New Disclaimer: Do I own Y-G-O??? Let's say it together….NO!!!
Zoeygirl: Monkeys and Bananas!!! Monkeys and Bananas~!
Seto: (Backing up slowly.) ((O))__((O))
Zoeygirl: WHAT?? It's a song!
Seto: Yes and I'm a poor defenseless innocent boy.
Zoeygirl: (-_-) Funny.
Seto: I thought it was.
Zoeygirl: Okay well…uh I forgot what I was gonna say…but I'm so happy you guys liked the last chappie! (^_^) I know I sound like a broken record but it's true! Thank you SO much! (^)_(^)
Sb1: (Looks rather pale.) HOLY CRAP! I had no idea that, THAT was the person who I killed until you told me…(LOL!) (^_^) Um sorry I didn't mean to, but nevertheless it was amusing. (^__^)
Silver rose petal4: HEY! I'm glad you're enjoying this! (^_^) I know out of all of them this was like a desperate story but I think it's turned round somewhat. Anyways thanks a lot!
PrincessKara: Hey! Aw thank you so much! I mean I love it when people are being nice it means a lot, but if you're really being truthful then I'm VERY happy ya like it!! (^_^) That's my muse, girl! (Uh just in case ya don't know which ya probably do, muse means inspiration.) (^___________^)
Marik & Bakura lover: Hey glad you're enjoying the story! (^___^) Um but sadly this will be a Bakura/Tea. I'm sorry it's just I like that coupling. But uh if it helps this will be my last Bakura/Tea in a long while. (O_O)
Umiko Morimoto: (^__^) (Sticks finger in mouth innocently.) Is anyone else gonna be kidnapped?…OOHH I don't know…(^__^) MAHAHAHA!!
Corazon Negro: AWWW!! One of my favorite authors!!! AWW you reviewed my fict??? (O_O) Your stories rock!! Hey anyways don't worry about reviewing. I quit pressuring everyone to review a long while ago. I know its time consuming believe me. (*_*)
X- Hey actually I took you're advice. I'm gonna finish this story first b/c well I think it's easier. Though I do have my first chappie of my new story finished! (^_^) Hehehehe yay! Anyways I may not use your idea in this story, but it will come in handy for the next one. (Oh and believe me, I'll give ya full credit!) (^__^)
Pandora: Really good Tea/Bakura and Tea/Malik ficts? Hell yeah! Actually let me see here, Dark Chameleon, kaz (Ryou/Tea & Tea/Bakura) Aikenka, The Unbreakable Jade, Fox Spirit AKA Y.V, Corazon Negro, BakuraNoYami, and karigan are only some I can name at the top of my head. Uh check out my profile, I have them on both fav/, but theirs some I don't have on there that I forgot so yeah. But yep if you need more I can do a bit more thinking. (^_^) Anyways thanks for clearing that up for me earlier, I'll try to ease up on the cliffies!
Angelkohaku: OH! Okay I see. Well ya see…Yami likes Isis and well Malik's Isis' brother…so yeah its kind of odd with him and all not to mention he doesn't want Yami as a brother in law or anything. (Sweat drop.) Sorry about that. Hopefully that clears some things up.
Amber Myst: Hey! No of course not help yourself! (^_^) Hehehe I'm honored actually. Yep enjoy!! (^))_((^)
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Tea: Okay there's the light!
Tristan: Let's be careful. It could be a trap.
Malik: And exactly how have we been careful up to this point?
Tristan: Just some friendly advice. Jeez don't get your panties in a wrinkle.
Seto: (o))_((o) COUGH, COUGH!!
Yami: (Trips.) Tr-Tristan!
Bakura: (Sweat drop.)
Malik: (O_O)
Tea: Tristan?
Tristan: Yeah?
Tea: You know you're not talking to me this time right?
Tristan: Oh…Oh yeah……OH………ooohhh…oops. Sorry M-
Malik: YOU PENCIL HEAD!!!
Pow!!
Malik's knuckle connected with Tristan's jaw in little time. Tristan hit the floor with no more than a peep in response.
Malik: (Folding arms.) Anyone else want to say any smart remarks?
Duke: Serves you right.
Tristan: (Rubbing his cheek.) Thanks a lot BUDDY.
Duke: (Shrugging.) Anytime.
Yami: HUSH! Come on prepare yourselves! On the count of three we walk in!
Bakura: Way ahead of you Pharaoh. (Casually walking past him.)
Yami: HEY! Bakura!!
Bakura: What no Tomb Robber? I believe you actually said my name.
Yami: Well actually I said Ryou's last name but that's beside the point! Don't rush into things!
Bakura: I may do as I please.
Yami: You can't do as you please!
Bakura: I have been for 5000 years!
Yami: Not really.
Bakura: Really.
Seto: Alright I'll go in.
Everyone: WAIT!!
Seto Kaiba turned the knob without a second thought, as everyone charged into him in hopes to stop his decision. But it was too late. The group piled in right on top of Kaiba, forcing the door open and heaping through the door like an overstuffed closet spilling out.
Seto: (X)_(X) You idiots! Get off!
Tea: The BLOOD MAN! He's sitting right there! Joey look!
Joey: I don't wanna look Tea! (Covering his eyes.) MOMMY!!
Duke: Ow! You sicko!! Joey stop hugging me!! Oh this doesn't look right…(-_-)
Tea: OW! Get off Malik!
Malik: I'm trying as you can see!
Tea: I only see you rear in my face!!!!!!!
Malik: (0-0) (Face Fault.)
THAT'S MY LEG!
WELL THAT'S MY FOOT!
I DON'T CARE WHETHER IT'S A LEG OR A FOOT, GET OFF ME!
OW! HEY THAT'S CONNECTED TO MY SKULL MORON!
WELL DON'T PULL ON MY EARRING!
HEY SOMEONE'S HAND ISN'T WHERE IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE!
OH…HEHEHEHEHE THAT WAS ME.
HUH? (o_o) EWWW PERVERT!!!! (Whack)
OW!! SON OF A BIT-
HEY, DON'T YOU DARE GO ANY FARTHER WITH THAT COMMENT!
WHAT ARE YOU, HER SUGAR DADDY?
A SUGAR WHATTA?
NEVER MIND I FORGOT, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WOULD YOU?
IF SOMEONE DOESN'T GET OFF ME IN THE NEXT 2 SECONDS THERE'S GOING TO BE HELL TO PAY…
Mr. Baines: Um can I help you?
Everyone: (o_O) WHA-??????
The dog pile standing less than 4 feet away from a slightly lit up desk, peered up at the casually dressed young man. Tea's eyes drooped slightly, mesmerized by the blonde teacher before them.
Noisily and disturbing to Mr. Baines' eyes, the clumped up form untangled themselves standing up one leg at a time.
Mr. Baines: Um hello, what are you guys doing here?
Yami: We should be asking you the same question!!
Yami shot out pointing a stern finger straight at the blonde man's surprised face.
Duke: Yeah what are you doing here? BLOOD MAN!
Tristan: Yeah!
Joey: Double yeah's!
Everyone: YE-……Wait What??
Joey: Uh never mind.
Mr. Baines: (Sweat drop.) Um I work here.
Yami: Oh yes I forgot that.
Bakura: Why so late you liar?
Tea: Bakura!
Bakura: What!?
Mr. Baines: Well it isn't unusual for teachers to come on the weekend or stay out late on a weekday to grade papers, finish grades, and plan daily assignments ya know. It is our job. (He replied, rubbing the back of his head gleefully.)
Tea: I totally agree! (Nodding her head VERY fast.)
Bakura: Easy there Fido.
Tea: (-)_(-) (Turning red.)
Mr. Baines: (O_O) Besides I have more kids than any other teacher in the building, meaning I have twice as many assignments to grade. But may I ask what all of you are doing in here?
Seto: Humph that's confidential.
Mr. Baines: Is that so? Well you won't take it personal then if I call the police?
Seto: Do as you see fit.
Everyone: KAIBA!!!
Mr. Baines: Listen I don't mind if it isn't illegal…not that trespassing isn't already, but I'm curious…You're not searching for the Blood Man are you? (He laughed out loud.)
Joey: Uh…errr…Hehehehe of course not.
Malik: (Rolling his eyes.) We're doing…another report.
Mr. Baines: (Raising an eye.) OH? On what?
Malik: (Simply.) On Egypt.
Mr. Baines: Is that so?
Malik: Yes that's so.
Mr. Baines: Funny I haven't heard anything from any of the other teachers.
Malik: Well we have a private teacher. (He growled back between clenched teeth.)
Mr. Baines: Is that so?
Malik: (Snapping.) Yes That's So!
Tristan: Easy there Malik.
Joey: Shh Tristan. This is better than Jerry Springer! He can get under Malik's skin better than anyone else.
Mr. Baines: So what do you have to do on the project in that case?
Malik: On Egypt…
Mr. Baines: (-)_(-)
Everyone: (O_O) (Sweat drop.)
Malik: Uh…I mean a report and poster.
Bakura: (Staring back and forth between the two.)
Mr. Baines: The library and computers are closed after hours, why would you come here?
Malik: Because….they have books.
Mr. Baines: So do public libraries.
Malik: I don't care.
Mr. Baines: I do. Besides isn't there a curfew for all of you?
Malik: (Losing his temper.) Isn't there a curfew for you? I didn't hear anything about certain particular people allowed certain privileges!
Mr. Baines: (Blinking.) Hehehehe guess ya got me there! But the work needs to get done and I'm way behind. Besides I'm usually not frightened so easily.
Malik: Neither am I. (He said not amused.)
Bakura: Malik let it go.
Mr. Baines cocked an eyebrow at the blonde Egyptian boy, letting down his happy smile to a slight frown.
Y/M too raised an eyebrow. Something very familiar struck at his mind like a sign from heaven……or hell… Had he met this man before? It seemed so coincidental. He wondered, what was locked so far back in his memory that he wasn't able to recognize face from face?
Mr. Baines: Listen I think it's time for all of you to go home now.
Tea: We can't!!
Duke: Tea!
Seto: Let her talk. Maybe he will believe reason of truth.
Mr. Baines: What's wrong?
Tea: WE know the Blood Man's in here! We've received notes and it all points to here! (She yelled out, tears falling from her eyes.)
Mr. Baines: Okay calm down. Let's take this a bit slower. Now what's this about the Blood Man being here?
Yami: Some how this concerns us. I mean all of our friends and relatives were kidnapped. Only around us. Now we're running for our lives!
Seto: Correction…you're running for your lives, I'm here to find my brother.
Mr. Baines stood up, worry crossing over his gentle complexion as he stared from one serious, worried face to the next.
Mr. Baines: Well don't you think you should've gone to the police for this? (He asked somewhat disappointed.)
Tristan: They can't help us right now man! They wouldn't have been able to stop it!
Mr. Baines: I highly doubt that whoever is responsible for this mess is in our school. There's a better chance of him being right in your home or in your closet staring at you between the cracks then at the school with so many people.
Seto: I have a large home……………..
Joey: (X__X) EEEEEEEE!!!
Tea: (Twitch, twitch.)
Duke: (-__-) Nice one buddy.
Mr. Baines: (Sweat drop.) Okay, okay bad example. But do you really think-
Everyone: YES!!!!
Mr. Baines: Alright then. How about we look this school from top to bottom until your satisfied, okay?
Yami: (Folding his arms.)In every room?
Mr. Baines: In every room.
Tea: Until we're happy?
Mr. Baines: (Smiling.) Until you're happy.
Seto: Okay enough of the parenting speech. Let's quit talking and get going!
Mr. Baines: Always the persistent stern one huh Mr. Kaiba?
Seto: (Pausing.) What did you say?
Y/M: (Frowning.)
Mr. Baines: You strike me as that sort of person. Especially the way you act in my class.
Seto: (Thinking.) Yes I suppose. A teacher such as yourself should be happy in that case.
Mr. Baines: Oh but I am.
Joey: Okay…uh I'm hungry.
Tea: I have a Twinkie in my purse Joey if you want it.
Joey: Jeez Tea ya really know how to pack on da pounds huh?
Tea: (Nervously staring at Mr. Baines.) UH no silly!!! Of course I always carry one for you, you know that!!!
Joey: I do?
Tea: (Pulling Joey forward by the collar.) OF COURSE YOU DO! (She growled.)
Joey: (*)_* UH…y-yeah n-now I r-remember!!
Bakura: Childish apes.
Tea: You know Bakura I don't care what you are or what you can do rather, but 5000 years sometime or another you were an ape too, and wait a minute oh yeah! You're an ape now!
Bakura: (Snarling.) Shut up mortal girl!
Tea: Why don't you shut up mortal boy!
Bakura: (O_O) You-you can't call me mortal, MORTAL!
Tea: I just did mortal!
Yami: You know the teacher's standing right next to the both of you right?
Tea & Bakura: BE QUIET!
Yami: NO WAY MORTALS!
Tea: YOU'RE BOTH MORTALS! This has got to stop you guys!-
Seto: (Clamping a hand over her mouth.) I think that's enough from the both of you. Okay any other fellow human beings have something they want to get out in the open?
Mr. Baines: (Smiling.) I do! I was just wondering if all of you fellow mortals would like to start walking soon. (He said jokingly.)
Seto: (Not amused.) We will.
Mr. Baines: Um…hehe…alright then.
Tea: MMM! (*_*)
Seto: (Removing his hand.) Are you going to be a bit quieter from now on?
Tea: No! I want you to stop touching me every time I get mad!
Bakura: (o)_(O) W…T…F???
Joey: (Slowly pulling Tea away.) Sicko.
Seto: ((@)_((@) (A quite surprised expression.) What did you…say?
Tea: You heard me! At Isis' party you carried me off! Not cool Kaiba!
Yami: Kaiba what's-
Seto: NO! Don't you dare think any of that Yami!
Yami: (Sweat drop.)
Y/M: Okay I'm sick of hearing about Kaiba's romantic life. May we move now?
(LONG Silence…)
Everyone except Seto: (Anime Fall!)
Seto: (-_-) I'm transferring to another school if I ever get out of this. I swear on…my grave.
Joey: Me too! (^_^)
Seto: Can it canine.
***Malik's POV***
Was it dark? Did it scare me? Was this particular Ishtar scared? You bet your ass I am! (*_*)
(Sigh.) We've been walking for 35 minutes, checking the rooms, looking through closets, heck we even went into the basement! This is ridiculous! Dear Ra where the hell is my sister?! I'm going to burn this joker alive that's all I know…(-_-)
Y/M: 'You know I can hear your thoughts too.'
OH SHUT UP!
Y/M: (^)_(^) 'My, my what a temper. I suppose I was giving you too much credit as an aibou. You're as pathetic as the other two.'
And you're going back in the rod for the next 4 years if you don't put a cork in it! Besides Y/M you've been holding something from us haven't you? Come on tell! What have you been keeping from us?
Y/M: 'I have no idea what you're talking about…
(Pulling out the millennium rod.)
Y/M: 'Ahem alright. You're teacher seems very familiar to me. I have a feeling we have met before.'
That's it? That's the big secret?..................
Y/M: 'Please you sad distressed mortal, what would you have me say? Even I don't know everything. I'm only out here b/c you said someone was going to suffer. I'd like to be the first who inflicts the pain.'
You're a sick bastard you know that? I'm disgusted that you had to take the form of my body.
Y/M: 'Yes well that makes two of us.'
***Normal POV***
Tea: Hey Joey you've been awfully quiet.
Joey: Yeah well I don't really feel like talking.
Yami: Joey we will find them, don't worry.
Y/M: Yeah…dead hopefully.
Joey: (Trips.) Huh?
Yami: Shut your mouth you dirty spirit!
Y/M: (Shrugging.) I only speak the truth.
Bakura: And a lot of other lies to add onto that.
Tristan: Um does anybody realize Mr. Baines is like right here next to us…still?
Mr. Baines: Oh um…don't mind me. I can see all of you are a bit stressed out.
Y/M: No I'm not.
Duke: Hey this room's empty too.
Malik: Yes so is the janitor's closet.
Mr. Baines: Now believe me I know when someone's going over the edge.
Y/M: I'm not going over the edge weak mortal.
Mr. Baines: Okay whatever you say. But when you're ready to admit you're feelings then-
Y/M: I have no feelings.
Seto: Enough! I didn't come here to listen to some bubbly headed teacher and demented freak argue! Now just check the rooms! The sooner we catch him the sooner this will end tonight!
Tea: You know Kaiba you've been quiet too.
Seto: Oh now you're talking to me? Oh I see, you find that harmless until you find a reason to use that against me too. Humph or are you sexually insulted too?
Tea: (O)_(O) I-I-That's not what I meant Kaiba and you know it. Okay I'm sorry if you-
Seto: You know what? I think you've done enough talking.
Tea: (--_--) Fine be that way.
Seto: I have been for about 10 years now.
Tea: (sweat drop.)
Bakura: (Smirking.) Put you in your place huh Gardener?
Tea: You know you could just not say anything. I would've been fine with that.
Bakura: No of course not woman. I take pleasure in annoying the hell out of you.
Yami: That is enough! Stop arguing all of you! Do you not realize the situation that we are in!? Our loved ones are gone okay? We have become the prey here and nothing more, and what do you do about it? Make smart remarks. That's just brilliant really!
Bakura: The washed up Pharaoh is right. We must concentrate here.
Yami: Washed up Pharaoh? Who are you talking about you worthless piece of-
Mr. Baines quickly covered Yami's mouth, catching the angry spiky haired Pharaoh completely off guard.
Yami: MMM!
Bakura: (Sweat drop.)
Mr. Baines: Okay I think that's enough…um Pharaoh…
Yami: Let me talk! My word goes you hear me!?
Mr. Baines: It has always been that way hasn't it?
Yami: Yes it-Wait what was that?
Mr. Baines: (Smiling.) You've always been that way in my class.
Yami: Oh…I thought you meant something else. O…kay I…guess we should keep moving then.
***Y/M POV***
Hmm how strange. Every remark or comment that comes out of that man's mouth perceives a meaning to something. I don't like it. This man acts way too calm for my liking. None of the others notice it either. His fake smile and those deceiving eyes cannot fool me. No, they rather annoy me. I don't like him. I don't like any of this. My temper's really rather running low right now. Ugh and when I find this copycat…he will pay the ultimate price by my rules.
As for the rest of these fools, I could care less if they died or not. Even that look-alike of mine can burn in hell for all I care. They ruined my chances of victory all of them! Now it is my turn to…um…actually I forgot…what I was planning to do again? Uh why was I mad in the first place? Yes I know they did something wrong, uh at least to me. Aw shit I forgot! I can't get revenge on anyone without a proper reason. (O)+(O)
Eh oh well I can take it out on this Blood Man and use one of the idiots excuses for right and justice and all that crap…(^_^)
Hmm what's strange about all of this isn't the bubbly headed moron. No, it seems far more disturbing then that. I feel another presence in this school…one that is up to mischief I believe…even that isn't too surprising. What turns my blood is that it feels like more than one. Bastards…I don't care….I'll kill them all!!!!
***Normal POV***
Y/M: MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Malik: Hey darker half!
Y/M: What is it now mini-me?!!
Malik: (-_-) You're doing it again.
Everyone: (Sweat drop.) (-)_(-)
Y/M: (O_O) Oh….sorry then…
Zoeygirl: Well what did ya think? Eh it was a little more out there but uh…not by much? Hey um just a heads up the Blood Man WILL BE revealed next chappie!! Okay? So any final hints or guesses…well guess away! (^_^)
OH!! I forgot! One final hint! This is the last one and hopefully this'll make up for my cliffies and so forth. Okay ready?
Most of ya are half right I'll give ya that much, and at the same time you're ALL wrong!!!! (^_^) MAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Okay……that made no freaking sense whatsoever….uh just ignore me. I'm gonna go um…get some fresh air. (-_-) Lord knows I need it……Anyways have a GREAT THANKSGIVING! (^_^) SEE YA!