A/N: ok I know that's not what the majority of you expected but you have to
admit it was funny! Right? Well I hope that's what you thought, I have a
bunch of stories like this, the sequel is Day 1, and it you want to read a
real story that I actually tried to make good then try Gold Rain. Thanks
much, please read more of my stories and leave reviews!
Disclaimer: I don't own Devil May Cry1 or 2, Record Wars of Lodoss they aren't mine, I wish they were but they aren't!
Day 1
Deedlit sits in the living room of her shared apartment, sniffling and hugging her knees. Dante walks into the room moments later and looks at her quietly for a minuet before asking.
"What's wrong with you?"
"I miss Parn!" Whimpered Deedlit.
"...I'm sorry? Hey I'm going out with Trish tonight ok?" he said turning to leave.
"Oh yay! Can I come?" Deedlit asked jumping up and running infront of him.
"No." Dante sighed and tried to walk past her.
"Please!" Deedlit asked again blocking him.
"No." Dante put a hand to her shoulder and side stepped her.
"Pretty please?" she whimpered.
"No!" Dante snapped about ready to turn around and shoot her.
"Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please with cherrys on top!" she begged.
"DAMINT, No Deedlit! You cannot come!" Dante shouted and walked out slamming the door behind him.
"Ok fine." mumbled Deedlit, and began to pick to lock to his bedroom door.
An Hour Later
Dante comes back and goes straight to his room opens the door, flips on the light and then lets out a horrified scream. Deedlit hears it, yawns and walks in.
"What's wrong Dante?"
"What'd you do to my room?! It's pink!!!!!" He yelled in disbelief.
"It's pretty." Deedlit said looking the room over with satisfaction.
"It's pink!" He yelled again.
"It's pretty and I got bored and hungry and we only had cookies to eat." Deedlit said defensively.
"Oh is that your excuse?" he asked weakly. "Fine no more cookies for you!"
"That's not fair!" Deedlit cried her elf ears flattening.
"That's not fair?! This is fair!" he growled pointing to his room.
"Hey Dante you left your keys so I-" Trish began while walking in but then stopped and burst into laughter.
"Stop laughing!" Dante shouted.
"Ok ok I'm sorry it's very..dainty" Trish said smiling.
"Awww Dainty Dante how cute!" Deedlit exclaimed. Dante didn't respond but only gave her a look of complete horror while imaging blowing her head off with his grenade launcher.
"I like it too, Dainty Dante!" smiled Trish. Dante twitched "Don't you dare tell anyone about this! It'll ruin my rep!"
"It's ok Dante, It can be our little secret"
A/N: I know this one isn't as good as the rest but once you read them all it's much better! The next one is The Coat.
Disclaimer: I don't own Devil May Cry1 or 2, Record Wars of Lodoss they aren't mine, I wish they were but they aren't!
Day 1
Deedlit sits in the living room of her shared apartment, sniffling and hugging her knees. Dante walks into the room moments later and looks at her quietly for a minuet before asking.
"What's wrong with you?"
"I miss Parn!" Whimpered Deedlit.
"...I'm sorry? Hey I'm going out with Trish tonight ok?" he said turning to leave.
"Oh yay! Can I come?" Deedlit asked jumping up and running infront of him.
"No." Dante sighed and tried to walk past her.
"Please!" Deedlit asked again blocking him.
"No." Dante put a hand to her shoulder and side stepped her.
"Pretty please?" she whimpered.
"No!" Dante snapped about ready to turn around and shoot her.
"Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please with cherrys on top!" she begged.
"DAMINT, No Deedlit! You cannot come!" Dante shouted and walked out slamming the door behind him.
"Ok fine." mumbled Deedlit, and began to pick to lock to his bedroom door.
An Hour Later
Dante comes back and goes straight to his room opens the door, flips on the light and then lets out a horrified scream. Deedlit hears it, yawns and walks in.
"What's wrong Dante?"
"What'd you do to my room?! It's pink!!!!!" He yelled in disbelief.
"It's pretty." Deedlit said looking the room over with satisfaction.
"It's pink!" He yelled again.
"It's pretty and I got bored and hungry and we only had cookies to eat." Deedlit said defensively.
"Oh is that your excuse?" he asked weakly. "Fine no more cookies for you!"
"That's not fair!" Deedlit cried her elf ears flattening.
"That's not fair?! This is fair!" he growled pointing to his room.
"Hey Dante you left your keys so I-" Trish began while walking in but then stopped and burst into laughter.
"Stop laughing!" Dante shouted.
"Ok ok I'm sorry it's very..dainty" Trish said smiling.
"Awww Dainty Dante how cute!" Deedlit exclaimed. Dante didn't respond but only gave her a look of complete horror while imaging blowing her head off with his grenade launcher.
"I like it too, Dainty Dante!" smiled Trish. Dante twitched "Don't you dare tell anyone about this! It'll ruin my rep!"
"It's ok Dante, It can be our little secret"
A/N: I know this one isn't as good as the rest but once you read them all it's much better! The next one is The Coat.