Of course, everyone thinks that chickens in glasses are weird, so this is not particularly surprising. However, one certain boy did not find a chicken in glasses weird at all. And this boy was, Air, yes of course Air, who wanted everyone to think he was Harry so he could take over the world. Unfortunately for him, the entire school realized that Air was not Harry and they banished him forever. Then, Dumbledore began work on changing Harry back. Yay, the end.
Just a note, if you liked Part I of this, please continue on to attack of the monkeys. It's a year after I originally wrote these and I attempted to end this already bad piece. My inspiration is lost at the moment, please excuse me while I find it.