NA: Sorry I made a small mistake on the Characters; Yuske is both the Criminologist and Dr Scott, sorry for any confusion!

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Chapter 4 Break

Kazuma: "Ok Keiko you can wake up now the curtain fell.Keiko?" Kazuma shook her slightly and then began to panic. " You guys! I think she really passed out!"

Urameshi ran onto the stage and shoved Kazuma away holding Keiko very protectively. Yuske: "Come on wake up."

Juri: "At this rate the show will never finish.."

Yuske: "Why don't you guys just shut up!"

Hiei glares at all of them but Yukina, furious about his part. " I could care less if we finish so scream all you want."

Yukina: "I'm sure she'll be fine.. I'll take care of her."

Kazuma: "But we can't shoot the next scene without her.."

Yukina: " Why don't you get a stand in for now?"

Yuske: "Who would stand in?"

Curtain rises on the new scene, Yuske is seen standing beside Kazuma, and Yuske's wearing a wet dress and a wig cursing under his breathe. "What about Shizuru she could've done it.but nooooo Hiei will only stay in this if its me.. damn little midget" He glared at Hiei who was stifling his laughter but suddenly glared back. " Would now be a good time to remind you that I can read minds Urameshi?" Hiei cocked an eyebrow and then turned his attention back to the play. " You're line." Urameshi took a deep breath and then pulled a Michael Jackson move, grabbing himself so his voice would rise.

Yuske: " I want to go home Kazuma.. Right now!"

Kazuma: " That would be rude! We'll only be here a little bit longer don't worry" He whispered as they backed away. The elevator in the other room suddenly lowered and opened where Karsue stepped out wearing a leather corset, black tights, and high heels, purple eye shadow and black lipstick.

Karsue: "How do you do." He began but soon this statement became the beginning of a song. " I see you've met my faithful handyman."He said nodding towards Ani. "He's just brought down because when you knocked.. he thought you were the candy man. "

Don't get strung out by the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Tran-sexual, Transylvania

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual

That's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie"

Kazuma: "I'm glad we caught you at home

Could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry"

Yuske: "Right!"

Kazuma: " We'll just say where we are

Then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry"

Karsue: "Well you got caught with a flat

Well how 'bout that

Well babies don't you panic

By the light of the night

It'll all seem all right

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Tran-sexual, Transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night" Karsue walked through the room swing
his body to his tune and then sat in the chair, immediately turning
sideways in it and swinging his legs over the arm. Ani, Atouko and
Hiei followed and sat around him in a protective manner.

Ani: "Night!"

Karsue: "Or maybe a bite"

Hiei: "Bite!"

Karsue: " I could show you my favorite obsession

I've been making a man

With blonde hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

Hit it! Hit it!

I'm just a sweet transvestite"

People: "Sweet Transvestite!"

Karsue: "From Tran-sexual"

People: "Transylvania"

Karsue: " So come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antici...pation

But maybe the rain

Isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause

But not the symptom "

Karsue got up and went to back to the elevator and rode it up. Leaving the couple once more in the hands of Ani. The curtain falls again. The giggling of Keiko immediately breaks the silence.

Keiko: "What are you wearing Yuske?!"