Yes I've changed my name once again! The next JRR Tolkien was just too
long, so now I am BlondeElf. I may not update a lot in the future because
now that school has started I am very busy. I have cross-country, band, and
homework. (I just got back from my first cross-country meet and made 99th
place. That's pretty good considering there were about 150 kids in the
race!)
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR or any of its characters.
The Tricks of Merry and Pippin - Part 3
"What is it?" Pippin asked.
"I think it's a diary?"
"Really? Whose?"
Merry opened up the book and looked at the in side cover. "It's Gandalf's"
Pippin yanked the diary away from Merry and started reading the first entry.
Day one
I somehow got stuck in a "Fellowship" of people trying to destroy an evil ring. I was dozing off during Elrond's council and mumbled something in my sleep. I guess they took me seriously.
Day two
Great! Not only do I have to stay with these numskulls for what will seem like eternity, I have to lead them! "Wise Gandalf will know the way" Don't they know I'm just in this for the looks? Anyway, this "Fellowship" consists of a smelly dwarf, a prancing elf, two men who look like they have never seen a bath in their life, and four short hairy hobbit-things. Valar help me.
Pippin flipped a couple of pages and continued reading.
Day 9
Ha! And that smelly man calls himself a ranger! He hasn't even noticed that I've been leading the group in circles for days now! It will be amazing if we actually get to Mordor. Truth be told, I have no clue where we are. Nor do I care.
Day 11
You know, before I started on this quest, I used to think hobbits were stupid. I've changed my opinion. Now I KNOW their stupid. Larry and Poppin or whatever their names are haven't noticed I've been stealing their pipeweed ever since we started on this mission. Sauroman stole all of mine when I was knocked out. Stupid wizard.
"Hey Merry! Listen to this!"
"Listen to what?"
Pippin turned around to find himself face-to-face with none other than Gandalf the Grey.
A/N: So how did you like it? Please review! Oh yeah, if you get a chance, read and REVIEW my other story, The Fellowship of the Orange Suburban. It only has 1 review (or at least it did last time I checked).
Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR or any of its characters.
The Tricks of Merry and Pippin - Part 3
"What is it?" Pippin asked.
"I think it's a diary?"
"Really? Whose?"
Merry opened up the book and looked at the in side cover. "It's Gandalf's"
Pippin yanked the diary away from Merry and started reading the first entry.
Day one
I somehow got stuck in a "Fellowship" of people trying to destroy an evil ring. I was dozing off during Elrond's council and mumbled something in my sleep. I guess they took me seriously.
Day two
Great! Not only do I have to stay with these numskulls for what will seem like eternity, I have to lead them! "Wise Gandalf will know the way" Don't they know I'm just in this for the looks? Anyway, this "Fellowship" consists of a smelly dwarf, a prancing elf, two men who look like they have never seen a bath in their life, and four short hairy hobbit-things. Valar help me.
Pippin flipped a couple of pages and continued reading.
Day 9
Ha! And that smelly man calls himself a ranger! He hasn't even noticed that I've been leading the group in circles for days now! It will be amazing if we actually get to Mordor. Truth be told, I have no clue where we are. Nor do I care.
Day 11
You know, before I started on this quest, I used to think hobbits were stupid. I've changed my opinion. Now I KNOW their stupid. Larry and Poppin or whatever their names are haven't noticed I've been stealing their pipeweed ever since we started on this mission. Sauroman stole all of mine when I was knocked out. Stupid wizard.
"Hey Merry! Listen to this!"
"Listen to what?"
Pippin turned around to find himself face-to-face with none other than Gandalf the Grey.
A/N: So how did you like it? Please review! Oh yeah, if you get a chance, read and REVIEW my other story, The Fellowship of the Orange Suburban. It only has 1 review (or at least it did last time I checked).