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This story is based on a "Dear Abby"- type column, written by Ginny Weasley for the Hogsmeade Herald, a newspaper that is also available at Hogwarts. Yes, this is a R+H and G+H fic and is Ginny's way of telling her brother off for his WOW column. If you like this check our WWW.WOW story.
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Gossiping Gabby's Gabbin About Guys: Issue #1
Welcome readers to my first of what I hope will be many helpful articles about relationships. In response to my self absorbed, misogynistic counterpart, I will write real helpful advice.
"Dear Gabby: Why is it that some guys just can't take a hint? Signed, Curvaceous Cuddler."
Dear Cuddling Cutie: Men are not as smart as they like to believe they are. Sometimes it takes the subtlety of a bludger to the head to make them see the light of day. If you like the guy, just go up and kiss him and see what he does!
"Dear Gabby: My boyfriend broke up with me so he could date another girl who is older than me. I miss him but I am mad at him. What should I do? Signed, Heartbroken Honey."
Dear Heavenly Hearted: The best revenge is to get another boyfriend and forget about the first. I hear green eyed boys are very loyal and sensitive to their partner's needs.
That's all the advice for this week, but I am going to have at the end of each week's column, a list of Most Eligible Bachelors. Here is this week's list:
#1 Oliver "Keeper of My Heart" Wood
#2 Justin "Feather Touch" Finch-Fletchley
#3 Ronald "WOW I Can't Believe I Made This List" Weasley
Try to make this list guys, but "Don't Get Eliminated!" from it.
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