Howdy ya'll! For those of you who have no idea who I am and are completely
confused by my use of the country slang term 'ya'll' Yes I am a hick! Yes I
am a Hoosier, (person from Indiana), and no I don't own Lord of the Rings.
(Ha I got my disclaimer in already!) Also, I have a friend out here in La
La land called Psycopanda, she is an awesome writer!!!! She's gonna hate me
for sayin that too, but read some of her stuff, be it the Yu-gi-oh, or the
LOTR. Read it you'll be glad you did. Now, for those of you who do know
who I am. HOWDY!!!!! Sorry about the last story. It was a huge flop. I had
a huge writers block last week and I have just decided to quit, sooooooo..
I'm on to my next project. Hope you like it! And with all this said... I
give you the next FRIGGIN chapter!
Disclaimer: Okay, I have to say it officially so sorry to repeat myself. I do not own Lord of the Rings. I honestly don't know who does. It could be Michael Jackson for all I know, but really I don't care. I also don't own No Doubt; I do however own a copy of their latest cd. The one with all their singles on it. I really recommend it to all out there in La La Land!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOTE: This story takes place in the Shire after the War of the Ring and all that good business! This takes place in hobbiton and it has hobbits in it. Just hobbits, for now, I'm playing with some things in my head. This is not a slash. I don't know why you would think so, but just in case you didn't understand. I don't know what the title means it just sounds cool to me. Also those things that are set off from everything else are song lyrics. I don't know why but I like to put songs in my fics. So there ya go!
In the End of the Bag
Chapter 1: Ex-girlfriend/New
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*I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend, I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them, and you know it makes me sick to be on that
list, but I should of thought of that before we kissed*
"Oh Rosie! Thank you so much! I don't know what I would do without you!"
"Oh, please! You'd just go steal carrots from some other married wretch down the street!" Rosie replied handing a basket of carrots to a dark haired woman on the porch.
"You aren't a wretch! You have a lovely marriage! Sam is a wonderful hobbit, you should consider yourself lucky," the woman replied.
"I know Darla! Sam is a wonderful man! A bit dense now and then, but a good hobbit!" the older woman replied smiling.
"I should love to find a caring young hobbit of my own and get away from my father, but. I don't think that will be anytime soon," Darla sulked.
"But weren't you going with that handsome Aron Fulkermer?"
"Not anymore I'm not! It was all that Sandy Groulbers fault! If she wasn't such a whore I might still be goin' with him!"
"That's a shame! He was such a nice boy."
"Oh stop! You sound like my mother!" she laughed, "Really, I always knew I'd end up his ex-girlfriend."
"Well, believe me, Darla Duklemyer, you will hold a special place with the rest of them!"
"You really think so? It kinda makes me sick to think of that! But I really should of thought of that before we kissed. My, he was a good kisser!"
"Ooooh," Rosie giggled, "I'd ask for details but here comes that husband of mine and his rowdy friends." Darla blushed as she turned to greet the boys coming up the walk to Bag End.
"Hello, my flower!" Sam smiled kissing his wife.
"Hello, dear! Why don't you introduce your friends to Darla Duklemyer?"
" 'Ello Darla!" he greeted turning to his friends.
"Good afternoon, ma'am!" A very tall red head bowed smiling at her, "Peregrin Took at your service!"
"Darla is it?" asked another abnormally tall hobbit grasping her hand and shaking it, "Lovely name. Mine's Meriadoc, preferably Merry, Merry Brandybuck." She couldn't help but smile at the handsome hobbit.
"And of course you know Mr. Frodo," said Sam motioning to the last of the men. Before her stood the most handsome hobbit she had ever seen in her life. He stared at the ground with a far off sad look in his eyes. Sam nudged him and he looked up and half smiled at the girl in front of him. She looked into his piercing blue eyes and at that moment she was hooked. She was a Frodo Baggins groupie.
*New, you're so new. You, you're new. And I've never had this taste in the past. New, you're so new. My normal hesitation is gone, and I gravitate to your will, Are you here to fetch me out? Cause I've never had this taste in my mouth. Oh you're not old and you're not familiar, recently discovered,
and I'm learning about you. New, you're so new. You, You're new.*
This was a new felling. It was like a rush. She could barely speak but she just looked at his face and didn't realize that the rest of the group was staring at her. She clutched her basket of carrots and forgot all time. She only wanted to stay at the door of Bag End and stare at Frodo Baggins.
"Darla?" asked Merry waving his hand in her face, "Are you awake?"
"Oh!" she gasped shaking herself mentally, "I'm sorry, I dozed off! What did you say?"
"I asked if you would like to stay for tea?" Rosie asked.
"Oh no! My father must be furious. I've really been gone too long. Thank you anyways!" and with that Darla Duklemyer ran off down the road to her parents home under The Hill.
"What an odd little fawn," remarked Peregrin walking into the house after Rosie and Sam.
"Quiet a beauty, though, don't you think Frodo?" Merry asked looking off after the dark haired girl.
"Huh? OH! Yes, yes, very nice day," he answered not really knowing what they were talking about and walking into the house. Merry followed after him.
"Frodo, my good man, you are plagued by the worst thing imaginable."
"And what would that be, Merry?" He asked smiling.
"You don't know a beautiful woman when you see one!"
"And you do, Merry?" asked Pippin.
"Yes I do! And that right there was a beautiful woman!" he answered looking out the window and down the lane.
"You know Merry," Rosie said putting a kettle of water on the fire, "Darla was just let go by her ex-beau, Aron Fulkermer."
"Oh really? I would have figured he would have held on to a doe like her for quiet a while. I over heard him talking about her in the pub just about a week ago."
"You know Aron, he likes his women to be a little more. loose," Sam remarked lighting his pipe. Merry just grunted still staring out the window.
"Is our Merry, starting to have a bit of a crush on Darla?" Pippin teased.
"No!" he argued turning away from the window and slamming the curtain shut. Frodo sat in his chair and laughed at his two bachelor friend's antics. He sighed and rubbed his shoulder, which was giving off a dull ache, he went back to sadly staring into nowhere.
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Darla ran as fast a she could back home. She didn't mind though, she felt like flying! After her wonderful experience at Bag End she was in love! But she knew the story of what had happened to Frodo. The entire Shire knew. She knew that these things would cause problems. He had been scarred by his journey. She couldn't blame him. She could hardly imagine leaving her parents house, let alone the Shire! But still she was in love!
"Where have you been?" bellowed her father as she ran into the kitchen breathing heavily.
"I'm sorry, dad, I got to talking with Rosie Gamgee, and her husband." She explained setting to preparing the carrots for dinner.
"You didn't say nothin' to that loony they have living with them did you?" he asked from the other room.
"His name is Frodo and it's his house for one thing!" she shouted getting heated, "You've never met him, how would you know if he was a loony or not. Goodness! You hardly even leave your chair."
"Well, who wouldn't be a loony after what he's done! He was raised by that crackpot Bilbo, and he went off about a year ago and 'supposedly' saved the entire world!"
"Give him some slack father, he's been through a lot!" she said bustling around the kitchen, "Besides he hardly even spoke while I was there. I did meet a couple of his traveling partners, though."
"Where they cracked too?"
"No, but they were tall! They were Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took. I heard they fought in the Great War!" she gushed setting a kettle over the fire.
"They must be just as nuts!"
"Oh daddy!" she said rather annoyed now coming into the front room and sitting in front of the graying hobbit slouched over in a chair.
"I don't want you mixing with that sort! You'll be getting strange thoughts and before you know you'll be off. TRAVELING!"
"You are so judgmental, father!"
"You are so much like your mother!"
"How is mom?"
"How is she always?" she spat looking darkly at his only child. Darla got up at that and walked into her mother's bedroom. It was toward the back of the house and dark. The curtains were drawn and the lack of light caused a ghostly feel to be over the room.
"Mom?" she asked quietly looking into the dark room. A small figure moved slightly in the bed.
"Hello Darla!" a scratchy voice croaked from under the mound of quilts, "Did you get the carrots, honey?"
"Yes, mom. I met someone today." She said coming in and sitting next to her mother.
"Oh, tell me darlin' is it a new beau?"
"Well, I've come to fancy one of them."
"OH! Tell me!"
"You remember those hobbits who went off and saved Middle Earth?"
"Yes,"
"Well, that's who I met. Their names are Peregrin Took, Meriadoc Brandybuck, and.Frodo Baggins!
"Its Frodo you fancy isn't it?"
"You know me too well mother!"
"Darla, please don't get your hopes up with this one!"
"Why mother?"
"He's. he's just. scarred."
"I don't know what you mean?"
"He's been through a lot, I don't think he's capable of loving a woman."
"You've never met him, how would you know??" she asked getting rather hot.
"I just don't want you to get hurt!"
"I can look out for myself!" she said and stormed out of the room!
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Okay, that's it! Hope you like it so far! If you like it you can review down there with that purplish button. If you don't you can review anyway, and tell me how much it sucked! I don't care I just wanna hear from you my wonderful public! Laterz-DB:D
Disclaimer: Okay, I have to say it officially so sorry to repeat myself. I do not own Lord of the Rings. I honestly don't know who does. It could be Michael Jackson for all I know, but really I don't care. I also don't own No Doubt; I do however own a copy of their latest cd. The one with all their singles on it. I really recommend it to all out there in La La Land!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOTE: This story takes place in the Shire after the War of the Ring and all that good business! This takes place in hobbiton and it has hobbits in it. Just hobbits, for now, I'm playing with some things in my head. This is not a slash. I don't know why you would think so, but just in case you didn't understand. I don't know what the title means it just sounds cool to me. Also those things that are set off from everything else are song lyrics. I don't know why but I like to put songs in my fics. So there ya go!
In the End of the Bag
Chapter 1: Ex-girlfriend/New
*^*^*^*
*I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend, I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them, and you know it makes me sick to be on that
list, but I should of thought of that before we kissed*
"Oh Rosie! Thank you so much! I don't know what I would do without you!"
"Oh, please! You'd just go steal carrots from some other married wretch down the street!" Rosie replied handing a basket of carrots to a dark haired woman on the porch.
"You aren't a wretch! You have a lovely marriage! Sam is a wonderful hobbit, you should consider yourself lucky," the woman replied.
"I know Darla! Sam is a wonderful man! A bit dense now and then, but a good hobbit!" the older woman replied smiling.
"I should love to find a caring young hobbit of my own and get away from my father, but. I don't think that will be anytime soon," Darla sulked.
"But weren't you going with that handsome Aron Fulkermer?"
"Not anymore I'm not! It was all that Sandy Groulbers fault! If she wasn't such a whore I might still be goin' with him!"
"That's a shame! He was such a nice boy."
"Oh stop! You sound like my mother!" she laughed, "Really, I always knew I'd end up his ex-girlfriend."
"Well, believe me, Darla Duklemyer, you will hold a special place with the rest of them!"
"You really think so? It kinda makes me sick to think of that! But I really should of thought of that before we kissed. My, he was a good kisser!"
"Ooooh," Rosie giggled, "I'd ask for details but here comes that husband of mine and his rowdy friends." Darla blushed as she turned to greet the boys coming up the walk to Bag End.
"Hello, my flower!" Sam smiled kissing his wife.
"Hello, dear! Why don't you introduce your friends to Darla Duklemyer?"
" 'Ello Darla!" he greeted turning to his friends.
"Good afternoon, ma'am!" A very tall red head bowed smiling at her, "Peregrin Took at your service!"
"Darla is it?" asked another abnormally tall hobbit grasping her hand and shaking it, "Lovely name. Mine's Meriadoc, preferably Merry, Merry Brandybuck." She couldn't help but smile at the handsome hobbit.
"And of course you know Mr. Frodo," said Sam motioning to the last of the men. Before her stood the most handsome hobbit she had ever seen in her life. He stared at the ground with a far off sad look in his eyes. Sam nudged him and he looked up and half smiled at the girl in front of him. She looked into his piercing blue eyes and at that moment she was hooked. She was a Frodo Baggins groupie.
*New, you're so new. You, you're new. And I've never had this taste in the past. New, you're so new. My normal hesitation is gone, and I gravitate to your will, Are you here to fetch me out? Cause I've never had this taste in my mouth. Oh you're not old and you're not familiar, recently discovered,
and I'm learning about you. New, you're so new. You, You're new.*
This was a new felling. It was like a rush. She could barely speak but she just looked at his face and didn't realize that the rest of the group was staring at her. She clutched her basket of carrots and forgot all time. She only wanted to stay at the door of Bag End and stare at Frodo Baggins.
"Darla?" asked Merry waving his hand in her face, "Are you awake?"
"Oh!" she gasped shaking herself mentally, "I'm sorry, I dozed off! What did you say?"
"I asked if you would like to stay for tea?" Rosie asked.
"Oh no! My father must be furious. I've really been gone too long. Thank you anyways!" and with that Darla Duklemyer ran off down the road to her parents home under The Hill.
"What an odd little fawn," remarked Peregrin walking into the house after Rosie and Sam.
"Quiet a beauty, though, don't you think Frodo?" Merry asked looking off after the dark haired girl.
"Huh? OH! Yes, yes, very nice day," he answered not really knowing what they were talking about and walking into the house. Merry followed after him.
"Frodo, my good man, you are plagued by the worst thing imaginable."
"And what would that be, Merry?" He asked smiling.
"You don't know a beautiful woman when you see one!"
"And you do, Merry?" asked Pippin.
"Yes I do! And that right there was a beautiful woman!" he answered looking out the window and down the lane.
"You know Merry," Rosie said putting a kettle of water on the fire, "Darla was just let go by her ex-beau, Aron Fulkermer."
"Oh really? I would have figured he would have held on to a doe like her for quiet a while. I over heard him talking about her in the pub just about a week ago."
"You know Aron, he likes his women to be a little more. loose," Sam remarked lighting his pipe. Merry just grunted still staring out the window.
"Is our Merry, starting to have a bit of a crush on Darla?" Pippin teased.
"No!" he argued turning away from the window and slamming the curtain shut. Frodo sat in his chair and laughed at his two bachelor friend's antics. He sighed and rubbed his shoulder, which was giving off a dull ache, he went back to sadly staring into nowhere.
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Darla ran as fast a she could back home. She didn't mind though, she felt like flying! After her wonderful experience at Bag End she was in love! But she knew the story of what had happened to Frodo. The entire Shire knew. She knew that these things would cause problems. He had been scarred by his journey. She couldn't blame him. She could hardly imagine leaving her parents house, let alone the Shire! But still she was in love!
"Where have you been?" bellowed her father as she ran into the kitchen breathing heavily.
"I'm sorry, dad, I got to talking with Rosie Gamgee, and her husband." She explained setting to preparing the carrots for dinner.
"You didn't say nothin' to that loony they have living with them did you?" he asked from the other room.
"His name is Frodo and it's his house for one thing!" she shouted getting heated, "You've never met him, how would you know if he was a loony or not. Goodness! You hardly even leave your chair."
"Well, who wouldn't be a loony after what he's done! He was raised by that crackpot Bilbo, and he went off about a year ago and 'supposedly' saved the entire world!"
"Give him some slack father, he's been through a lot!" she said bustling around the kitchen, "Besides he hardly even spoke while I was there. I did meet a couple of his traveling partners, though."
"Where they cracked too?"
"No, but they were tall! They were Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took. I heard they fought in the Great War!" she gushed setting a kettle over the fire.
"They must be just as nuts!"
"Oh daddy!" she said rather annoyed now coming into the front room and sitting in front of the graying hobbit slouched over in a chair.
"I don't want you mixing with that sort! You'll be getting strange thoughts and before you know you'll be off. TRAVELING!"
"You are so judgmental, father!"
"You are so much like your mother!"
"How is mom?"
"How is she always?" she spat looking darkly at his only child. Darla got up at that and walked into her mother's bedroom. It was toward the back of the house and dark. The curtains were drawn and the lack of light caused a ghostly feel to be over the room.
"Mom?" she asked quietly looking into the dark room. A small figure moved slightly in the bed.
"Hello Darla!" a scratchy voice croaked from under the mound of quilts, "Did you get the carrots, honey?"
"Yes, mom. I met someone today." She said coming in and sitting next to her mother.
"Oh, tell me darlin' is it a new beau?"
"Well, I've come to fancy one of them."
"OH! Tell me!"
"You remember those hobbits who went off and saved Middle Earth?"
"Yes,"
"Well, that's who I met. Their names are Peregrin Took, Meriadoc Brandybuck, and.Frodo Baggins!
"Its Frodo you fancy isn't it?"
"You know me too well mother!"
"Darla, please don't get your hopes up with this one!"
"Why mother?"
"He's. he's just. scarred."
"I don't know what you mean?"
"He's been through a lot, I don't think he's capable of loving a woman."
"You've never met him, how would you know??" she asked getting rather hot.
"I just don't want you to get hurt!"
"I can look out for myself!" she said and stormed out of the room!
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Okay, that's it! Hope you like it so far! If you like it you can review down there with that purplish button. If you don't you can review anyway, and tell me how much it sucked! I don't care I just wanna hear from you my wonderful public! Laterz-DB:D