Disclaimer: I do not own Devil May Cry nor do I own Record Wars of Lodoss
or Sailor Moon or DBZ
The Revenge Against Mundus
Dante confronts Mundus in his new completely black outfit.
"Awe no more pink for Dainty Dante?" Mundus mocked.
"Shut up Mundus!" yelled Dante aiming his guns unaware they still were covered with pink lace. Mundus starts laughing hysterically and calling out "Dainty Dante". Starting a chant by his demon and ghoul followers. Dante screamed and then opened his eyes to see Deedlit smiling down at him.
"Hey calm down, it was just a bad dream." She said cheerfully. Dante's eye twitched looking around at the pink room and then her, sneered and got up to get something to eat. He walked into the kitchen which now was completely pink, opened the fridge which inside was completely pink and raised an eyebrow.
"Deedlit ..have you been buying more pink paint?" Dante asked calmly deciding he wasn't that hungry. He went to the bathroom to see Serena crying on the toilet.
" I want a hug." she sniffled.
" Well I don't.Out."
"Not until I get my hug!"
"Go hug Vegeta."
"Maybe I don't wanna." She said and crossed her arms.
"Get out before I piss on you" He threatened. Serena got up quickly and left to find Vegeta. Dante turned to see a pink toilet. "Damnit Deedlit! I am not pissing on a pink toilet!" he screamed and walked out slamming the door.
"You don't have time to, Trish just called and said you got an anonymous delivery at the office. She wanted you to come by." Deedlit called out. From the living room which she was beginning to paint pink. Dante gratefully took the opportunity to leave the house and headed to his office. When he got there he saw a small black box covered with chains and spikes and scrolls of ancient curses. Cautiously he walked over to open it and see a small pink note inside saying:
"Dainty Dante-
Meet me in the sanctuary. - Mundus"
Dante cursed and crumbled up the note on his way to the sanctuary muttering " if he calls me Dainty Dante one more time."
Hours later Deedlit and Trish ran into the sanctuary yelling.
"Where's Dante?! Is he ok?!" They fell silent when seeing Dante walking out of a back room with a bucket of purple paint and a Cheshire cat grin on his face.
"What happened to Mundus?" they both asked in curious unison. Dante just laughed and pointed to the room he had just left. The girls walked in to see Mundus chained to a wall, painted purple with the words "Minni Mundus" signed by "Dainty Dante" above him.
A/N: I hope you guys enjoyed that!
The Revenge Against Mundus
Dante confronts Mundus in his new completely black outfit.
"Awe no more pink for Dainty Dante?" Mundus mocked.
"Shut up Mundus!" yelled Dante aiming his guns unaware they still were covered with pink lace. Mundus starts laughing hysterically and calling out "Dainty Dante". Starting a chant by his demon and ghoul followers. Dante screamed and then opened his eyes to see Deedlit smiling down at him.
"Hey calm down, it was just a bad dream." She said cheerfully. Dante's eye twitched looking around at the pink room and then her, sneered and got up to get something to eat. He walked into the kitchen which now was completely pink, opened the fridge which inside was completely pink and raised an eyebrow.
"Deedlit ..have you been buying more pink paint?" Dante asked calmly deciding he wasn't that hungry. He went to the bathroom to see Serena crying on the toilet.
" I want a hug." she sniffled.
" Well I don't.Out."
"Not until I get my hug!"
"Go hug Vegeta."
"Maybe I don't wanna." She said and crossed her arms.
"Get out before I piss on you" He threatened. Serena got up quickly and left to find Vegeta. Dante turned to see a pink toilet. "Damnit Deedlit! I am not pissing on a pink toilet!" he screamed and walked out slamming the door.
"You don't have time to, Trish just called and said you got an anonymous delivery at the office. She wanted you to come by." Deedlit called out. From the living room which she was beginning to paint pink. Dante gratefully took the opportunity to leave the house and headed to his office. When he got there he saw a small black box covered with chains and spikes and scrolls of ancient curses. Cautiously he walked over to open it and see a small pink note inside saying:
"Dainty Dante-
Meet me in the sanctuary. - Mundus"
Dante cursed and crumbled up the note on his way to the sanctuary muttering " if he calls me Dainty Dante one more time."
Hours later Deedlit and Trish ran into the sanctuary yelling.
"Where's Dante?! Is he ok?!" They fell silent when seeing Dante walking out of a back room with a bucket of purple paint and a Cheshire cat grin on his face.
"What happened to Mundus?" they both asked in curious unison. Dante just laughed and pointed to the room he had just left. The girls walked in to see Mundus chained to a wall, painted purple with the words "Minni Mundus" signed by "Dainty Dante" above him.
A/N: I hope you guys enjoyed that!