Disclaimer: I Don't own Y-G-O.OKAY? (^__^)
Zoeygirl: Hey there! How are ya? Good I hope! (^__^) Okay I know I must've either ticked people off, confused people, or just.WHAT THE HECK??? Type attitude. But hey um that was the plan. (^_^) I love getting different reactions! But in all seriousness that WAS NOT THE END. I think a lot of people thought that it was. Hehehehe I apologize if it wasn't stated in the last chapter or something.
Oh yeah I almost forgot.SHADI is Mr. Baines. I had a few questions about who Mr. Baines is. Hope that cleared it up. (^_____^)
Esopha: Hey what the heck are you apologizing for??! Okay yeah I know not the best ending or it didn't come off the best but when I ask for honest opinions I don't mean apologizing for it afterwards! I took in your words and agree with what ya have to say. So don't sweat it! (^_^) No it's not my best work and it probably gave a look of WHAT, but I'm glad you told me so I'm not second guessing it all. Hopefully you'll like this Chappie a bit more, I hope. (-_-) Hehehehe no JUST joking! (^)_(^) Actually the Seto part I know was mushy and I meant it to be b/c I mean that's how I'd figure it if they somewhat bonded and their lives were on the line including family members and friends if something wasn't done. So I think at the most extreme he MIGHT do something like that, but yeah. Anyways, (Pat on the back.) For telling me the facts! (^_____^)
ANYWAYS THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS!!! I LOVED THEM ALLL. (ALL OF THEM!) Do I sound like I'm too perky or what? (Jeez talk about your Novocain. --_--)
Yugi backed away from the door, towards the other side where Isis, Serenity, Ryou and the others were waiting. His eyes stressed the reality of fear for only a brief second, but it was enough for the others to know that they were dealing with some extremely ticked off people.
Yugi: Okay.Y-Yami don't you think you should calm down?
Yami: (O_o) Calm..DOWN? After everything you've done to us.you.want.ME to calm down??!! You're joking am I right? I mean you HAVE to be since you WERE joking about this entire little Blood Man ordeal as well! (He neared closer to the door.)
Yugi: Yami you guys were always arguing, and ahem, a couple other people I'm not naming names were always either seeking revenge or trying to kill someone so we had to do something! (Stepping back further inside the room.)
Yami: Oh so after all this time it was only THEN that you felt revenge was necessary!!! EH!??
Yugi: (Sweating nervously.) N-no.I mean YES! I mean NO! UH.....
Yami: Well which is it my little aibou!!!!!!!!??? (He asked quite un-Yami like.)
Bakura: (Whispering.) Well this is getting creepy.
Malik: (Nodding numbly.)
Shadi: (Clearing his throat.) Well Pharaoh I think-
Yami: DON'T YOU DARE THINK!! (He shot out a finger pointing directly to Shadi.)
Shadi: (Sweat drop.) Excuse...me? (*)__(*)
Yugi: (U_U)
Yami: Your thinking is what got us into this entire mess!
Shadi: But we're not in a mess. You just happened to get quite a scare by your fellow friends.
Joey: Hey baldy!
Shadi: (Cocking an eyebrow.)
Joey: Or should I say Mr. Baines. Why don't ya just put a cork in it already!
Shadi: (-_-) I'm still considered your teacher by the board of education mind you.
Joey: (O))_((O) Uh..
Tristan: Forget this! Come here you little white haired weirdo!!! (He yelled charging for a diluted Pegasus.)
Pegasus stared from side to side before letting out a silent "ME" and pointing to himself innocently Once Again.
Yugi saw the trouble they were in and quickly closed the door, locking it as soon as he heard the click. Mai and Ryou wasted no time pushing the large sofa Ryou was laying on, right in front of the large rickety door, while Serenity stared at the entire scene clueless.
Joey: LET US IN!!
Mai: You need to calm down Joey! (She yelled through the door.)
Joey: I AM CALM!!!
Mai: (Holding her breath.)
Serenity: (Sweat drop.) Uh.Is my brother upset with us?
Mai: No he's just being his stupid self again, showing off.
Serenity: Oh okay.
Joey: (POUNDING on the door.) Stupid??? When I get through this door I'm gonna show you how STUPID I really am!!!!
Mai: Idiot.....(U__U)
Serenity: (Wide eyed.) Maybe..we should let them in.
On the other side, Tristan, Joey and Yami were banging angrily against the old rotting wood. Obviously it did not cross their mind to attack Rishid and Shadi, who were mindlessly standing right behind them. AHEM, of course Tea, Bakura, Malik, and Duke had seen them and now um.were advancing on them.
Rishid: Now Malik.let us sit and talk this over. No need to get flustered over something so demeaning.
Malik: Talk about this eh? Oh but I thought you didn't want to talk to me remember?
Rishid: (Looking from side to side nervously.) I..
Malik: Well why don't you talk this over when you recover!!!
Malik shot out, kicking the taller man square in the shin. Rishid let out a howl of pain before dropping to all fours, his eyes stretching out wider than humanly possible.
Shadi stared at the fallen man in horror, his jaw dropping in an instant. He raised his head slowly, a nervous drop of sweat rolling down his unusually shiny head.
Shadi: (o))_((o) WELL..I suppose we'll talk about this some other time. Goodbye now.
None of the others had a chance to ring his neck, because in the next second he was gone.
Bakura: That sissy bastard!!! And to think I was worried he'd do something if I killed anyone.
Malik: (Eyeing his friend.) But you did.
Bakura: (Covering Malik's mouth.) SHHH!
Malik: (*O)_(O*) MMMMM!!!!
Bakura: (Looking around.) Now, now let's not jinx it okay?
Malik: (---____---)
Oblviouse to anyone, Rishid stumbled on all fours, making his way carefully to a turning point in the hallway. "They need help.all of them."
Isis: ...
Mai: ...
Ryou: ....
Serenity: ..
Yugi: ...
Pegasus: Do you think their calm now? I'd like to laugh at them some more. (^_^)
They only stared.
Pegasus: Or not.
Yugi: (Sigh.) Their going to have to listen to us sooner or later.
Isis: You know.the sun's going to be rising soon.
Serenity: Um maybe their asleep.
Ryou: Right they could be!
Bakura: You're going to have to open this door sooner or later!!! (He warned his voice icy cold.)
Yami: And when you do.
Joey: KUPOWEEEE!!!
Serenity and Ryou: (LARGE sweat drop.)
Mai: (Blinking.)
Yugi: (o__O)
Isis: (Rubbing her temples.) Didn't think they would take it so hard.
Pegasus: My, my, do they sound mad. (He replied somewhat merrily.) Hmm, why are you so quiet boy?
Mokuba sat there, just a bundle of black hair. He opened his mouth, about to speak when a voice rang out.
Seto: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT MOKUBA AND I MEAN IT!!! WHEN THIS DOOR FLIES OPEN, YOU AND I ARE GOING HOME FOR A LONG DISCUSSION!
Mokuba: (Nose Bleed.) ()
Pegasus: Oh I see now.Sorry boy, I guess Kaibaboy is still quite sore.
Seto: You're dead you freak of nature!
Pegasus: Oh my looks like I'm dead too. (He smiled.)
Mokuba: (Jaw hanging open as he scooted as far as possibly from ahem, Pegasus.)
Isis: Anyone for some coffee?
Everyone: ME.
Isis: (Placing the cup down.) Then help yourself.
Everyone: ...(Sweat drop.) ....
Isis: We're going to have to wait until they relax.
Tea: I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO MESS WITH A WOMAN DURING THE WRONG TIME OF THE MONTH!!!!!!! (She screamed with sounds of people restraining her in the back.)
Mai, Serenity, & Isis: OHHhhhhh. (They said in unison glancing at each other.)
Joey: Tea put dat down!!!
POW!
Joey: AYIIIEE!
Tea: Don't ever tell me to put things down Joey Wheeler!
Seto: Shut up Gardener- Okay.....that was my shin if you didn't realize it.
Tea: Oh I did!
Yami: Tea leave this to-
(Silence.)
Ryou, Isis, and the others stood impatiently, their ears against the door anxiously awaiting Yami to finish his sentence. This was getting interesting. They were excited to know what would happen next. Or nervous....
Ryou: What's going on-
Everyone: SHHH.
(Silence.)
Pegasus: Well maybe the little brunette finally calmed down. (He said warily.)
Yami: OH DEAR RA SOMEBODY HELPPPPPPP!!!!
Tristan: TEA, COME ON PUT IT DOWWWNNNNN!!!!
Duke: OOF!
Tea: Stop ordering me around!!
Malik: Bakura, for Ra sakes hold her!
Bakura: I've been trying for the past 5 minutes idiot!!
Everyone else: (Freaked to say the least.)
Malik: You're not doing a good job!!!!!!
Bakura: DON'T TELL ME I'M NOT B/C I AM!!
Malik: Well why did she just bite my nose you Baka!!!
Bakura: How the hell do I know, maybe that's her way of saying she likes you!
Malik: (Grinding his teeth.) No, the girl likes you!!!!
Bakura: (Growling.) No she doesn't!
Tea: YES I DO BAKURA-oh never mind.
Bakura: (Blinking.)
Malik: (Rubbing his nose.) There, you see?
Pegasus: (Dropping his wine glass.)
Serenity: Okay maybe we should wait just a bit longer.
Everyone: (Nodding.) 5:00 in the morning, there was no sign of life. Isis toddled over to the coffee machine once more her golden necklace rubbing against her neck annoyingly. They hadn't heard a peep from them for an hour and a half.
Ryou: (Laying down.) Maybe, their finally relaxing..
Mai: Yes and maybe pigs can fly.
Ryou: (0_0) Uh I don't think so Mai.
Mai: It was sarcasm Ryou.
Ryou: (Embarrassed.) Oh of course.
Yugi: Well maybe they left. It doesn't surprise me.
Mai: Serenity what do you think?
Serenity was asleep on the floor, need anyone say more?
Mai: (Sweat drop.) OK.
Pegasus: Well maybe they went off looking for Shadi. (Stumbling a bit as he stood up.)
Mai: Easy there on the wine, buddy.
Ryou: Well mates, maybe-
Isis: Maybe their asleep on the floor like Serenity is.
Yugi: You think so Isis?
Isis: I know so Yugi. (She replied simply, standing in the middle of the open door.)
Yugi, Mai, Ryou and a drunken Pegasus stood up and wobbled towards Isis, who stared down at the snoring bodies one after the other.
Serenity: (Rubbing her eyes.) W-what's going on you guys?
"Their asleep"
Serenity: (Stretching.) Oh so was I. So sorry.
Isis: No I mean them. See.
Mai: Well what are we going to do with the buffoons and she-devil here?
Yugi: Um just let them sleep maybe?
Pegasus: (Sipping his wine.) Wait just a second Yugiboy, I have an idea in mind.
Isis: 'Oh Ra help us all.' (Rolling her eyes.)
Yugi: (-_-) I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me that.
Pegasus: What, Yugi?
Yugi: Yes! I mean No-I mean no BOY in that word when you say it.
Pegasus: Okay Yugi-..
Yugi: (Eyeing him annoyingly.) ...
Pegasus: (Staring around innocently.) BOY!
Yugi: HEY! I just told you-
Pegasus: No, you said you didn't want BOY added to your name so I didn't. It is two words if you didn't realize it.
Yugi: ((u))___((u))
Isis: (Rubbing her head.) Okay Pegasus what was your idea please.
Pegasus: Oh yes of course. My plan is this. We take their meager little bodies, place them on the couch inside and we have a nice long talk with them.
Everyone: That's it?
Pegasus: They'll be tied up of course.
"OH okay! That's better."
"Yeah I thought he meant without any restraints."
"Yes me too."
Pegasus: (--_--) Okay if you're quite done now could we finish this up perhaps. I do have a business to run mind you.
One by one, the others began moving the sleeping forms to the room, placing them on the floor and couch, and then bounding their bodies tightly with rope they found in the Janitors closet.
Ryou: Oh I guess I'll carry Tea over.
Mai: Oh no you don't!
Ryou: (o_o) Mai please, I'm not a pervert like some of the others sleeping here.
Mai: Yeah I know Ryou. But trust me I think you should let me. Serenity you can help too!
Serenity: Um sure.
Pegasus: (x_X) OOOF, I think Kaibaboy is packing on a couple pounds here.
Mokuba: (Silent.) ((*___*))
Pegasus: Hey boy, why don't you come over here and give us a hand alright? (He smiled um strangely.)
Mokuba: (-_-) 'Only if you don't smile at me again.' (He thought to himself.)
Yugi: How are they not waking up from any of this?
Isis: (Yawn.) They haven't slept for nearly two days. I'm getting that impression. (She smiled widely.)
Pegasus: You know my dear Mai, you're a striking resemblance to my late wife. How coincidental.
Mai: Get away from me. (-_-)
Pegasus: Okay then. (Walking away.)
Yugi: Well I think that's all of them.
Rishid: Good are they all tied up?
Yugi: Yeah-HEY! I thought you ran off?
Rishid: I hid in your locker.
Yugi: (0_0) Huh?
Isis: Ignore him, let's just close the door and wait for them to stir. Then we can have a nice long-
Joey: HEY WHY AM I TIED UP!!!?? AWWW YAMI HELPPP!!!!
Isis: ..Talk.(-_-)
Everyone: (Jumping a mile up in the air.)
Ryou: I think their waking up.
Malik: Bakura move over, your butt's in my face!
Bakura: No it's not!
Malik: Yes it is!!!
Yami: No Malik he's right it's not.
Malik: Excuse me Pharaoh?
Yami: B/c it's in my face! (Pushing the body back.)
Bakura: Ow, those are my ribs!
Yami: Good.
Seto: I demand that you let me go! Believe me, when I get revenge it isn't pretty!!!! Release me now! MOKUBA!
Mokuba: (Freaking out.) Uh...
Isis: No Mokuba, your brother can wait just like all the others.
Tea: KAIBA!
Seto: Mokuba I'm not playing. (He shot out icily, as if he were talking to Yami.)
Tea: I'm not either Kaiba! Now move your cape from off my face and then you can complain all you want! I'm almost sure I'm allergic to this fabric!
Seto: Then suck in and hold your breath Gardener my arms are bound.
Tea: A-CHOU!
Seto: Oh great now she coughs to prove her point.
Tea: (Sniffing.) I'm not joking Kaiba.
Bakura: OH for Ra sakes I'll do it!
Tea: AW!!! Bakura what are you doing?!
Bakura: Pulling it off, what does it look like woman!
Tea: WITH your teeth???
Bakura: What? My hands are tied too!
Duke: But who?
"We did." Replied a voice from above. The bound bodies peered up at the shadowed faces hovering over them calmly, a look of seriousness written across their faces.
Mai: Now are you guys ready to talk or what?
They only looked at each other and nodded in return. It was going to be a long morning.
A FEW HOURS LATER.
Yami: (Sitting on the couch.) Ahem, so let me get this straight, it wasn't until after Isis' party did you decide to pull this thing off, with the help of Shadi, who also wanted to do something like this in hopes to bring us closer...together? 'How pathetic.' And when Isis was brought in on the scheme, so was Rishid. And then it was only shortly after that, that you got Mai in on the scheme as well am I right?
Isis: That is correct.
Yami: And you had Mai write all those awful-Ahem.notes, which is why she went missing from the beginning, b/c you called her asking her if she would like to help, since of course you knew she would love to do something to the GUYS.
Mai: Well yeah.I mean it's great to hear you guys squeal for a change. Besides I'm taking this new poetry class sp I really put in my part huh?
"Crickets chirping."
Mai: (-_-) Your silence is much appreciated.
Serenity: I agree. (Smiling.)
Duke & Tristan: YES ME TOO!
Everyone only stared. (O...O)
Duke & Tristan: What?
Seto: (Cocking an eyebrow.) It just dawned on me. Mai, you were the girl in the car that drove by that day am I right?
Mai: Huh? Oh yeah I was picking up supplies for this room. I mean once you get kidnapped you can't really just walk out in the day time where everyone can see your lifeless body, ya know? (She laughed.)
Ryou: Yeah we stayed here until we knew that there wasn't anyone around which we had Rishid and Shadi to help with mind you. (Smiling sweetly.)
Bakura: (Rolling his eyes.) So you knew about this aibou?
Ryou: Uh not from day one no. Actually the day uh before I got kidnapped was when I received an anonymous call and it went from there.
Bakura: (Mumbling.) Yeah well we'll see where it takes us at home when I stop by the department store and pick up a new bat MIND YOU.
Ryou: (Pulling at his collar.) Hehehe..
Tea: But what about the others like Yugi, Serenity, Mokuba, and Pegasus? I mean were they in on it too?
Serenity: Who, us? Oh no. They had to drag us back here and then explain the entire thing. Actually it was Isis who took me and then she and Shadi rushed me back here explaining everything. It kinda took me by shock I guess and it did make me angry.
Duke: (Glaring.) Yeah I'll bet what a lousy thing to do to us.
Tristan: Hell yeah.
Serenity: But then they reminded me of the constant jibber-jabber between Duke and Tristan, and then my brother always starting fights up with Kaiba over there, well it made me so mad! (She said innocently.)
Tristan & Duke: (Looking rather guilty at the moment.) W. H. A. T..????
Joey: (Standing up.) BUT SIS!
Yugi: Yeah it was the same with me.
Mokuba: Me too, after I realized that of all the people it was Yugi who caught me off guard.
Seto: What?
Yugi: (Stepping back.) Uh Kaiba remember, pretend.
Seto: (Glaring grimly.)
Joey: What? But Yugi that person looked really tall. I mean ya had to have been on stilts or something.
Yugi: (_...
Tea: What? What's wrong?
Bakura stared at the brunette, his eyes furrowed and his jaw hanging slightly open.
Tea: WHAT?
Malik: So are we done now?
Isis: (Sigh.) Yes I suppose I'll meet you home, I'm going to clean up some.
Joey: Yeah I'm going. (He mumbled with a jolly Serenity behind him.)
Serenity: Bye you guys!
Joey: Serenity why did ya do dis to me!!?? (He whined just as the door closed.)
They could hear the arguing and bickering even after the brother and sister were halfway down the hallway.
Rishid: I think I shall stay here and assist Isis.
Mai: You don't want to go home?
Rishid: Not while the master is there.
Mai: (Sweat drop.) I see your point babe.
Rishid: 'Babe.?????'
Tea: I think.I'm going to head home too. (She replied shakily.)
Isis: Tea, are you alright.
Tea: No not really. You scared us almost to death.
Bakura: Humph, you're a weak girl.
Tea: That was somewhat random.
Bakura: So is this, we're going home now. (He snapped.)
Tea & Isis: (o))_((o) What?????
Bakura: You heard me. (He mumbled.)
Tea: Oh uh do you mean you want to walk me home?
Bakura: Yes that's what I said.
Tea: (Sweat drop.) O.KAY sure.
Ryou: Well I'll meet you at the house then.
Bakura: You bet your filthy mortal ass you will! We're going to-
Ryou: (Stiffening.) Have a long talk?
Bakura: No. The last time I checked torture didn't involve words..well unless you count the screams.
Ryou: (Swallowing.) S-s-sure.
Duke: Well that was unusual.
Tristan: (Sigh.) Why?
Duke: Tea Gardener being walked home by the evil spirit of the ring.
Tristan: (--..--) Really? I thought anything was possible.
Duke: Well now it is.
With a heavy yawn, Duke glanced once more around him, sighing in frustration.
"I'm going home." He replied all too dully.
"Me too." Tristan spoke up, catching up with dice boy on the run.
Duke: Why are you following me? We're not THAT good of friends.
Tristan: Yeah I know but I just want to make sure you're not following Serenity home.
Duke: (Stops, while Tristan walks by.) H-huh?
Tristan: (Smirking as he stopped too.) Hehehe don't think I've let down my guard.
Duke: (Narrowing his eyes.) She's mine!
Tristan: (Running down the hall.) Not if I get to her first!
Duke: Yeah well we'll see about that King Kong! (Running.)
Tristan: (Red.) And what the heck is that suppose to mean chicken little!!!?
Duke: (Cherry red.) CHICKEN LITTLE!!?
Mai: (Sigh.) I didn't even have time to say goodbye.
Yugi: To who, Duke and Tristan?
Mai: (@_@) No to Joey! He just walked off.
Yugi: Uh I think their really, REALLY mad at us.
Mai: THAT mad huh? How can you tell?
Yugi: B/c Yami's still glaring at me like.that.
Yami: ()
Mai: (Gulp.) Oh..well then. Uh they should get over it I mean it's a weekend day so they'll act as if nothing ever happened.
Yugi: I don't think so. Besides, uh you did hear what Bakura did right?
Mai: (Shaking her head.) No what?
Yugi: He killed some kid.
Mai: (Snow white.) Ohhhhhhhh...well that's not good.
Isis: (Sipping coffee.) Yes Shadi ran off too soon but by tomorrow he will be aware of the events.
Mai: Uh...OH. He's in trouble.
Yugi: (*_*) Uh what about the kid who's actually dead?
Mai: Well what about Bakura?
Yugi: (--_--) Never mind.
Mai: Okay then.
Yugi: Yami ready to-
Yami: I'm not talking to you at the moment. (He stifled, not bothering to look at Yugi.)
Yugi: (Shrugging.) Fine then, suit yourself.
Mai: Psst, Yugi you're just going to shrug it off just like that?
Yugi: Oh he'll get over it.
***At Yugi's House***
"Ahem, Dear Yugi's JOURNAL!
What the hell have you been teaching that kid!? I mean honestly why would you have him pull such a dirty sick trick!? First chance I get maybe now, or maybe years from now I'm going to burn you in the darkest fires of this earth!! Yeah you heard me!!! I hate you, you stupid piece of crumbled paper tied together by some piece of cheap string!!! You keep that aibou up for hours at night while I TRY to sleep!! Don't think I'm not reading you because I am!!!! I'm on to you do you hear me!!!!!!"
Yami pounded the last exclamation point onto the piece of notebook paper, literally breaking the tip of it in the process. With every wrinkle curled into a look of hate, he threw down the pencil and stared down at his handy work. He was satisfied.
Yugi: Oh I see your home, what are you doing?
Yugi peered down over the somewhat surprised Pharaoh, who's eyes wandered to the book and back to little Yugi. Oh boy. (O______O)
Yami: Uh......
Yugi: YAMI THAT'S MY JOURNAL!!!
Yami: It's possessed you hear me!!!!! BODY SNATCHER!!
Yugi: Give that back Yami!!
Yami: No it must burn!!!!
Grandpa: Hey what's going on up here? Where have the two of you been- OOOFFFF!!!!!!!
Yami: Out of my way Grandpa, this book needs to burn!!! It has done awful things to Yugi!!!!!
Yugi: Yami what the heck is the matter with you!!!???
Yami: In the name of Ra it ends today!!!!!
Yugi: (Pausing.) Okay.maybe he is still mad.
Grandpa nodded his head slowly from the ground, a dazed look in his eye and chicks floating wildly around his head.
TA-DAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Zoeygirl: Hey WAZ UP!! Okay well I expect at the MOST two more chappies so hope you enjoyed. This took me awhile to write so sorry for it. Anyways by all means this IS NOT THE END!! (^_^) With that said have a pleasant day..Ta-Ta!
Zoeygirl: Hey there! How are ya? Good I hope! (^__^) Okay I know I must've either ticked people off, confused people, or just.WHAT THE HECK??? Type attitude. But hey um that was the plan. (^_^) I love getting different reactions! But in all seriousness that WAS NOT THE END. I think a lot of people thought that it was. Hehehehe I apologize if it wasn't stated in the last chapter or something.
Oh yeah I almost forgot.SHADI is Mr. Baines. I had a few questions about who Mr. Baines is. Hope that cleared it up. (^_____^)
Esopha: Hey what the heck are you apologizing for??! Okay yeah I know not the best ending or it didn't come off the best but when I ask for honest opinions I don't mean apologizing for it afterwards! I took in your words and agree with what ya have to say. So don't sweat it! (^_^) No it's not my best work and it probably gave a look of WHAT, but I'm glad you told me so I'm not second guessing it all. Hopefully you'll like this Chappie a bit more, I hope. (-_-) Hehehehe no JUST joking! (^)_(^) Actually the Seto part I know was mushy and I meant it to be b/c I mean that's how I'd figure it if they somewhat bonded and their lives were on the line including family members and friends if something wasn't done. So I think at the most extreme he MIGHT do something like that, but yeah. Anyways, (Pat on the back.) For telling me the facts! (^_____^)
ANYWAYS THANKS FOR THE REVIEWS!!! I LOVED THEM ALLL. (ALL OF THEM!) Do I sound like I'm too perky or what? (Jeez talk about your Novocain. --_--)
Yugi backed away from the door, towards the other side where Isis, Serenity, Ryou and the others were waiting. His eyes stressed the reality of fear for only a brief second, but it was enough for the others to know that they were dealing with some extremely ticked off people.
Yugi: Okay.Y-Yami don't you think you should calm down?
Yami: (O_o) Calm..DOWN? After everything you've done to us.you.want.ME to calm down??!! You're joking am I right? I mean you HAVE to be since you WERE joking about this entire little Blood Man ordeal as well! (He neared closer to the door.)
Yugi: Yami you guys were always arguing, and ahem, a couple other people I'm not naming names were always either seeking revenge or trying to kill someone so we had to do something! (Stepping back further inside the room.)
Yami: Oh so after all this time it was only THEN that you felt revenge was necessary!!! EH!??
Yugi: (Sweating nervously.) N-no.I mean YES! I mean NO! UH.....
Yami: Well which is it my little aibou!!!!!!!!??? (He asked quite un-Yami like.)
Bakura: (Whispering.) Well this is getting creepy.
Malik: (Nodding numbly.)
Shadi: (Clearing his throat.) Well Pharaoh I think-
Yami: DON'T YOU DARE THINK!! (He shot out a finger pointing directly to Shadi.)
Shadi: (Sweat drop.) Excuse...me? (*)__(*)
Yugi: (U_U)
Yami: Your thinking is what got us into this entire mess!
Shadi: But we're not in a mess. You just happened to get quite a scare by your fellow friends.
Joey: Hey baldy!
Shadi: (Cocking an eyebrow.)
Joey: Or should I say Mr. Baines. Why don't ya just put a cork in it already!
Shadi: (-_-) I'm still considered your teacher by the board of education mind you.
Joey: (O))_((O) Uh..
Tristan: Forget this! Come here you little white haired weirdo!!! (He yelled charging for a diluted Pegasus.)
Pegasus stared from side to side before letting out a silent "ME" and pointing to himself innocently Once Again.
Yugi saw the trouble they were in and quickly closed the door, locking it as soon as he heard the click. Mai and Ryou wasted no time pushing the large sofa Ryou was laying on, right in front of the large rickety door, while Serenity stared at the entire scene clueless.
Joey: LET US IN!!
Mai: You need to calm down Joey! (She yelled through the door.)
Joey: I AM CALM!!!
Mai: (Holding her breath.)
Serenity: (Sweat drop.) Uh.Is my brother upset with us?
Mai: No he's just being his stupid self again, showing off.
Serenity: Oh okay.
Joey: (POUNDING on the door.) Stupid??? When I get through this door I'm gonna show you how STUPID I really am!!!!
Mai: Idiot.....(U__U)
Serenity: (Wide eyed.) Maybe..we should let them in.
On the other side, Tristan, Joey and Yami were banging angrily against the old rotting wood. Obviously it did not cross their mind to attack Rishid and Shadi, who were mindlessly standing right behind them. AHEM, of course Tea, Bakura, Malik, and Duke had seen them and now um.were advancing on them.
Rishid: Now Malik.let us sit and talk this over. No need to get flustered over something so demeaning.
Malik: Talk about this eh? Oh but I thought you didn't want to talk to me remember?
Rishid: (Looking from side to side nervously.) I..
Malik: Well why don't you talk this over when you recover!!!
Malik shot out, kicking the taller man square in the shin. Rishid let out a howl of pain before dropping to all fours, his eyes stretching out wider than humanly possible.
Shadi stared at the fallen man in horror, his jaw dropping in an instant. He raised his head slowly, a nervous drop of sweat rolling down his unusually shiny head.
Shadi: (o))_((o) WELL..I suppose we'll talk about this some other time. Goodbye now.
None of the others had a chance to ring his neck, because in the next second he was gone.
Bakura: That sissy bastard!!! And to think I was worried he'd do something if I killed anyone.
Malik: (Eyeing his friend.) But you did.
Bakura: (Covering Malik's mouth.) SHHH!
Malik: (*O)_(O*) MMMMM!!!!
Bakura: (Looking around.) Now, now let's not jinx it okay?
Malik: (---____---)
Oblviouse to anyone, Rishid stumbled on all fours, making his way carefully to a turning point in the hallway. "They need help.all of them."
Isis: ...
Mai: ...
Ryou: ....
Serenity: ..
Yugi: ...
Pegasus: Do you think their calm now? I'd like to laugh at them some more. (^_^)
They only stared.
Pegasus: Or not.
Yugi: (Sigh.) Their going to have to listen to us sooner or later.
Isis: You know.the sun's going to be rising soon.
Serenity: Um maybe their asleep.
Ryou: Right they could be!
Bakura: You're going to have to open this door sooner or later!!! (He warned his voice icy cold.)
Yami: And when you do.
Joey: KUPOWEEEE!!!
Serenity and Ryou: (LARGE sweat drop.)
Mai: (Blinking.)
Yugi: (o__O)
Isis: (Rubbing her temples.) Didn't think they would take it so hard.
Pegasus: My, my, do they sound mad. (He replied somewhat merrily.) Hmm, why are you so quiet boy?
Mokuba sat there, just a bundle of black hair. He opened his mouth, about to speak when a voice rang out.
Seto: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT MOKUBA AND I MEAN IT!!! WHEN THIS DOOR FLIES OPEN, YOU AND I ARE GOING HOME FOR A LONG DISCUSSION!
Mokuba: (Nose Bleed.) ()
Pegasus: Oh I see now.Sorry boy, I guess Kaibaboy is still quite sore.
Seto: You're dead you freak of nature!
Pegasus: Oh my looks like I'm dead too. (He smiled.)
Mokuba: (Jaw hanging open as he scooted as far as possibly from ahem, Pegasus.)
Isis: Anyone for some coffee?
Everyone: ME.
Isis: (Placing the cup down.) Then help yourself.
Everyone: ...(Sweat drop.) ....
Isis: We're going to have to wait until they relax.
Tea: I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO MESS WITH A WOMAN DURING THE WRONG TIME OF THE MONTH!!!!!!! (She screamed with sounds of people restraining her in the back.)
Mai, Serenity, & Isis: OHHhhhhh. (They said in unison glancing at each other.)
Joey: Tea put dat down!!!
POW!
Joey: AYIIIEE!
Tea: Don't ever tell me to put things down Joey Wheeler!
Seto: Shut up Gardener- Okay.....that was my shin if you didn't realize it.
Tea: Oh I did!
Yami: Tea leave this to-
(Silence.)
Ryou, Isis, and the others stood impatiently, their ears against the door anxiously awaiting Yami to finish his sentence. This was getting interesting. They were excited to know what would happen next. Or nervous....
Ryou: What's going on-
Everyone: SHHH.
(Silence.)
Pegasus: Well maybe the little brunette finally calmed down. (He said warily.)
Yami: OH DEAR RA SOMEBODY HELPPPPPPP!!!!
Tristan: TEA, COME ON PUT IT DOWWWNNNNN!!!!
Duke: OOF!
Tea: Stop ordering me around!!
Malik: Bakura, for Ra sakes hold her!
Bakura: I've been trying for the past 5 minutes idiot!!
Everyone else: (Freaked to say the least.)
Malik: You're not doing a good job!!!!!!
Bakura: DON'T TELL ME I'M NOT B/C I AM!!
Malik: Well why did she just bite my nose you Baka!!!
Bakura: How the hell do I know, maybe that's her way of saying she likes you!
Malik: (Grinding his teeth.) No, the girl likes you!!!!
Bakura: (Growling.) No she doesn't!
Tea: YES I DO BAKURA-oh never mind.
Bakura: (Blinking.)
Malik: (Rubbing his nose.) There, you see?
Pegasus: (Dropping his wine glass.)
Serenity: Okay maybe we should wait just a bit longer.
Everyone: (Nodding.) 5:00 in the morning, there was no sign of life. Isis toddled over to the coffee machine once more her golden necklace rubbing against her neck annoyingly. They hadn't heard a peep from them for an hour and a half.
Ryou: (Laying down.) Maybe, their finally relaxing..
Mai: Yes and maybe pigs can fly.
Ryou: (0_0) Uh I don't think so Mai.
Mai: It was sarcasm Ryou.
Ryou: (Embarrassed.) Oh of course.
Yugi: Well maybe they left. It doesn't surprise me.
Mai: Serenity what do you think?
Serenity was asleep on the floor, need anyone say more?
Mai: (Sweat drop.) OK.
Pegasus: Well maybe they went off looking for Shadi. (Stumbling a bit as he stood up.)
Mai: Easy there on the wine, buddy.
Ryou: Well mates, maybe-
Isis: Maybe their asleep on the floor like Serenity is.
Yugi: You think so Isis?
Isis: I know so Yugi. (She replied simply, standing in the middle of the open door.)
Yugi, Mai, Ryou and a drunken Pegasus stood up and wobbled towards Isis, who stared down at the snoring bodies one after the other.
Serenity: (Rubbing her eyes.) W-what's going on you guys?
"Their asleep"
Serenity: (Stretching.) Oh so was I. So sorry.
Isis: No I mean them. See.
Mai: Well what are we going to do with the buffoons and she-devil here?
Yugi: Um just let them sleep maybe?
Pegasus: (Sipping his wine.) Wait just a second Yugiboy, I have an idea in mind.
Isis: 'Oh Ra help us all.' (Rolling her eyes.)
Yugi: (-_-) I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me that.
Pegasus: What, Yugi?
Yugi: Yes! I mean No-I mean no BOY in that word when you say it.
Pegasus: Okay Yugi-..
Yugi: (Eyeing him annoyingly.) ...
Pegasus: (Staring around innocently.) BOY!
Yugi: HEY! I just told you-
Pegasus: No, you said you didn't want BOY added to your name so I didn't. It is two words if you didn't realize it.
Yugi: ((u))___((u))
Isis: (Rubbing her head.) Okay Pegasus what was your idea please.
Pegasus: Oh yes of course. My plan is this. We take their meager little bodies, place them on the couch inside and we have a nice long talk with them.
Everyone: That's it?
Pegasus: They'll be tied up of course.
"OH okay! That's better."
"Yeah I thought he meant without any restraints."
"Yes me too."
Pegasus: (--_--) Okay if you're quite done now could we finish this up perhaps. I do have a business to run mind you.
One by one, the others began moving the sleeping forms to the room, placing them on the floor and couch, and then bounding their bodies tightly with rope they found in the Janitors closet.
Ryou: Oh I guess I'll carry Tea over.
Mai: Oh no you don't!
Ryou: (o_o) Mai please, I'm not a pervert like some of the others sleeping here.
Mai: Yeah I know Ryou. But trust me I think you should let me. Serenity you can help too!
Serenity: Um sure.
Pegasus: (x_X) OOOF, I think Kaibaboy is packing on a couple pounds here.
Mokuba: (Silent.) ((*___*))
Pegasus: Hey boy, why don't you come over here and give us a hand alright? (He smiled um strangely.)
Mokuba: (-_-) 'Only if you don't smile at me again.' (He thought to himself.)
Yugi: How are they not waking up from any of this?
Isis: (Yawn.) They haven't slept for nearly two days. I'm getting that impression. (She smiled widely.)
Pegasus: You know my dear Mai, you're a striking resemblance to my late wife. How coincidental.
Mai: Get away from me. (-_-)
Pegasus: Okay then. (Walking away.)
Yugi: Well I think that's all of them.
Rishid: Good are they all tied up?
Yugi: Yeah-HEY! I thought you ran off?
Rishid: I hid in your locker.
Yugi: (0_0) Huh?
Isis: Ignore him, let's just close the door and wait for them to stir. Then we can have a nice long-
Joey: HEY WHY AM I TIED UP!!!?? AWWW YAMI HELPPP!!!!
Isis: ..Talk.(-_-)
Everyone: (Jumping a mile up in the air.)
Ryou: I think their waking up.
Malik: Bakura move over, your butt's in my face!
Bakura: No it's not!
Malik: Yes it is!!!
Yami: No Malik he's right it's not.
Malik: Excuse me Pharaoh?
Yami: B/c it's in my face! (Pushing the body back.)
Bakura: Ow, those are my ribs!
Yami: Good.
Seto: I demand that you let me go! Believe me, when I get revenge it isn't pretty!!!! Release me now! MOKUBA!
Mokuba: (Freaking out.) Uh...
Isis: No Mokuba, your brother can wait just like all the others.
Tea: KAIBA!
Seto: Mokuba I'm not playing. (He shot out icily, as if he were talking to Yami.)
Tea: I'm not either Kaiba! Now move your cape from off my face and then you can complain all you want! I'm almost sure I'm allergic to this fabric!
Seto: Then suck in and hold your breath Gardener my arms are bound.
Tea: A-CHOU!
Seto: Oh great now she coughs to prove her point.
Tea: (Sniffing.) I'm not joking Kaiba.
Bakura: OH for Ra sakes I'll do it!
Tea: AW!!! Bakura what are you doing?!
Bakura: Pulling it off, what does it look like woman!
Tea: WITH your teeth???
Bakura: What? My hands are tied too!
Duke: But who?
"We did." Replied a voice from above. The bound bodies peered up at the shadowed faces hovering over them calmly, a look of seriousness written across their faces.
Mai: Now are you guys ready to talk or what?
They only looked at each other and nodded in return. It was going to be a long morning.
A FEW HOURS LATER.
Yami: (Sitting on the couch.) Ahem, so let me get this straight, it wasn't until after Isis' party did you decide to pull this thing off, with the help of Shadi, who also wanted to do something like this in hopes to bring us closer...together? 'How pathetic.' And when Isis was brought in on the scheme, so was Rishid. And then it was only shortly after that, that you got Mai in on the scheme as well am I right?
Isis: That is correct.
Yami: And you had Mai write all those awful-Ahem.notes, which is why she went missing from the beginning, b/c you called her asking her if she would like to help, since of course you knew she would love to do something to the GUYS.
Mai: Well yeah.I mean it's great to hear you guys squeal for a change. Besides I'm taking this new poetry class sp I really put in my part huh?
"Crickets chirping."
Mai: (-_-) Your silence is much appreciated.
Serenity: I agree. (Smiling.)
Duke & Tristan: YES ME TOO!
Everyone only stared. (O...O)
Duke & Tristan: What?
Seto: (Cocking an eyebrow.) It just dawned on me. Mai, you were the girl in the car that drove by that day am I right?
Mai: Huh? Oh yeah I was picking up supplies for this room. I mean once you get kidnapped you can't really just walk out in the day time where everyone can see your lifeless body, ya know? (She laughed.)
Ryou: Yeah we stayed here until we knew that there wasn't anyone around which we had Rishid and Shadi to help with mind you. (Smiling sweetly.)
Bakura: (Rolling his eyes.) So you knew about this aibou?
Ryou: Uh not from day one no. Actually the day uh before I got kidnapped was when I received an anonymous call and it went from there.
Bakura: (Mumbling.) Yeah well we'll see where it takes us at home when I stop by the department store and pick up a new bat MIND YOU.
Ryou: (Pulling at his collar.) Hehehe..
Tea: But what about the others like Yugi, Serenity, Mokuba, and Pegasus? I mean were they in on it too?
Serenity: Who, us? Oh no. They had to drag us back here and then explain the entire thing. Actually it was Isis who took me and then she and Shadi rushed me back here explaining everything. It kinda took me by shock I guess and it did make me angry.
Duke: (Glaring.) Yeah I'll bet what a lousy thing to do to us.
Tristan: Hell yeah.
Serenity: But then they reminded me of the constant jibber-jabber between Duke and Tristan, and then my brother always starting fights up with Kaiba over there, well it made me so mad! (She said innocently.)
Tristan & Duke: (Looking rather guilty at the moment.) W. H. A. T..????
Joey: (Standing up.) BUT SIS!
Yugi: Yeah it was the same with me.
Mokuba: Me too, after I realized that of all the people it was Yugi who caught me off guard.
Seto: What?
Yugi: (Stepping back.) Uh Kaiba remember, pretend.
Seto: (Glaring grimly.)
Joey: What? But Yugi that person looked really tall. I mean ya had to have been on stilts or something.
Yugi: (_...
Tea: What? What's wrong?
Bakura stared at the brunette, his eyes furrowed and his jaw hanging slightly open.
Tea: WHAT?
Malik: So are we done now?
Isis: (Sigh.) Yes I suppose I'll meet you home, I'm going to clean up some.
Joey: Yeah I'm going. (He mumbled with a jolly Serenity behind him.)
Serenity: Bye you guys!
Joey: Serenity why did ya do dis to me!!?? (He whined just as the door closed.)
They could hear the arguing and bickering even after the brother and sister were halfway down the hallway.
Rishid: I think I shall stay here and assist Isis.
Mai: You don't want to go home?
Rishid: Not while the master is there.
Mai: (Sweat drop.) I see your point babe.
Rishid: 'Babe.?????'
Tea: I think.I'm going to head home too. (She replied shakily.)
Isis: Tea, are you alright.
Tea: No not really. You scared us almost to death.
Bakura: Humph, you're a weak girl.
Tea: That was somewhat random.
Bakura: So is this, we're going home now. (He snapped.)
Tea & Isis: (o))_((o) What?????
Bakura: You heard me. (He mumbled.)
Tea: Oh uh do you mean you want to walk me home?
Bakura: Yes that's what I said.
Tea: (Sweat drop.) O.KAY sure.
Ryou: Well I'll meet you at the house then.
Bakura: You bet your filthy mortal ass you will! We're going to-
Ryou: (Stiffening.) Have a long talk?
Bakura: No. The last time I checked torture didn't involve words..well unless you count the screams.
Ryou: (Swallowing.) S-s-sure.
Duke: Well that was unusual.
Tristan: (Sigh.) Why?
Duke: Tea Gardener being walked home by the evil spirit of the ring.
Tristan: (--..--) Really? I thought anything was possible.
Duke: Well now it is.
With a heavy yawn, Duke glanced once more around him, sighing in frustration.
"I'm going home." He replied all too dully.
"Me too." Tristan spoke up, catching up with dice boy on the run.
Duke: Why are you following me? We're not THAT good of friends.
Tristan: Yeah I know but I just want to make sure you're not following Serenity home.
Duke: (Stops, while Tristan walks by.) H-huh?
Tristan: (Smirking as he stopped too.) Hehehe don't think I've let down my guard.
Duke: (Narrowing his eyes.) She's mine!
Tristan: (Running down the hall.) Not if I get to her first!
Duke: Yeah well we'll see about that King Kong! (Running.)
Tristan: (Red.) And what the heck is that suppose to mean chicken little!!!?
Duke: (Cherry red.) CHICKEN LITTLE!!?
Mai: (Sigh.) I didn't even have time to say goodbye.
Yugi: To who, Duke and Tristan?
Mai: (@_@) No to Joey! He just walked off.
Yugi: Uh I think their really, REALLY mad at us.
Mai: THAT mad huh? How can you tell?
Yugi: B/c Yami's still glaring at me like.that.
Yami: ()
Mai: (Gulp.) Oh..well then. Uh they should get over it I mean it's a weekend day so they'll act as if nothing ever happened.
Yugi: I don't think so. Besides, uh you did hear what Bakura did right?
Mai: (Shaking her head.) No what?
Yugi: He killed some kid.
Mai: (Snow white.) Ohhhhhhhh...well that's not good.
Isis: (Sipping coffee.) Yes Shadi ran off too soon but by tomorrow he will be aware of the events.
Mai: Uh...OH. He's in trouble.
Yugi: (*_*) Uh what about the kid who's actually dead?
Mai: Well what about Bakura?
Yugi: (--_--) Never mind.
Mai: Okay then.
Yugi: Yami ready to-
Yami: I'm not talking to you at the moment. (He stifled, not bothering to look at Yugi.)
Yugi: (Shrugging.) Fine then, suit yourself.
Mai: Psst, Yugi you're just going to shrug it off just like that?
Yugi: Oh he'll get over it.
***At Yugi's House***
"Ahem, Dear Yugi's JOURNAL!
What the hell have you been teaching that kid!? I mean honestly why would you have him pull such a dirty sick trick!? First chance I get maybe now, or maybe years from now I'm going to burn you in the darkest fires of this earth!! Yeah you heard me!!! I hate you, you stupid piece of crumbled paper tied together by some piece of cheap string!!! You keep that aibou up for hours at night while I TRY to sleep!! Don't think I'm not reading you because I am!!!! I'm on to you do you hear me!!!!!!"
Yami pounded the last exclamation point onto the piece of notebook paper, literally breaking the tip of it in the process. With every wrinkle curled into a look of hate, he threw down the pencil and stared down at his handy work. He was satisfied.
Yugi: Oh I see your home, what are you doing?
Yugi peered down over the somewhat surprised Pharaoh, who's eyes wandered to the book and back to little Yugi. Oh boy. (O______O)
Yami: Uh......
Yugi: YAMI THAT'S MY JOURNAL!!!
Yami: It's possessed you hear me!!!!! BODY SNATCHER!!
Yugi: Give that back Yami!!
Yami: No it must burn!!!!
Grandpa: Hey what's going on up here? Where have the two of you been- OOOFFFF!!!!!!!
Yami: Out of my way Grandpa, this book needs to burn!!! It has done awful things to Yugi!!!!!
Yugi: Yami what the heck is the matter with you!!!???
Yami: In the name of Ra it ends today!!!!!
Yugi: (Pausing.) Okay.maybe he is still mad.
Grandpa nodded his head slowly from the ground, a dazed look in his eye and chicks floating wildly around his head.
TA-DAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Zoeygirl: Hey WAZ UP!! Okay well I expect at the MOST two more chappies so hope you enjoyed. This took me awhile to write so sorry for it. Anyways by all means this IS NOT THE END!! (^_^) With that said have a pleasant day..Ta-Ta!