A/N: Hi people, this is my first one and I really don't know what to do,
I'm just sorta going about this blindly. These are just for fun, they're
nothing special or great, just for laughs! I'll post an actual story soon
though!
Disclaimer: I don't own Devil May Cry1 or 2, Record Wars of Lodoss they aren't mine, I wish they were but they aren't!
Deedlit and Dante
How it all Began
Deedlit stumbles through the dark streets, through the rain and into a small demonic looking shop with a neon red sign saying "Devil May Cry." After a moment of hesitation she walks inside, looking around cautiously.
"Hello?" She called out into the empty room filled with demons heads, weapons, a poor taste of music and various seemingly pointless items that made no sense whatsoever. Not to her at least. She looked around quietly curiosity getting the best of her until something shinny caught her eye.
"Ewwwww how pretty!" She exclaimed looking at a jewel incrusted golden dagger. Deedilt looked around quickly from side to side and then picked it up.
"Who are you?" A deep males voice asked catching her off guard. Deedlit jumped and dropped the dagger; resulting in a slash across her hand, blood trickling down her hand. Tears welled up in her eyes and she pouted. The man walked near her and picked up the dagger before tending to her hand. He had white hair and light moss green eyes, a ten complexion and wore all black and red.
"Can't you read?!" He growled and pointed to a large bright yellow sign on the wall, which said in bold, all cap letters "DO NOT TOUCH CURSED ITEMS"
"It's cursed?!" Deedlit cried but it was more of a statement then question, and then cried harder chibi style. The man sighed shaking his hand.
"You'll be fine, as long as no one else's blood touches that, just sit here and I'll get something to clean your cut.is there anything else you'd like?" He asked trying to be courteous and polite.
"Well..Mr. ummmm-" she began and he filled in his name for her. "Dante"
"Okay, Mr. Dante, there is one thing I would like." she said innocently resembling a child, her eyes sparkling bright and dark blues mixed together.
"Well name it, miss." "Deedlit" "Miss Deedlit." He said slightly impatient with all the formality.
"I want a cookie!" she chirped with a big Cheshire cat smile. A sweat drop appeared on Dante's head, he almost fell over with surprise.
"I'm sorry but I don't have any cookies." he began but before he could say anything more Deedlit broke out into hysterical sobs. " Hey! Calm down I don't have- ok FINE! I'll make you some cookies ok?" he shouted through her tears with his hands clamped over his ears, before storming out of the room in frustration.
Eventually, Deedlit calmed down and waited patiently for her cookies, but quickly grew bored with nothing to do. She watched as the clock endless counted down before her gaze went back to the dagger, it was just so pretty; it wouldn't hurt to touch it again. he said nothing would happen unless someone else's blood got on the dagger. She assured herself before reaching out to touch the dagger once more.
"And what exactly do you think you're doing?" asked Dante whom suddenly walked in the room. Deedlit moved away quickly smiling innocently as if she had no idea what he was talking about. Dante walked over and picked up the dagger. "I guess..I'll just have to hide this then." Moments later as he looked for a hiding place, smoke slowly filled the room.
" Hey Dante, Something's burning." called Deedlit.
"My cookies!" Dante cried and dropped almost dropped the dagger, when catching it however the blade cut his hand too. "Damnit!" he screamed.
"What's wrong?" asked Deedlit walking up behind him.
"I cut myself too." he mumbled angrily. Deedlit tried not to laugh and say "ha! You did it too!" but she did that anyways.
"Shut up! It's not funny! Now both of our blood is on it." he growled and threw the dagger angrily into the wall.
" Meaning?" Deedlit asked regaining a serious and curious composure.
"Meaning we're stuck together! If we aren't around within 100 ft of each other for at least 12 hours a day our souls will be trapped in the dagger." He explained and waited for her response. Deedlit was quiet for a long time and then finally looked up.
" Wow.that sucks."
"THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GUNNA SAY?!" yelled Dante.
"..you're cookies are burning." she added.
"My cookies!!!" Dante yelled and ran out of the room.
Disclaimer: I don't own Devil May Cry1 or 2, Record Wars of Lodoss they aren't mine, I wish they were but they aren't!
Deedlit and Dante
How it all Began
Deedlit stumbles through the dark streets, through the rain and into a small demonic looking shop with a neon red sign saying "Devil May Cry." After a moment of hesitation she walks inside, looking around cautiously.
"Hello?" She called out into the empty room filled with demons heads, weapons, a poor taste of music and various seemingly pointless items that made no sense whatsoever. Not to her at least. She looked around quietly curiosity getting the best of her until something shinny caught her eye.
"Ewwwww how pretty!" She exclaimed looking at a jewel incrusted golden dagger. Deedilt looked around quickly from side to side and then picked it up.
"Who are you?" A deep males voice asked catching her off guard. Deedlit jumped and dropped the dagger; resulting in a slash across her hand, blood trickling down her hand. Tears welled up in her eyes and she pouted. The man walked near her and picked up the dagger before tending to her hand. He had white hair and light moss green eyes, a ten complexion and wore all black and red.
"Can't you read?!" He growled and pointed to a large bright yellow sign on the wall, which said in bold, all cap letters "DO NOT TOUCH CURSED ITEMS"
"It's cursed?!" Deedlit cried but it was more of a statement then question, and then cried harder chibi style. The man sighed shaking his hand.
"You'll be fine, as long as no one else's blood touches that, just sit here and I'll get something to clean your cut.is there anything else you'd like?" He asked trying to be courteous and polite.
"Well..Mr. ummmm-" she began and he filled in his name for her. "Dante"
"Okay, Mr. Dante, there is one thing I would like." she said innocently resembling a child, her eyes sparkling bright and dark blues mixed together.
"Well name it, miss." "Deedlit" "Miss Deedlit." He said slightly impatient with all the formality.
"I want a cookie!" she chirped with a big Cheshire cat smile. A sweat drop appeared on Dante's head, he almost fell over with surprise.
"I'm sorry but I don't have any cookies." he began but before he could say anything more Deedlit broke out into hysterical sobs. " Hey! Calm down I don't have- ok FINE! I'll make you some cookies ok?" he shouted through her tears with his hands clamped over his ears, before storming out of the room in frustration.
Eventually, Deedlit calmed down and waited patiently for her cookies, but quickly grew bored with nothing to do. She watched as the clock endless counted down before her gaze went back to the dagger, it was just so pretty; it wouldn't hurt to touch it again. he said nothing would happen unless someone else's blood got on the dagger. She assured herself before reaching out to touch the dagger once more.
"And what exactly do you think you're doing?" asked Dante whom suddenly walked in the room. Deedlit moved away quickly smiling innocently as if she had no idea what he was talking about. Dante walked over and picked up the dagger. "I guess..I'll just have to hide this then." Moments later as he looked for a hiding place, smoke slowly filled the room.
" Hey Dante, Something's burning." called Deedlit.
"My cookies!" Dante cried and dropped almost dropped the dagger, when catching it however the blade cut his hand too. "Damnit!" he screamed.
"What's wrong?" asked Deedlit walking up behind him.
"I cut myself too." he mumbled angrily. Deedlit tried not to laugh and say "ha! You did it too!" but she did that anyways.
"Shut up! It's not funny! Now both of our blood is on it." he growled and threw the dagger angrily into the wall.
" Meaning?" Deedlit asked regaining a serious and curious composure.
"Meaning we're stuck together! If we aren't around within 100 ft of each other for at least 12 hours a day our souls will be trapped in the dagger." He explained and waited for her response. Deedlit was quiet for a long time and then finally looked up.
" Wow.that sucks."
"THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GUNNA SAY?!" yelled Dante.
"..you're cookies are burning." she added.
"My cookies!!!" Dante yelled and ran out of the room.