Mr. Disclaimer - imitating foghorn leghorn from looney toons- I say, I say I don't own any of Yugioh.

When we last left our viewers..

Pegasus: What are you mis-dressed fools doing on my set.

Joey: Hey!!!!! Who are you calling mis- dressed. You look like a pimp reject.

Yugi: Come on now neighbors don't fight. Let's sing in a manner that could possibly cause people to doubt our sexuality.

Tea: It alright Yugi. We're going to get you some help because we are fr..

Bakura: I said SHUT UP with that.

Tea: *_*

Trolley: Pegasus I quit this dumb show. I think you are a fruit, Mr. Rogers is retarded, and postman guy whatshisname is stupid for not realizing she will NEVER come back.

Tristen: Dog, you is trippin' on that hizzle fa' shizzle.

Trolley: YOU ARE NOT BLACK.

Tristen: What? I'm not.

Yugi: No you are not stupid neighbor. I am ashamed of you. HAHA monkey.

- if you are not watching the show, Tristen has been turned into a monkey.-

Pegasus: Shut up, everyone! I hypnotized Yugi and Marik to do my dumb. I mean evil bidding. Listen yugi-boy you are Mr. Rogers. Now put on your house shoes.

Yugi: I will not Pegasus. You need a life man. Look at you 43, living in your parents basement, and you get by day to day on your dolls.

Pegasus: I told you they are ACTION FIGURES.

Marik: Dolls.

Joey: What happened to all your money?

Pegasus: Have you ever heard of tax collectors? They took my castle, money, and fame. They even took my video collection.

Tea: What were they videos of?

Pegasus: uuuuhhhh. afternoon tv specials :)

Bakura: right!!! Tv specials.

Tristen: I don't believe I'm not black. I already ordered my do' rags and Air force one's. I went with the cheap one's, actually so they're called Air force two's.

Everyone: 0_0

Tristen: What? Is there something on my back?

Yugi: Let's go guys before Pegasus realizes he is not dressed and tries to have " fun" with us.

Bakura: Ewww! I'm not going through that again.

Joey: Again?

Bakura: I am not proud of my past experiences.

----- After they all leave, Pegasus looks down at him self----

Pegasus: Aww man! We could have had play time.

THE END

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