Note: I personally don't think part II is as good as part one but it is going somewhere.

Part II: The Chicken with Glasses

Of course, Harry fled from the scene in Hermione's arms as she was

screaming," AHHHHH-yo-AHHHHH!!!!!!!! I-yo-can't-yo-believe-yo-this-yo!!!!"

Ron was riding on the very large Hagrid-dog while shouting back at the

coughing Voldemort, "THAT WASN'T NICE YA HEAR! DO YOU HEAR ME OVER HERE?!" The

four of them, two humans and two animals, exited the Forbidden Forest in

absolute terror and were scared even harder when they heard the invisible Air

scream,"I WASN'T TURNED INTO A CHICKEN LIKE YOU HARRY! I SHOULD BE THE

VISIBLE ONE! AND ONCE YOUR CHICKENESS SELF IS EATEN IN THE GREAT HALL I SHALL

BECOME HARRY!" The chicken Harry could not defend himself, only cluck in

defense. "CLUCK CLUCK!" he cried in a clucky sort of way. Of course,

eventually the ended up at the Hogwarts doors. Ron banged on the door crying.

"OPEN UP, YA HEAR? OPEN THIS DOOR HERE!!!!!!!!!! NOW, YA HEAR?!" They waited

there for quite awhile as snakes tried to communicate with the chicken that

was once Harry. Finally Snape opened the door, then he shut it again. Two seconds later, McGonagall opened it for Ron and Hermione, but told they the chicken and dog would have to remain outside. Harry-chicken clucked and Hagrid-dog barked. They refused to be left out in the cold! "What is wrong with the pets?" questioned the professor. "Why do you think you can bring animals into your dorms?" asked Snape, who was still nearby. "Well-yo-this-yo-chicken-yo-is-yo-Harry-yo," Hermione informed them. "And Hagrid is this dog here," added Ron. "Well, Hagrid can return to his hut," McGonagall said and the Hagrid-dog obeyed. "And now the chicken." McGonagall was thinking about what to do. "Well a chicken wearing glasses is a bit weird."