I am finally updating this! Sorry for the long wait, I just never got
around to it. Thanks to all the reviewers! I got a new pen name, if you
haven't noticed. I am now "the next JRR Tolkien." Be sure to check out my
new fic, The Weird, Stupid, and Crazy Council of Elrond. It's not the best,
just a one-chapter fic, rather stupid actually.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Here's the disclaimer: I do not own any Lord of the Rings characters. They belong to Tokien and Tolkien alone.
Okay. The moment you've all been waiting for!
The Tricks of Merry and Pippin Chapter 2
"Um Legolas? What did you do to your hair?" Frodo asked with caution because the Elf looked very angry.
"What did I do to my hair?" Legolas was so angry he was shaking. "You mean what did THEY do to my hair!?" He pointed furiously at Merry and Pippin, who were trying to hide behind Gandalf. "They CUT it!"
"It was just a joke," Merry said timidly.
"A JOKE?" Obviously Legolas was not taking this very well.
"Well maybe Galadrial can fix it once we get to Lothlorian." Aragorn suggested.
"Have you even looked in the mirror, Legolas? You don't look that bad. In fact, you look pretty good." Sam remarked.
"I do?"
"Here," Sam handed him his frying pan to use as a mirror.
"Hey, I do look good!" Legolas walked away, still looking in Sam's frying pan.
"That was close!" Pippin whispered to Merry.
"I heard that and I hope you know I'm still going to punish you!" Legolas yelled.
Merry sighed.
*****
After repairing Legolas' arrows, Merry and Pippin were starving. They had missed Elevansies and Lunch.
"Let's get something to eat."
"Good idea!"
The two hobbits started rummaging through all of the packs.
Merry came across a small, rectangle, thing, like a book. He opened it up and what it was was better than any food, even mushrooms. "Pip, you'll never believe what I just found!"
*****
Author's note: Sorry for the short chapter, my brain doesn't really want to work today. I'm still trying to decide on what Merry found.
Remember, the more reviews I get, the quicker I will update. We all want to know what Merry found, right?
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Here's the disclaimer: I do not own any Lord of the Rings characters. They belong to Tokien and Tolkien alone.
Okay. The moment you've all been waiting for!
The Tricks of Merry and Pippin Chapter 2
"Um Legolas? What did you do to your hair?" Frodo asked with caution because the Elf looked very angry.
"What did I do to my hair?" Legolas was so angry he was shaking. "You mean what did THEY do to my hair!?" He pointed furiously at Merry and Pippin, who were trying to hide behind Gandalf. "They CUT it!"
"It was just a joke," Merry said timidly.
"A JOKE?" Obviously Legolas was not taking this very well.
"Well maybe Galadrial can fix it once we get to Lothlorian." Aragorn suggested.
"Have you even looked in the mirror, Legolas? You don't look that bad. In fact, you look pretty good." Sam remarked.
"I do?"
"Here," Sam handed him his frying pan to use as a mirror.
"Hey, I do look good!" Legolas walked away, still looking in Sam's frying pan.
"That was close!" Pippin whispered to Merry.
"I heard that and I hope you know I'm still going to punish you!" Legolas yelled.
Merry sighed.
*****
After repairing Legolas' arrows, Merry and Pippin were starving. They had missed Elevansies and Lunch.
"Let's get something to eat."
"Good idea!"
The two hobbits started rummaging through all of the packs.
Merry came across a small, rectangle, thing, like a book. He opened it up and what it was was better than any food, even mushrooms. "Pip, you'll never believe what I just found!"
*****
Author's note: Sorry for the short chapter, my brain doesn't really want to work today. I'm still trying to decide on what Merry found.
Remember, the more reviews I get, the quicker I will update. We all want to know what Merry found, right?