remain silent.
T-chan: T_T I miss my brothers….
Suni: Brothers?
Alicia: She thinks she's Knives.
Suni: Well that would explain "brother" cause Vash left but she said "brothers."
T-chan: Yes… my brothers in pervyness! ^^
Suni and Alicia: -_-;; *sigh*
Hiei: I've got half a mind to destroy all of you. I have had nothing but misery since I came.
Alicia: I can fix that! ^^ *jumps into Hiei's lap and kisses him twenty times*
Hiei: 0.o
Alicia: ^^
Jin: *sniffle sniffle*
Alicia: Sorry Jin-chan! I like you too!
Jin: Okay! So long as you still like me! ^^
Suni: Tas'kete Kami-sama….
Alicia: Hey! That's my phrase!
[1] Black Lung- An illness common in coal miners of the early to mid-1900s, Black Lung happens when large amounts of the black dust of coal are inhaled and weaken the lungs.