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This story is based on a "Dear Abby"- type column, written by Ginny Weasley for the Hogsmeade Herald, a newspaper that is also available at Hogwarts. Yes, this is a R+H and G+H fic and is Ginny's way of telling her brother off for his WOW column. If you like this check our WWW.WOW story.

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Gossiping Gabby's Gabbin About Guys: Issue #2

Wel,l since my esteemed colleague cannot even spell misogynistic, it comes as no surprise that I offended him. Anyways, Let's Get Started!

"Dear Gabby: There's this guy who's an absolute prat. He's annoying, loud, rude, argumentative and lazy. But...I can't help it. I really really like him. I don't know what to do. Do you have any suggestions as to how I can go about getting the prat to notice that I even exist?" {from Punkin}

Dear Anonymous Amour: Well, let's just say that subtlety doesn't work with some guys. I think you will find that this "prat" is not as bad as he seems to be. If you constantly pester him and pay attention to him when he is lazy, and he likes your attention, he will keep being lazy just so you will talk to him. It's kind of like training a dog, only dogs catch on quicker. Ask him to go for private walks so you can tell him some of your fears and describe this guy you like to him without naming him. After several walks, it will probably dawn on him that you are talking about him, and if that doesn't work, try a bludger.

"Dear Gabby: Why do girls always seem to act so strangely around guys. I mean we hear them talking and when we walk by, they start to giggle. It can drive a bloke mad. The other thing is that if you liked a girl and you knew she didn't like you back cause she keeps nit picking at you, how should you go about the unpleasant business of telling her so she can make you a laughing stock of the whole school. Signed, Animal Magnetism."

Dear Musky Male: Just tell her about it, tell her everything you feel. [thanks B.J.] How can a girl possibly turn down someone who is obviously so manly and attractive. Do you by chance have red hair? Only redheads feel so passionately about these things and are too blind to see what is in front of them.

"Dear Gabby: In his first article, WWW WOW reported this question and his response. I was wondering what is your take on the question? Signed, Huffy Hufflepuff. Here is the original question and answer:

["Dear WWW: Why are women so difficult to understand? Signed, The Roaring Lion.

Dear Pussy Cat: The human male was created so perfectly, so flawlessly, and so intelligently (in general), there was no mystery he could not solve. So, someone decided to give him one.]"

Dear Happy Huffy: Well, WOW almost got it right. He just didn't finish the answer. It should read: The human male was created so perfectly, so flawlessly, and so intelligently (in general), there was no mystery he could not solve. So, someone decided to give him one, and then he needed some help so females were created to solve it for him. We just didn't give him the answer.

"Dear Gabby: Why doesn't everyone think the Great Harry Potter is so great, Ma'am? Signed, Dobby."

Dear Dobby: Not everyone is as smart as a House Elf. Now you mention how great Harry is. He is so warm and intelligent, funny and charming. Not to mention his beautiful, emerald eyes and messy, black hair. Being the "Boy Who Lived" must have some distracting moments. I mean, he can't go anywhere without being recognized, and has the Dark Lord after him all the time. But I would imagine in private moments, he is very passionate and just as scared for us as we are for him all the time. He truly is VERY GREAT.

That's all for this week gang, hope you see me next week .

Gabby

Now, the moment you have all been waiting for:

New list of most eligible bachelors ladies. It has come to my attention that a certain "Keeper" is off the market. I wonder if her name will ring a Bell with anyone. It also seems that Justin has perched next to a curvaceous Ravenclaw. Here is this week's list:

#1 Ronald "WOW I Can't Believe I Made #1 On This List" Weasley

#2 Neville "I Wonder How?" Longbottom.

#3 Draco "I Can't Believe Weasley and Longbottom Beat Me!" Malfoy

Try to make this list guys, but "Don't Get Eliminated!" from it.

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