Terry's adventures in Northtown- Part 6.
Terry, desperate to hijack the time travel toilet, wastes no time in preparing for battle. Krizalid is also ready, having burned his big coat off like in his KOF 99 intro. Angel is watching, not really interested.
Krizalid- I have GOT to stop doing that. Those coats aren't cheap you know, and this is my ninth one.
Terry- Who cares? Die you wannabe evil, sexually confused fucking fruitcake!
Angel- Go get him boss! Or should I support Terry?
Taking advantage of Krizalid's distraction, our hero aims a boot to the madman's head. It connects, and Terry follows this with a Burning Knuckle, knocking him over.
Krizalid- Come on, that wasn't fair! I wasn't ready.
Terry- Gay people can't fight! What were you gonna do, beat me with your handbag?
Krizalid- I don't have a handbag!
Angel- Yes you do. I borrow it, it's pink and...
Krizalid- Not mine! My darling Zero left it to me in his will. What are you doing with it anyway bitch!?
Terry- Enough about your stupid handbag... AAAHH!
The self denyingly gay bad guy nails Terry with one of his Tornadoes.
Krizalid- That'll teach you to make fun of Zero's precious bag. Now I'm gonna finish you!
Krizalid speeds towards Terry ready to perform his DM. Terry has no way of avoiding it, and braces himself for a world of pain. But...
As the villain is about to connect the move, the truly surreal sight of a flaming shopping trolley racing downhill towards them stops the brawl. Even more bizzare, this highly dangerous trolley is being ridden by Orochi girlyboy Chris, here wearing just his underpants, and a pair of aviator shades Many small scars are visible all over his body.
Terry- What the fuck...
Angel- Aw Christ...
Chris- YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!! WOOOOHOOOOHHHH!!
The trolley crashes straight into Krizalid, knocking him over.
Krizalid- You stupid prick! What the hell are you doing!
Terry- Chris, is that you? Why are you riding down a hill in a burning shopping trolley?
Angel- Why's there a camera attached to the trolley?
Chris- This is a stunt for my cable show "Dangerous shit what could get you killed". You must have seen it, me and a few friends doing dangerous crazy stuff.
Terry- Uh, we're not from around here.
Chris- Well tune into the next one. It has me tightrope moonwalking over a crocodile pit, while filling in my tax returns. Cool, huh? Anyway, I better go.
Chris gets back into the trolley, and Angel gives him a push. Krizalid is ready to attack again.
Krizalid- Right, now that he's gone...
Terry- You're going down, and I'm going home. "POWER GEYSER"!!
Due to Terry's stress at being stuck in Northtown, he has built up an impressive amount of power, and three Power Geysers come out, max strength. Krizalid has no chance as each one connects brutally. After flying about a hundred feet up into the air, he crashes down very hard, and is practically half dead.
Krizalid- OWWW!!! Zero, save me, my love. Angel, why the hell didn't you help? UUHHH!
Angel- Because I quit. NESTS has been dead for ages, and you still try and do half arsed evil stuff.
Terry- Well, you, two have fun in this screwed up reality. I'm getting myself home. See ya.
Angel- Take me back too.
Terry- No.
Angel- I'll sleep with you on the way.
Terry- Mary'll kill us both if you do.
Angel- Oh, right. How about I give you $5000?
Krizalid- You don't have $5000.
Angel walks up to him and takes his wallet. She removes $5000 and hands it to Terry. Also in the wallet are dirty photos of him and Zero.
Terry- Done. He stays here though. Let's go.
Angel- Sounds good to me.
They both enter the time travel toilet, which unlike Dr Who's Tardis, is tiny inside, has an actual toilet, and stinks like a public bog. There is a control panel however, and Terry works out how to set it to take them home. The Dr Who sound effects start again, as they cross many realities. Faint images of those realities show on a computer screen, and include evil Athena and her crew, as well as the Holy Rollin' Goenitz.
At last the creaky old sci fi sounds stop as the toilet reaches it's destination. Southtown, home sweet home, normality. Both Terry and Angel get out, say their goodbyes, and go to leave, glad to get away from the smell. As this isn't her story, we'll forget about Angel now, and follow Terry, who is on his way home.
Before he goes however, Terry destroys the thing with another Power Geyser. He then makes his way back home to his friends, as their real selves, his mind attempting to think of a way to explain exactly what the fuck has gone on last couple of days.
In Northtown meanwhile, Krizalid recovered enough to walk, but was apparently killed by Shingo shortly afterwards.
The end, after a longer than expected wait ("At last" they all shout). Thanks to everyone who helped with ideas, and everyone for your patience as I went through personal problems and had to put this on hold.
Terry, desperate to hijack the time travel toilet, wastes no time in preparing for battle. Krizalid is also ready, having burned his big coat off like in his KOF 99 intro. Angel is watching, not really interested.
Krizalid- I have GOT to stop doing that. Those coats aren't cheap you know, and this is my ninth one.
Terry- Who cares? Die you wannabe evil, sexually confused fucking fruitcake!
Angel- Go get him boss! Or should I support Terry?
Taking advantage of Krizalid's distraction, our hero aims a boot to the madman's head. It connects, and Terry follows this with a Burning Knuckle, knocking him over.
Krizalid- Come on, that wasn't fair! I wasn't ready.
Terry- Gay people can't fight! What were you gonna do, beat me with your handbag?
Krizalid- I don't have a handbag!
Angel- Yes you do. I borrow it, it's pink and...
Krizalid- Not mine! My darling Zero left it to me in his will. What are you doing with it anyway bitch!?
Terry- Enough about your stupid handbag... AAAHH!
The self denyingly gay bad guy nails Terry with one of his Tornadoes.
Krizalid- That'll teach you to make fun of Zero's precious bag. Now I'm gonna finish you!
Krizalid speeds towards Terry ready to perform his DM. Terry has no way of avoiding it, and braces himself for a world of pain. But...
As the villain is about to connect the move, the truly surreal sight of a flaming shopping trolley racing downhill towards them stops the brawl. Even more bizzare, this highly dangerous trolley is being ridden by Orochi girlyboy Chris, here wearing just his underpants, and a pair of aviator shades Many small scars are visible all over his body.
Terry- What the fuck...
Angel- Aw Christ...
Chris- YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!! WOOOOHOOOOHHHH!!
The trolley crashes straight into Krizalid, knocking him over.
Krizalid- You stupid prick! What the hell are you doing!
Terry- Chris, is that you? Why are you riding down a hill in a burning shopping trolley?
Angel- Why's there a camera attached to the trolley?
Chris- This is a stunt for my cable show "Dangerous shit what could get you killed". You must have seen it, me and a few friends doing dangerous crazy stuff.
Terry- Uh, we're not from around here.
Chris- Well tune into the next one. It has me tightrope moonwalking over a crocodile pit, while filling in my tax returns. Cool, huh? Anyway, I better go.
Chris gets back into the trolley, and Angel gives him a push. Krizalid is ready to attack again.
Krizalid- Right, now that he's gone...
Terry- You're going down, and I'm going home. "POWER GEYSER"!!
Due to Terry's stress at being stuck in Northtown, he has built up an impressive amount of power, and three Power Geysers come out, max strength. Krizalid has no chance as each one connects brutally. After flying about a hundred feet up into the air, he crashes down very hard, and is practically half dead.
Krizalid- OWWW!!! Zero, save me, my love. Angel, why the hell didn't you help? UUHHH!
Angel- Because I quit. NESTS has been dead for ages, and you still try and do half arsed evil stuff.
Terry- Well, you, two have fun in this screwed up reality. I'm getting myself home. See ya.
Angel- Take me back too.
Terry- No.
Angel- I'll sleep with you on the way.
Terry- Mary'll kill us both if you do.
Angel- Oh, right. How about I give you $5000?
Krizalid- You don't have $5000.
Angel walks up to him and takes his wallet. She removes $5000 and hands it to Terry. Also in the wallet are dirty photos of him and Zero.
Terry- Done. He stays here though. Let's go.
Angel- Sounds good to me.
They both enter the time travel toilet, which unlike Dr Who's Tardis, is tiny inside, has an actual toilet, and stinks like a public bog. There is a control panel however, and Terry works out how to set it to take them home. The Dr Who sound effects start again, as they cross many realities. Faint images of those realities show on a computer screen, and include evil Athena and her crew, as well as the Holy Rollin' Goenitz.
At last the creaky old sci fi sounds stop as the toilet reaches it's destination. Southtown, home sweet home, normality. Both Terry and Angel get out, say their goodbyes, and go to leave, glad to get away from the smell. As this isn't her story, we'll forget about Angel now, and follow Terry, who is on his way home.
Before he goes however, Terry destroys the thing with another Power Geyser. He then makes his way back home to his friends, as their real selves, his mind attempting to think of a way to explain exactly what the fuck has gone on last couple of days.
In Northtown meanwhile, Krizalid recovered enough to walk, but was apparently killed by Shingo shortly afterwards.
The end, after a longer than expected wait ("At last" they all shout). Thanks to everyone who helped with ideas, and everyone for your patience as I went through personal problems and had to put this on hold.