Yes, back to more piratey funnies! I really need to go and see Pirates of
the Caribbean again, I'm so desperate for pirates that I found myself
watching 'Pirate Islands'... It is one of the WORST PROGRAMS you will ever
see, but there's a guy in it that looks slightly cool, which was a sort of
compensation... Nowhere near as cool as Will, but cool enough to provoke
interest...
There seemed to be some confusion after the last chapter. It's Gemma both Jack and Will are after, not Mako. They're different people. A couple of people seemed to be confused on that. Anyway, I'm really sorry, but I'm no longer adding more people, because I now have 18 extra characters and I can't really fit in any more and give you all good parts. Sorry. Anyway, enjoy this chapter!
Chapter 7 - Departure from Rum Island
Will ran ahead of them through the streets, looking for Elizabeth, aided by Tanuki. The others followed at a more leisurely pace.
"So you see, Gemma," he said, throwing his arm round her shoulders again, "Will is so attached to Elizabeth, he could never even look at another woman."
"As opposed to you, who has no morality at all, and will date several women at once and not feel the slightest bit of guilt," said Frankie, one eyebrow raised. Jack glared at her.
Gemma looked at the arm round her shoulders, looking slightly perturbed. "What's that doing there?"
"Nothing," said Jack hastily, withdrawing it. Boy, this girl was tough. "Excellent! A rum stand!"
"That's the fifth one on this street, isn't it?" said Kathryn, as Jack ran over and bought yet another bottle of rum.
"Who cares?" said Alex, Becky, Diana, Brandi, Catarina and Yilantri.
"This place'll be called 'Empty Bottle Island' by the time Jack leaves," said Jackie.
"Speaking of rum, why aren't we having any?" said Brandi, and she and the rest of the older girls followed Jack to the rum stand.
"Gemma, WHAT is going on with you and Jack?" saidYilantri.
"AND Will?" said Hanna.
"I honestly have no idea," said Gemma, looking slightly frightened, "Suddenly they both seem to be acting very strangely."
"They're flirting with you, Gemma!" said Becky, "Is that not obvious? They're vying for your affections!"
"Lucky," muttered Mako.
"But - but - why?" said Gemma.
"Oh, look, Will's back," said Cirfia. He was returning, looking thoroughly depressed. "Any luck?"
"None," said Will downheartedly.
"Well, knowing her, she's probably off somewhere with a sailor-" began Mako, but she was interrupted by Catarina, who had just returned with the others from their visit to the rum stall.
"Maybe she's been kidnapped by pirates!" she said.
"Again," said the girls sullenly.
"Most likely those cursed pirates," said Jack, "Ah well, no need to find the pink diamond any more, what say you we get back to Tortuga?"
"We need to rescue her!" said Will.
"Ah, come on Will, you've already won your fair lady's heart, no more need for valour-"
"I don't care!" said Will, heading back towards the ship, Frankie, Cirfia, Kathryn, Hanna and Mako in hot pursuit.
"Let them go," said Jack, "Who's for more rum?"
"Aren't they going to take our ship?" said Tanuki. Jack didn't say anything for a few seconds, but he turned a strange colour of grey mixed with red.
"I see your point," he said finally, and was silent again. The crew glanced at each other. Suddenly he burst into a sprint, and raced down to the dock, closely followed by the rest of them.
"STOP!" he shouted, as Will raised the anchor, "STOOOOP!!!" He leapt towards the ship, just missing the side of the boat as it left the bay, and fell into the sea. He surfaced again, spouting water, yet his eyeliner was still intact.
"How on earth does it DO that, Jack?" said Jackie.
"How on earth what?" said Jack, scrambling up a rope that Will threw to him from the ship. The people on the ship threw ropes to the people still on the quay, and they swung onto the ship, which Brandi enjoyed immensely ("It's one of the reasons I JOINED," she said).
"How do you always keep your eyeliner from smudging?"
"What eyeliner?" said Jack, heading below to get some rum. Jackie exchanged looks with Catarina and shuddered.
"So, back to the ocean wave!" said Frankie happily, "Yay!"
"But with no Elizabeth to stuff into cannons," said Mako unhappily.
Suddenly there was a shout from below the decks. Jack came shooting up from below decks faster than Will whenever he saw Elizabeth in trouble, followed closely by four more girls.
"Aw crap," said Will, "Not more girls..."
"Sorry!" said one of them, "We didn't mean to startle him, we were just getting changed..."
"Lovely sight, ladies, no need to be ashamed whatsoever," said Jack, having got over from the shock and was now grinning widely.
"Who ARE you?" said Kathryn.
"Well, I'm Krystal, and this is Mar, Danielle and Ariana," said Krystal, "We were just investigating the ship, and-"
"Stealing from it, more likely than not," said Brandi, drawing her sword.
"No!" said Mar, "We were just looking around, because we think pirates are - well, cool."
"And we were wondering if we could join your crew?" said Ariana anxiously.
"Of course!" said Jack, before Will could say anything, "No reason why we should get rid of girls as hot - ah, I mean, as, um - reckless as you."
"No respect for women," tutted Will to Gemma, who couldn't help agreeing. "I, on the other hand, treat them like the angels they are." He kissed her hand. Gemma couldn't help reddening slightly. Jack glared, and started to plot ways to get Gemma back on his side.
"Hi Willy-poo," said Danielle. Will turned bright red, and Jack cackled.
"Besides, we know about the cursed pirates you're looking for!" said Mar.
"You do?" said Alex.
"Yeah," said Danielle, "We know that they were last seen sailing in this sort of area. About two weeks ago. They may know you're coming."
"Who cares?" said Yilantri, "We'd get to kick cursed pirate ass!"
"Arrrr!" said Kathryn.
"But then - if it was only a couple of weeks ago - where could Elizabeth have gone?" said Hanna.
Will looked back at the docks. Suddenly he caught sight of something which terrified him more than all the cursed pirates in the ocean put together. Elizabeth, glaring with her arms crossed.
"Oh HELL," he said, and leapt overboard, swimming as fast as he could back towards land.
"Turn the ship around," said Jack, "We may as well get some more rum, since we're going there anyway-"
"You've already loaded the ship with half the rum on Rum Island," said Cirfia as Krystal, Mar, Danielle and Diana ran to turn the rudder.
"Yes, well, you can never have enough," said Jack. He turned to Gemma. "By the way, Gemma, if I told you that you had a lovely body, would you hold it against me?" He winked.
"Stop freaking out our friend!" said Alex and Frankie, pulling Gemma away from Jack, who was looking very uneasy.
Finally they reached the bay again, and a very wet Will helped Elizabeth back onto the ship. She was muttering about being abandoned, while Will was apologizing endlessly.
"Why are you apologizing, Will?" asked Mako, "It wasn't your fault. It was her who vanished."
"And where to, may we ask?" said Mar.
Elizabeth immediately stopped muttering, and reddened slightly. "Nowhere," she said, and went hastily below decks.
"What a wet blanket," said Ariana, "WHY did we have to bring her?"
"Come on, she's not that bad," said Catarina, "It's not her fault she fell for Will. I mean, can you honestly blame her?"
"Yeah, but STILL..." said Mako.
*****
Mako - Um, OK, try to tone down the bloodlust... I know you don't like Elizabeth...
Im a Brandybuck - I know! It's a very Jack Sparrow phrase!
Tanuki Yasha - Huzzah! Author alerts! How do you get those? I haven't figured out how...
Sugaricing - OK, you're in! As you can see...
Stargirl - Thanks!
Reasonably Crazy - I know I am. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Hyper-Elf - You said other stuff too! Right? Uhh... right? Well, you will in future.
Cat Youkai - I haven't decided who'll win yet. I think I'm leaving that up to Gemma.
Wolf-sister - Yes, my teachers don't seem to understand when I tell them that I just CAN'T do my homework that weekend because I have several chapters I need to write...
Theshiz - Yes, I think you have gone, um, slightly insane.
Lucki Me - That's a good idea! Hmm.... *random mind starts plotting* And you had bacon anyway, so that's where she got it from! It was one of the supplies in the galley!
Yilantri - Oh no, NOW I CAN'T STOP PICTURING IT!!!
Cirfia - Whoa, how did I know that? My mum says she's psychic, and she says that she expects I am too... I don't know if I believe in it... sometimes I 'foresee' what Simpsons episode it's going to be, but that's hardly useful, is it?
Danielle18 - I'm so sorry, but as I said, I can't take any more people, cos now I just have TOO MANY. I'm really sorry. Hope you enjoy it anyway. Actually, wait, there's already a girl called Danielle. I could try and combine your characters if you like?
Oh, and by the way people, if you know any really good and cheesy pirate jokes, please e-mail them to me at hobbit_eyes@kittymail.com! DO NOT PUT THEM IN THE REVIEWS, I WILL GET INTO TROUBLE. All will be revealed soon enough! Byyye!
There seemed to be some confusion after the last chapter. It's Gemma both Jack and Will are after, not Mako. They're different people. A couple of people seemed to be confused on that. Anyway, I'm really sorry, but I'm no longer adding more people, because I now have 18 extra characters and I can't really fit in any more and give you all good parts. Sorry. Anyway, enjoy this chapter!
Chapter 7 - Departure from Rum Island
Will ran ahead of them through the streets, looking for Elizabeth, aided by Tanuki. The others followed at a more leisurely pace.
"So you see, Gemma," he said, throwing his arm round her shoulders again, "Will is so attached to Elizabeth, he could never even look at another woman."
"As opposed to you, who has no morality at all, and will date several women at once and not feel the slightest bit of guilt," said Frankie, one eyebrow raised. Jack glared at her.
Gemma looked at the arm round her shoulders, looking slightly perturbed. "What's that doing there?"
"Nothing," said Jack hastily, withdrawing it. Boy, this girl was tough. "Excellent! A rum stand!"
"That's the fifth one on this street, isn't it?" said Kathryn, as Jack ran over and bought yet another bottle of rum.
"Who cares?" said Alex, Becky, Diana, Brandi, Catarina and Yilantri.
"This place'll be called 'Empty Bottle Island' by the time Jack leaves," said Jackie.
"Speaking of rum, why aren't we having any?" said Brandi, and she and the rest of the older girls followed Jack to the rum stand.
"Gemma, WHAT is going on with you and Jack?" saidYilantri.
"AND Will?" said Hanna.
"I honestly have no idea," said Gemma, looking slightly frightened, "Suddenly they both seem to be acting very strangely."
"They're flirting with you, Gemma!" said Becky, "Is that not obvious? They're vying for your affections!"
"Lucky," muttered Mako.
"But - but - why?" said Gemma.
"Oh, look, Will's back," said Cirfia. He was returning, looking thoroughly depressed. "Any luck?"
"None," said Will downheartedly.
"Well, knowing her, she's probably off somewhere with a sailor-" began Mako, but she was interrupted by Catarina, who had just returned with the others from their visit to the rum stall.
"Maybe she's been kidnapped by pirates!" she said.
"Again," said the girls sullenly.
"Most likely those cursed pirates," said Jack, "Ah well, no need to find the pink diamond any more, what say you we get back to Tortuga?"
"We need to rescue her!" said Will.
"Ah, come on Will, you've already won your fair lady's heart, no more need for valour-"
"I don't care!" said Will, heading back towards the ship, Frankie, Cirfia, Kathryn, Hanna and Mako in hot pursuit.
"Let them go," said Jack, "Who's for more rum?"
"Aren't they going to take our ship?" said Tanuki. Jack didn't say anything for a few seconds, but he turned a strange colour of grey mixed with red.
"I see your point," he said finally, and was silent again. The crew glanced at each other. Suddenly he burst into a sprint, and raced down to the dock, closely followed by the rest of them.
"STOP!" he shouted, as Will raised the anchor, "STOOOOP!!!" He leapt towards the ship, just missing the side of the boat as it left the bay, and fell into the sea. He surfaced again, spouting water, yet his eyeliner was still intact.
"How on earth does it DO that, Jack?" said Jackie.
"How on earth what?" said Jack, scrambling up a rope that Will threw to him from the ship. The people on the ship threw ropes to the people still on the quay, and they swung onto the ship, which Brandi enjoyed immensely ("It's one of the reasons I JOINED," she said).
"How do you always keep your eyeliner from smudging?"
"What eyeliner?" said Jack, heading below to get some rum. Jackie exchanged looks with Catarina and shuddered.
"So, back to the ocean wave!" said Frankie happily, "Yay!"
"But with no Elizabeth to stuff into cannons," said Mako unhappily.
Suddenly there was a shout from below the decks. Jack came shooting up from below decks faster than Will whenever he saw Elizabeth in trouble, followed closely by four more girls.
"Aw crap," said Will, "Not more girls..."
"Sorry!" said one of them, "We didn't mean to startle him, we were just getting changed..."
"Lovely sight, ladies, no need to be ashamed whatsoever," said Jack, having got over from the shock and was now grinning widely.
"Who ARE you?" said Kathryn.
"Well, I'm Krystal, and this is Mar, Danielle and Ariana," said Krystal, "We were just investigating the ship, and-"
"Stealing from it, more likely than not," said Brandi, drawing her sword.
"No!" said Mar, "We were just looking around, because we think pirates are - well, cool."
"And we were wondering if we could join your crew?" said Ariana anxiously.
"Of course!" said Jack, before Will could say anything, "No reason why we should get rid of girls as hot - ah, I mean, as, um - reckless as you."
"No respect for women," tutted Will to Gemma, who couldn't help agreeing. "I, on the other hand, treat them like the angels they are." He kissed her hand. Gemma couldn't help reddening slightly. Jack glared, and started to plot ways to get Gemma back on his side.
"Hi Willy-poo," said Danielle. Will turned bright red, and Jack cackled.
"Besides, we know about the cursed pirates you're looking for!" said Mar.
"You do?" said Alex.
"Yeah," said Danielle, "We know that they were last seen sailing in this sort of area. About two weeks ago. They may know you're coming."
"Who cares?" said Yilantri, "We'd get to kick cursed pirate ass!"
"Arrrr!" said Kathryn.
"But then - if it was only a couple of weeks ago - where could Elizabeth have gone?" said Hanna.
Will looked back at the docks. Suddenly he caught sight of something which terrified him more than all the cursed pirates in the ocean put together. Elizabeth, glaring with her arms crossed.
"Oh HELL," he said, and leapt overboard, swimming as fast as he could back towards land.
"Turn the ship around," said Jack, "We may as well get some more rum, since we're going there anyway-"
"You've already loaded the ship with half the rum on Rum Island," said Cirfia as Krystal, Mar, Danielle and Diana ran to turn the rudder.
"Yes, well, you can never have enough," said Jack. He turned to Gemma. "By the way, Gemma, if I told you that you had a lovely body, would you hold it against me?" He winked.
"Stop freaking out our friend!" said Alex and Frankie, pulling Gemma away from Jack, who was looking very uneasy.
Finally they reached the bay again, and a very wet Will helped Elizabeth back onto the ship. She was muttering about being abandoned, while Will was apologizing endlessly.
"Why are you apologizing, Will?" asked Mako, "It wasn't your fault. It was her who vanished."
"And where to, may we ask?" said Mar.
Elizabeth immediately stopped muttering, and reddened slightly. "Nowhere," she said, and went hastily below decks.
"What a wet blanket," said Ariana, "WHY did we have to bring her?"
"Come on, she's not that bad," said Catarina, "It's not her fault she fell for Will. I mean, can you honestly blame her?"
"Yeah, but STILL..." said Mako.
*****
Mako - Um, OK, try to tone down the bloodlust... I know you don't like Elizabeth...
Im a Brandybuck - I know! It's a very Jack Sparrow phrase!
Tanuki Yasha - Huzzah! Author alerts! How do you get those? I haven't figured out how...
Sugaricing - OK, you're in! As you can see...
Stargirl - Thanks!
Reasonably Crazy - I know I am. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Hyper-Elf - You said other stuff too! Right? Uhh... right? Well, you will in future.
Cat Youkai - I haven't decided who'll win yet. I think I'm leaving that up to Gemma.
Wolf-sister - Yes, my teachers don't seem to understand when I tell them that I just CAN'T do my homework that weekend because I have several chapters I need to write...
Theshiz - Yes, I think you have gone, um, slightly insane.
Lucki Me - That's a good idea! Hmm.... *random mind starts plotting* And you had bacon anyway, so that's where she got it from! It was one of the supplies in the galley!
Yilantri - Oh no, NOW I CAN'T STOP PICTURING IT!!!
Cirfia - Whoa, how did I know that? My mum says she's psychic, and she says that she expects I am too... I don't know if I believe in it... sometimes I 'foresee' what Simpsons episode it's going to be, but that's hardly useful, is it?
Danielle18 - I'm so sorry, but as I said, I can't take any more people, cos now I just have TOO MANY. I'm really sorry. Hope you enjoy it anyway. Actually, wait, there's already a girl called Danielle. I could try and combine your characters if you like?
Oh, and by the way people, if you know any really good and cheesy pirate jokes, please e-mail them to me at hobbit_eyes@kittymail.com! DO NOT PUT THEM IN THE REVIEWS, I WILL GET INTO TROUBLE. All will be revealed soon enough! Byyye!