Terry's adventures in Northtown. Part 2.
Leaving the builder Benimaru to shout at any half decent looking woman, Terry walks a few metres before he hears horribly loud, repetitive dance music played from a car.
Terry- Aw Christ. I hate this shit. Why do people in cars have the worst taste in music?
He turns to see who is playing this rubbish. The car parks nearby and Leona and Clark step out. They are wearing colourful versions of their normal military outfits (since combats are fashionable with ravers), Leona wearing bright orange, Clark in purple and yellow.
Terry- What's up with this? What kind of camoflage are those outfits supposed to give? Planning a raid on a neon paint factory.
Leona- We're the Ikari ravers crew, and we're going clubbin'. DJ Ralf on the decks, eight hours of pure drum n bass. It's gonna be proper bo!
Terry- Uh, what? You lost me there.
Clark- All night bangin' tunes, speed, E's. You should come man. (takes a look at Terry) Second thought, no.
Leona- No offence, but we don't wanna bring some grandad with us.
Terry- Grandad! Right, that's it!
He prepares to attack the ravers, but they outnumber him. Leona knocks him down, and both are ready to finish him off. however, the sound of a loud, repetitive car alarm distracts them.
Leona- What's that?
Clark- I like it! Big up the Ikari massive!
Leona- Get down with our bad selves!
To Terry's surprise, they both move closer to the alarm, and start a crappy, speed enhanced dance, whilst continuing with the stupid clubbing speak. This is all Terry needs to escape the loony ravers.
Terry(about a mile later)- Thank fuck for that. The whole world's gone mad! Hang on, what's this...
Across the road, there is a block of houses. At the door of one of them, Terry can make out a man looking a lot like his younger brother, Andy. Only this Andy is dressed in a skintight workman's outfit, and has a suspiciously fake moustache.
Terry- ANDY! IT'S ME! YOU GOTTA HELP ME!
Andy either doesn't hear, or doesn't listen. Instead, he rings the doorbell. The door is answered by Kasumi Todo in skimpy black lingerie.
Andy(seductively) - Hi, I've come to fix the heating.
Kasumi(just as seductively)- Come in. It's SOOO hot in here.
Andy- I'll just get my spanner out... WHAT THE FUCK! TERRY?!
Terry- Andy, don't tell me you got a job as a repairman.
VOICE- CUT! The guy in the stupid hat's ruined our shoot.
Terry turns to see cameras pointing at them, and an angry Tung Fu Rue in a director's chair, with a megaphone.
Andy- See what you've done! I'm trying to film my next movie. And you know I'm the world's greatest male porn star. This won't help my reputation. Stupid fuckhead.
Terry- Hold on! YOU a fucking pornstar. You're scared of women normally.
Kasumi- You two look alike. Is this guy any relation to you, Lovemuscle?
Terry- You're called Lovemuscle?!
Andy- You should already know that. (to Kasumi) This is my jealous older brother Terry. A petty criminal who'll never be as successful as me. I had a restraining order put on you.
Terry cannot beleive this one. Him, a petty crook in this reality, and Andy's inferior. As he stands, too stunned to say anything, Tung approaches the group.
Tung- Might as well call it a day. Since this prick ruined the filming.
Kasumi- Free time. Hey, Lovemuscle. Wanna come back to my trailer?
Terry- What about Mai Shiranui?
Kasumi- She's a frigid bitch. Don't know what Lovemuscle sees in her?
Andy- Shut up. She just needs convincing, and I'm the man to do it. Besides, have you seen her boobs? Even that nun's outfit can't hide her figure? A real man like me'll cure her in time. (pulls off the false 'tache)
Terry- Nun's outfit. No, don't tell me...
A police car suddenly pulls up, and out step a huge, fat cop with a steel ball+chain, and a pint sized lawman with claws. Oh yes, it's Chang Koehan and Choi Bongue, incorruptable upholders of justice.
Choi- FREEZE SCUMBAG!
Terry- Who's he talking to?
Chang- You wisearse! (picks up terry one handed). Gatecrashing your brother's new movie, is their no end to your evil?
Choi- With aall your other crimes, you're going away for a long time.
Terry- Other crimes?! I've been in Southtown!? I'm a hero...
Chang- Tell it to the judge... YEOWW!
in desperation, Terry kicks free of Chang, before using a "Power Geyser" to KO the policemen. He then runs like hell out of there.
Kasumi- So what do ya say? You, me and one of the fluffers in my trailer right now?
Andy- Yeah, I can fit you in now. I've got a reputation to keep. Come on bitch, time for the Lovemuscle experience.
End of part two. Will Terry escape Chang and Choi for long? What exactly is the KOF tournament like in this reality? Find out soon.
Must go now, as the voices in my head are telling me to do bad stuff.
Leaving the builder Benimaru to shout at any half decent looking woman, Terry walks a few metres before he hears horribly loud, repetitive dance music played from a car.
Terry- Aw Christ. I hate this shit. Why do people in cars have the worst taste in music?
He turns to see who is playing this rubbish. The car parks nearby and Leona and Clark step out. They are wearing colourful versions of their normal military outfits (since combats are fashionable with ravers), Leona wearing bright orange, Clark in purple and yellow.
Terry- What's up with this? What kind of camoflage are those outfits supposed to give? Planning a raid on a neon paint factory.
Leona- We're the Ikari ravers crew, and we're going clubbin'. DJ Ralf on the decks, eight hours of pure drum n bass. It's gonna be proper bo!
Terry- Uh, what? You lost me there.
Clark- All night bangin' tunes, speed, E's. You should come man. (takes a look at Terry) Second thought, no.
Leona- No offence, but we don't wanna bring some grandad with us.
Terry- Grandad! Right, that's it!
He prepares to attack the ravers, but they outnumber him. Leona knocks him down, and both are ready to finish him off. however, the sound of a loud, repetitive car alarm distracts them.
Leona- What's that?
Clark- I like it! Big up the Ikari massive!
Leona- Get down with our bad selves!
To Terry's surprise, they both move closer to the alarm, and start a crappy, speed enhanced dance, whilst continuing with the stupid clubbing speak. This is all Terry needs to escape the loony ravers.
Terry(about a mile later)- Thank fuck for that. The whole world's gone mad! Hang on, what's this...
Across the road, there is a block of houses. At the door of one of them, Terry can make out a man looking a lot like his younger brother, Andy. Only this Andy is dressed in a skintight workman's outfit, and has a suspiciously fake moustache.
Terry- ANDY! IT'S ME! YOU GOTTA HELP ME!
Andy either doesn't hear, or doesn't listen. Instead, he rings the doorbell. The door is answered by Kasumi Todo in skimpy black lingerie.
Andy(seductively) - Hi, I've come to fix the heating.
Kasumi(just as seductively)- Come in. It's SOOO hot in here.
Andy- I'll just get my spanner out... WHAT THE FUCK! TERRY?!
Terry- Andy, don't tell me you got a job as a repairman.
VOICE- CUT! The guy in the stupid hat's ruined our shoot.
Terry turns to see cameras pointing at them, and an angry Tung Fu Rue in a director's chair, with a megaphone.
Andy- See what you've done! I'm trying to film my next movie. And you know I'm the world's greatest male porn star. This won't help my reputation. Stupid fuckhead.
Terry- Hold on! YOU a fucking pornstar. You're scared of women normally.
Kasumi- You two look alike. Is this guy any relation to you, Lovemuscle?
Terry- You're called Lovemuscle?!
Andy- You should already know that. (to Kasumi) This is my jealous older brother Terry. A petty criminal who'll never be as successful as me. I had a restraining order put on you.
Terry cannot beleive this one. Him, a petty crook in this reality, and Andy's inferior. As he stands, too stunned to say anything, Tung approaches the group.
Tung- Might as well call it a day. Since this prick ruined the filming.
Kasumi- Free time. Hey, Lovemuscle. Wanna come back to my trailer?
Terry- What about Mai Shiranui?
Kasumi- She's a frigid bitch. Don't know what Lovemuscle sees in her?
Andy- Shut up. She just needs convincing, and I'm the man to do it. Besides, have you seen her boobs? Even that nun's outfit can't hide her figure? A real man like me'll cure her in time. (pulls off the false 'tache)
Terry- Nun's outfit. No, don't tell me...
A police car suddenly pulls up, and out step a huge, fat cop with a steel ball+chain, and a pint sized lawman with claws. Oh yes, it's Chang Koehan and Choi Bongue, incorruptable upholders of justice.
Choi- FREEZE SCUMBAG!
Terry- Who's he talking to?
Chang- You wisearse! (picks up terry one handed). Gatecrashing your brother's new movie, is their no end to your evil?
Choi- With aall your other crimes, you're going away for a long time.
Terry- Other crimes?! I've been in Southtown!? I'm a hero...
Chang- Tell it to the judge... YEOWW!
in desperation, Terry kicks free of Chang, before using a "Power Geyser" to KO the policemen. He then runs like hell out of there.
Kasumi- So what do ya say? You, me and one of the fluffers in my trailer right now?
Andy- Yeah, I can fit you in now. I've got a reputation to keep. Come on bitch, time for the Lovemuscle experience.
End of part two. Will Terry escape Chang and Choi for long? What exactly is the KOF tournament like in this reality? Find out soon.
Must go now, as the voices in my head are telling me to do bad stuff.