A/N: This is the first and original one and was thought up by my little
sister! [ altered by me!]
Disclaimer: I don't own Devil May Cry1 or 2,dbz or Record Wars of Lodoss
they aren't mine, I wish they were but they aren't!
The Coat
Dante walks inside and slams door shut, face dark red and knuckles white.
"What's wrong?" Deedlit asked looking up at him.
"I." Dante began his voice breaking causing him to take a deep breath. "I closed my cape in the car door again!" he cried and showed her the end of his cape all ripped up.
"Dante, you've got to learn to be more careful!" Deedlit said examining the cape. Dante drops to his knees in tears before her.
"You've got to make me another one!!!! I'm nothing without my coat!"
The new coat
Dante walks out of room wearing new coat.
"It's...it's.." he stuttered fearfully.
"Well?" Deedlit asked impatiently waiting for response to her work. "What is it?"
"Deed it's just sorta.." He tried again working very hard on staying calm with her.
"Spit it out already! It's fabulous isn't it?"
"It's pink you idiot!"
"I know." Deedlit said smiling with pleasure "I made it that way, pinks your color."
"But when I fought Mundus this morning."
"Oh no! He didn't mess it up did he!? I worked so hard on it!" Deedlit cried examining every edge of the coat rather than let him finish his sentence.
"HE CALLED ME DAINTY DANTE!" he cried pouting.
"Ohhhhh hehe.well you deserved it."
"What?! How did I deserve it!? What did I do to you?!"
Deedlit pulls out a rolls of parchment which unravels and hits the floor and rolls all the way to the door and she begins naming things he's done to her.
3 hours later
Goku walks in and Dante and Deedlit are still fighting.
"Whoa nice cape Dante!" Goku laughs. Dante turns red.
"Deed! I said sorry already!! Plus you don't have any proof!" Dante shouted.
"Or do I?" Deedlit smirked.
".Do you?" Dante asked nervously.
"I always have those pictures." She smiled.
"Oh, oh I wanna see!" Goku laughed.
"No I burned those pictures!" Dante said in disbelief.
"And you call me dense? Come on Dante did you really think I wouldn't get copies?" she snickered.
"Show me!" Goku yelled again being ignored by the two of them. Deedlit smiles and begins going through her things looking for pictures.
"No, no don't! I'll do anything Deedlit!" Dante pleaded.
Next day-
"Come on it can't be that bad!" yelled Goku on the other side of the locked door.
"You..have .no..idea.." growled Dante walking out of the room in a full hot pink outfit, including boots and gloves. Goku tries to fight laughter and then unsuccessfully falls to the ground laughing.
"That's it!!" Dante shouts and pulls out his guns and then screams like a little girl.
"Deedlit what the hell did you do to my guns!?" he yelled in tears.
His guns covered in pink lace.
A/N: The next one is The Revenge Against Mundus.
The Coat
Dante walks inside and slams door shut, face dark red and knuckles white.
"What's wrong?" Deedlit asked looking up at him.
"I." Dante began his voice breaking causing him to take a deep breath. "I closed my cape in the car door again!" he cried and showed her the end of his cape all ripped up.
"Dante, you've got to learn to be more careful!" Deedlit said examining the cape. Dante drops to his knees in tears before her.
"You've got to make me another one!!!! I'm nothing without my coat!"
The new coat
Dante walks out of room wearing new coat.
"It's...it's.." he stuttered fearfully.
"Well?" Deedlit asked impatiently waiting for response to her work. "What is it?"
"Deed it's just sorta.." He tried again working very hard on staying calm with her.
"Spit it out already! It's fabulous isn't it?"
"It's pink you idiot!"
"I know." Deedlit said smiling with pleasure "I made it that way, pinks your color."
"But when I fought Mundus this morning."
"Oh no! He didn't mess it up did he!? I worked so hard on it!" Deedlit cried examining every edge of the coat rather than let him finish his sentence.
"HE CALLED ME DAINTY DANTE!" he cried pouting.
"Ohhhhh hehe.well you deserved it."
"What?! How did I deserve it!? What did I do to you?!"
Deedlit pulls out a rolls of parchment which unravels and hits the floor and rolls all the way to the door and she begins naming things he's done to her.
3 hours later
Goku walks in and Dante and Deedlit are still fighting.
"Whoa nice cape Dante!" Goku laughs. Dante turns red.
"Deed! I said sorry already!! Plus you don't have any proof!" Dante shouted.
"Or do I?" Deedlit smirked.
".Do you?" Dante asked nervously.
"I always have those pictures." She smiled.
"Oh, oh I wanna see!" Goku laughed.
"No I burned those pictures!" Dante said in disbelief.
"And you call me dense? Come on Dante did you really think I wouldn't get copies?" she snickered.
"Show me!" Goku yelled again being ignored by the two of them. Deedlit smiles and begins going through her things looking for pictures.
"No, no don't! I'll do anything Deedlit!" Dante pleaded.
Next day-
"Come on it can't be that bad!" yelled Goku on the other side of the locked door.
"You..have .no..idea.." growled Dante walking out of the room in a full hot pink outfit, including boots and gloves. Goku tries to fight laughter and then unsuccessfully falls to the ground laughing.
"That's it!!" Dante shouts and pulls out his guns and then screams like a little girl.
"Deedlit what the hell did you do to my guns!?" he yelled in tears.
His guns covered in pink lace.
A/N: The next one is The Revenge Against Mundus.