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Zoeygirl: Hey guys! How are ya!? AWE loved all the reviews you guys sent me! Each and every one of them!! (^_^) Thanks a lot!
Anyways from this point out I'm not going to reveal any other hints! The pairings ARE gonna be Tea/Bakura Yami/Isis and Serenity/Duke/Tristan (Haven't decided which one she should be with yet…(-_-)
NOTE! Oh yeah! As some of you may know Dark Chameleon has a Anzu/Bakura shrine! Just look under her account name. Right now it's under construction so don't expect to get on yet. Well anyways she needs some fanart from all of you guys to fill up, plus she needs some fanfiction. (ONLY TEA/BAKURA STORIES WITH OR WITHOUT THE LEMON AND SHE DOES ACCEPT YAOI FOR ALL YOU YAOI FANS!) So please I'm begging you guys, if your into this coupling and you have fanart or fanfiction of this couple or Yaoi I'm pleading for you guys to send it to her! It's a beautiful site and it's greatly appreciated from the both of us! Thanks! (^_____^) (Hides chainsaw behind her back.) Hehehehe, I know you'll check it out.
Seto: What do you mean I don't take an interest in girls!!?? (*_*)
Tea: Shh, my dad will hear you.
Bakura: (Sweat drop.) (*_*)
Dad: Tea I'm coming in!
Tea: Well uh…Kaiba look professional.
Seto: WHAT? (*_*)
Tea: Oh yeah one more thing, don't make eye contact with him…AT ALL.
Bakura: (Raising an eyebrow.) Why?
Seto: I wasn't planning to.
Tea: You'll see…oh and try to avoid sweating, it's easier for him to sense the fear that way.
Bakura: Thanks a lot for telling me now! Kaiba! (He snapped quietly.)
Seto: Sigh, what?
Bakura: You still have that hand gun right?
Seto: (O_O)
Tea: Don't you dare…
***Tea POV***
Great…like my day couldn't get any better. My dad's home and I have Bakura and Kaiba of all people in my house. Isn't that wonderful. (-_-) Well it's now or never, here's my dad.
Dad: Tea what's going on!?
Tea: Oh hi daddy! (She replied cheerfully.)
Seto & Bakura: ((O))__________((O))
SILENCE!
I can see this is going well. Ugh I'm going to pass out on the floor!
Dad: TEA! Who are these BOYS!!??!! (He roared, beating the heavy bat against the palm of his hand.)
***Seto POV***
((--_--)) Hmmm…………Holy, freaking shit……her dad's…a midget……What the hell?
Okay now I've seen everything. No wonder this girl's so happy. She lives in a circus…No I'm imagining this, this, this little man cannot be Tea's father. I really don't have time for this, but it's not everyday that…No, no, no I don't buy this!
Tea: Well dad you know Ryou right?
Bakura: (*_*) (Smiling weakly, as he stared down at the little man.) 'Damn.'
Tea: (Nudging Bakura.)
Bakura: Uh………hi there old…chap…(O_O)
Dad: Aw yes, putter there young man. (He bellowed.)
I have to say for a little person he's got biceps the size of Tea's bubble head. Obviously the guy works out big time. Ugh…
Bakura: Uh sure.
I watched as Bakura sank down slightly, a rather strange look on his face as he grasped the uh…little man's hand. I don't really know who was squeezing harder, but it looked like they were fighting for superiority…in hand shaking…(-_-)
Dad: Man, you've got quite a grip there boy.
Bakura: (Hurting VERY badly.) Th-thank you…S-s-so do you. (*)_(*)
Tea: (Staring on in awe.)
Dad: Ryou I really don't remember you having this strong of a grip. You been working out boy?
Tea: Oh please. (She mumbled.)
***Bakura POV***
Oh please? What the hell is she Oh pleasing about? I worked out in the past! (Silence.) Okay so it's been a few thousand years, that doesn't mean anything-OW!! How does this mini man have so much strength!? He's going to tear my freaking arm off!
Bakura: I try a bit sir. (Ugh, I smiled again.)
Dad: Oh that's good, I like a strong, polite man such as yourself looking after my Tea. Just make sure you don't use it for the wrong reason. (He grumbled viciously at me.)
Bakura: Of course not sir! ((X_X))
What the hell would I do with Tea? He doesn't think my aibou's with this girl does he? Oh how disgusting! I think I'm going to vomit!
Dad: Good. You know boy I like you. You don't use violence-
Like hell I don't. First chance I get I'm cutting off his head for calling me boy…
Dad: You deal with people's crap like a man-
Uh-huh keep talking…
Dad: You know your place beneath me-
MY PLACE!? What planet is he living on?
Dad: You're British which I like.
I'm an Egyptian you ass, an EGYPTIAN!
Dad: And you use proper language around my sweet girl here, and I trust it stays that way.
Like hell I do, you stupid fuck. (-_-)
Seto: (Rolling his eyes.) That's bull. (He whispered.)
Tea: (--_--) I need an aspirin…
Bakura: (-_-) Hey Tea he really doesn't think this way about my aibou, does he? (He grumbled as Tea's dad approached Seto.)
Tea: I don't need to answer that…
***TEA POV***
Please will my dad just leave! Their both staring at him as if he's a sideshow freak! I swear if they say anything about my dad I'm going to knock their heads together! Wow did I just say that? Uh-oh Ms. Hyde here I come. I think PMS mode's coming back…(-_-)
Dad: So who's this Tea? You're not with both of them are you?
Seto: (Gulp.) Sir I can explain-
Tea: Uh he's Ryou's dad. (*_*)
Dad: He is?
Bakura: He's WHAT?
Seto: I'M WHAT??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ((@_@))
Dad: (Raising an eyebrow.)
Seto: Uh……
Oh now Kaiba's looking at me as if I'M the sideshow freak! Can't he catch on!? Come on he's a smart guy!
Seto: Um just joking sir, of course I'm his father. (O_O) 'What the hell?'
Bakura: (Looking oddly red.) Bloody hell. (He mumbled.)
Dad: Aw so your Ryou's dad? (Drops the bat on a nearby table.) Putter there! (^_^)
Ugh, let's see Kaiba's tall and my dad's a bit on the short side, I'm just not seeing this working-
Seto: (Bending down remarkably.) How are you sir?
Dad: Good-Hey buddy that's one hell of a shake you have there. I see where Ryou gets it from.
Tea: ((@_@))
Bakura: (---_---) 'Bite me…'
Okay that's a wee bit freaky for my taste. Maybe I shouldn't have done this, they look nothing alike. PLEASE WILL KAIBA AND RYOU I MEAN UH BAKURA JUST LEAVE!
Seto: Well I really must be going, as does my……ahem SON.
Bakura: 'Screw you.'
Dad: Ahem, sorry for the bat thing. I've gotta keep those fools away from my daughter.
Tea: Yeah right. (-_-)
Bakura: (Eyeing Tea slightly.) 'Well she looks miserable. How oddly intriguing.' (Smirking.)
Well after another 20 minutes of talking about businesses and such, whom Kaiba seemed pretty heated in the conversation, they finally got out the door. I'm actually glad for once that Bakura slipped those Laxatives in my dad's drink. I guess any other daughter would've said something, but I guess he wanted to get out just as bad as I did……gee I hope he doesn't kill me later for this. (O_O)
Tea: Um sorry about my dad-
Seto: If you ever, EVER put me in that position again, I swear I'll find out where you work and destroy your stature in this world. (He mumbled dangerously in a really odd, low voice.)
Jeez, no need to take it so hard there buddy. I was only trying to save your life. (-_-) Hey wow, if I'm not mistaken it looks like Kaiba's a bit shaken up. His expression looks like he was just licked by Pegasus. EW! Okay maybe I shouldn't go THAT far. That just wouldn't be right, not at all.
Bakura HET I'M NOT DONE! (He growled.)
EEK! ((@_@)) This is getting a bit intense! Bakura just jumped right in front of my face, and he's got me cornered against my own door! Where's daddy when you need him?!!! GULP! (O_O)
Bakura: I will not be made a fool of, do you understand me you pitiful human!
)-_-( Great…I guess I'm a 3 year member of his hit list. Oh and Kaiba's standing there as if he's got other places to be. That jerk! (*_*) Oops, I forgot who's currently in my face. Hmm he sure looked different 5 minutes ago. Strange I never noticed such a huge difference between Ryou and Bakura's face. MAJOR DIFFERENCE! Can't say he's not bad looking though, but he does give me the creeps!
Tea: Get away from me!
Bakura: (Sneering.) Don't order me around mortal, I'm not an enemy to trifle with!
Tea: Neither is Yami or Shadi. (I smiled knowing I had won.)
Ha! Bakura stepped back and gave me one of the coldest stares I have EVER seen in my life! His eyes looked completely lifeless, maybe soulless and their just like…BLACK. That's really scary! I don't even think I'd consider it a glare! It's like the stare from hell! (@_@)
Seto: Listen Tea, meet us at the Park tomorrow after school, and don't be late. I'd like to end this soon. (He cut in, moving to his big, black, old car.)
Tea: (-_-)
Bakura: We will?
Seto: (Grinding his teeth.) Yes.
Tea: (Sigh) Fine.
Seto: Oh and please will you both show up tomorrow? I'd rather not hunt you down again, and repeat today's events. (He replied darkly as he climbed into the car.)
***Normal POV***
Tea and Bakura watched silently as the car drove of with a twisted screech to follow. With a heavy sigh, Bakura placed his pale hands in his pocket and stepped over the line and onto the plain colored sidewalk.
Bakura: Well I suppose that's that. (He murmured.)
Tea: (Crossing her eyes at him.)
Bakura: I saw that. (He said simply, his eyes staring up at the sky.)
Tea: OH! (Staring down in fright.) ("_")
Bakura: Shit the rich bastard left me here! It's got to be more then 8 miles from my house!
Tea: Well my dad could drive you-
Bakura: HELL NO! (He screamed dashing off in full sprint.)
Tea giggled aloud as the white haired spirit ran at full throttle. A light, easy sigh escaped her sealed lips, as she opened the door to her house. A single thought raced through her mind though, as the door creaked open. What did Bakura find so interesting up in the sky?
Every time she or her friends ran into him today, he'd avoid eye contact after being provoked, and avert his gaze up to the sky. She didn't understand what he found so interesting up there, but whenever he looked remotely uncomfortable he'd stare up, as if he saw something. She even caught him inside the school today staring up at the ceiling, after the teacher spoke to him. She first thought he was shy he just didn't want to admit it, but each time he stared up, it caught her eye, and a look of interest could clearly be seen all over his face.
"What do you see Bakura?" She whispered curiously, slamming her door closed.
Yami:
It's closed!!?!?? I don't believe this!!! How is it closed!!???
Joey: Well uh Yami guess that's it for today-
Yami: MALIK!! (He roared.)
Malik: WHAT??!!!! (He snapped back.)
Joey: (*_*)
Yami: She's your sister shouldn't you know her museum's schedule by now, like what times it opens!?
Malik: Why and How the hell should I know!
Yami: ((O_O)) WHAT do you mean by that??? She's your SISTER! Must I spell it out for you!!!???!!!!
Malik: Yeah but we don't talk.
Joey: Hey um you guys?
Yami: What is it Joey? (Losing patience.)
Joey: It's uh dinner at home for me right now, can I eat?
Yami: No, wait another hour Joey. Just one more hour for today.
Joey: (-_-) Why not…
Malik: Well we could check the back doors to see if it's unlocked.
Yami: It's closed you psychotic idiot!
Joey: Um hey you guys?
Malik: You wanted to see my sister right?
Joey: Hello?
Yami: (Blushing.) N-No I wanted to see the carvings of my ancient path you concubine!
Joey: (Shivering.) Hey you guys!
Malik: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME YOU THIRD RATE RULER!?????????
Joey: (O_O) Hey-
Yami: (Smirking proudly.) You heard me, accept it.
Malik: How about you accept my fist up your ass!
Joey: Y-
Yami: I think it's time for someone's steroid dosage.
Joey: Will you both please just-
Malik: I'll take it as soon as you hand over the puzzle fool.
Yami: Yeah ri-
Joey: WILL YA BOTH JUST SHUT UP!!!!! LOOK!
Yami and Malik twirled around in unison, in the direction of the exit sign on Isis's museum. But the sign was currently crossed out… Instead bright red letters replaced what was once there.
Joey: Holy shit ya guys dat's freaky! (*_*)
Yami & Malik: (Staring in awe.) ((@))_((@))
Joey: (Swallowing hard.)
BATTLE CITY FINALIST AND FRIENDS BEWARE, YOU'RE IN FOR A SCARE.
Joey: Wow, glad dat doesn't mean me.
Yami: (-_-) Joey you're a friend and a finalist.
Joey: Oh…(*_*) OH!.........Well dat's not good.
Malik: Ha! Well I'm not a friend!
Yami: No but you were a participant all the same…Unless your this madman…err…woman!
Malik: IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR TO RA!
Yami: (-_-) You shouldn't swear to him.
Malik: Oh yeah you're probably right…
Joey: So uh what now?
Malik: Well why don't we ask the almighty Pharaoh?
Joey: Yami?
Yami: (Currently petrified.)
Malik: (--_--) Typical…
Joey: I'm not carrying him man.
Malik: I tell you what, how about we use one of my brilliant ideas for once?
Joey: And dat would be?
Malik: (-_-) Sigh………………………………RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey and Yami sweat dropped as Malik repeated the actions of Bakura earlier that day. Standing there all alone with each other, Yami and Joey did the only thing that seemed liable…They ran like hell too. (O_O)
Yami: I'm too old to die! Um young…um…I don't want to die!
Joey: (Gulp.) I'll tell ya what man, I'm not going to be the first here!!!!!
Yami: Well it's not going to be me Joey so stop running so fast!
Joey: No you slow down, you have the powers!
Yami: (O_O) That doesn't count!
Two black shadows stepped out of the alley, just as Yami, Malik, and Joey ran out of sight. Their faces were oddly covered in darkness, but a pencil stood out behind one of the shadow's faces, while the other wrote something down on a sheet of paper.
Yugi: Awe we missed them!
Ryou: I wanted to ask them what they thought of it.
Yugi: I have a feeling those three know less then what we know right now.
Ryou: I must say Yugi these warnings are becoming increasingly specific. We were both finalists, well along with our Yami's, and we also had friends who were finalists. What does this mean?
Yugi: An A+. (^_^)
Ryou: Huh? What did you say Yugi?
Yugi: Uh I said we're in a lot of danger and so are our friends. (0_0)
Ryou: Who would want to hold a grudge all the way from Battle City? That was so long ago.
Yugi: Not for this blood man.
Ryou: Speaking of which I'd like to know who came up with the name blood man, it sounds quite dumb to the ears.
Yugi: (O_O) I don't know but why do you feel that way Ryou if you don't mind me asking?
Ryou: Well I observed this warning and I took samples of the last. It's both paint.
Yugi: (Shrugs.) I dunno maybe it'll turn into blood.
Ryou: (O_O) BLOODY HELL!
Yugi: Uh never mind what I said Ryou, just ignore me. (-_-)
Ryou: (*_*) Um well Yugi I'm going home, I suppose I'll see you at school tomorrow, if Bakura hasn't burned the house down.
Yugi: Right, uh Ryou?
Ryou: Yes?
Yugi: Can we walk to a public street first?
Ryou: (Sweat drop.) Sure.
***Serenity POV***
You know I thought Barbie in Space was a great movie! I wonder why the boys didn't want to see it with me? Oh well they BOTH got to see what they wanted. Tristan went off in one direction and Duke in another. My movie ended 20 minutes ago and NOW their walking out? Does this count for spending time together? (-_-)
Tristan: Hey Serenity can I take you home now?
Duke: No me!!!
Tristan: Me!
Serenity: I can walk myself home thank you very much, Humph!
Duke & Tristan: HUMPH?????
Okay I admit I was upset. I'm not a doll they can maneuver whenever they feel! Doesn't my opinion count? I mean couldn't we just hang out for one day without arguing. We couldn't even decide on a movie together! I would've been more then happy to see one of their movies if they just decided on it! I'm just so sick of the arguing!
Well maybe I should tell them. I mean they deserve to know how I feel. I just, I guess don't want to hurt their feelings. I really like them both, so maybe I'm just scared I'll have to choose…between them. I don't like either of them like THAT yet, but I know anytime it could change. I couldn't imagine how it'd crush the other though.
Duke & Tristan: Serenity wait up! (They replied in unison.)
Serenity: (Wincing.)
Then again…
Serenity: Hey you guys-AW!!!! OMG!!!!!
Duke: What is it-AW!! WHAT THE HECK??!!!!
Tristan: What are you two staring at? Hey guys?
***Normal POV***
Duke and Serenity stared up in absolute horror at the huge DUEL MONSTER logo sign. Their jaws hung loosely, while their eyes dilated twice their normal size.
Tristan: WHAT?
"LOOK!"
Duke and Serenity turned Tristan's head for him using their bare hands, towards the sign painted over with large, bright red scripture.
THOSE WHOM I KNOW DUEL, IT SEEMS YOU BROKE MY SPECIAL RULE AND WELL YOU SCREWED THE WRONG FOOL, SO NOW LIFE'S GOING TO GET CRUEL.
YOURS TRULY, THE BLOOD MAN
Serenity: That's sick!
Duke: W-who wrote that!!?
Tristan: Hmm, someone's bad at rhyming.
Duke & Serenity: (O_O) Tristan…
Tristan: What?
Duke: I think we need to talk to the others.
Serenity: Yeah but it'll have to wait until tomorrow, I'm going home, I'm tired.
Duke & Tristan: Not alone you're not!
Serenity: (O_O) No problem there.
Zoeygirl: Well that's it for this one. So the mystery deepens. Hmmm, well can't reveal anything but if ya think ya have ideas just let me know, I just can't tell ya whether it's right or not. Sorry, I'm done revealing secrets. (^_^) Oh yeah! I have BlackBelt totally to thank for the parent idea. I remember getting some inspiration somewhere about mainly the dad thing, and it wasn't until she pointed it out that I realized it was one of Blackbelt's amazing stories! Really people check them out! (^_^) Anyways girl, sorry if it seemed like it was heading in that path. I had my own version of them, but I seriously MUST give you credit! It's all yours! (^_^)
Well good day to ya people!