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This story is based on a "Dear Abby"- type column, written by Ginny Weasley for the Hogsmeade Herald, a newspaper that is also available at Hogwarts. Yes, this is a R+H and G+H fic and is Ginny's way of telling her brother off for his WOW column. If you like this check our WWW.WOW story.

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GAG.

Gossiping Gabby's Gabbin About Guys: Issue #3

Well, I am off to the races with this week's installment.

"Dear Gabby: I was wondering if you know the identity of WWW. I mean, I think he sounds so hot and manly. I am just afraid I might not be enough of a woman for him. How should I go about asking him? Signed, Lonely and Hopeful."

Dear Frightfully Frustrated: Please consider what you are saying. You have fallen for an egotistical, misogynistic prat without brains enough to fill an egg cup. Oh dear, try a nice boy. I hear green eyed boys make the best romantics.

"Dear Gabby: I sorta have my eye on this guy, but everywhere I go all my friends insist on going with me. The problem here is that they always giggle like mad when they see him, and he runs away when he hears them. How do I tell my friends I want to be alone with him without sending them to the laughing academy? Signed, Galloping from Giggles."

Dear Giggling Goofy Gal. All girls giggle cause they are looking at boys. I mean, do we need another reason to break out in fits of laughter? Boys are so self involved that it merits a few fits of mirth here and there. Just ask the girls to let you have a few private moments with the boy in question. I am sure they will understand. If they persist in following you, jinx them.

"Dear Gabby: Do you think it's ok to like someone who is more than 3 years older than you? Signed, Smitten."

Dear Desirous Heart: In our younger years, girls should only date guys about their own age or maybe a year older. But if you are in your last couple of years at school, it's a bit more acceptable. If you really like him and he really likes you, I would suggest long walks and talk about it before proceeding to a broom closet.

Now, the moment you have all been waiting for:

New list of most eligible bachelors. I have my sources that tell me Mr. Malfoy is already arranged to do some gardening.

#1 Ronald "WOW I Can't Believe I Am Still #1 On This List" Weasley

#2 Neville "I Wonder How?" Longbottom.

#3 Seamus "Somebody Had To Bump Malfoy Of This List" Finnigan

Try to make this list guys, but "Don't Get Eliminated!" from it.

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