What is this new devilry? What sort of sick and twisted mind did this
originate from? Why, mine of course! Tis all part of my master plan to mess
with people's heads! Mwahahahahaha!
Legolas: (takes a step away from Fancifulunicorn)
FU: On another note, I do not own any of these characters, except the announcer, however Nintendonut1 is my friend but I don't "own" her. That would be really weird now that I think of it.
Legolas: Would you move on already?
FU: (knocks him out with a frying pan)
Announcer: Hello! And welcome to the Crazy Games! Here is where Lord of the rings and Super Smash Bros. Melee characters compete in several competitions. Its like the Olympics without annoying judges or medals. The group with the most competitions won wins. So, let the games begin!
Merry & Pippin vs. Yoshi & Kirby in: A Pie Eating Contest!
Announcer: Whoever finishes their large stack of pies first wins! Ready? Go!
Merry: (starts shoveling a pie in his mouth)
Pippin: (shovels two pies at once)
Yoshi: (swallowing pie after pie with his crazy tongue)
Kirby: (takes a look around at the others, then swallows every single pie, and Pippin)
A: And the winner is.Kirby!
Pippin: (from inside Kirby's stomach) Murry! Hep mee!
Merry: Let him go you.pink fluff ball!
Kirby: (spits out Pippin, but he now has some nice curly hair, has rock throwing power, and smokes a lot)
Pippin: You stole my hair!
A: Well, looks like Kirby took his prize! Here's the next competition!
Legolas vs. Link in: An Archery Contest!
A: Both contestants will hit a series of targets, best accuracy wins. Let's go!
L&L: (They hit a series of bulls eyes easily, then hit all apples and eggs thrown by Yoshi. They also hit the last target, which was a parasol, and airborne objects were over since Yoshi was too busy running from Peach)
Link: Not bad, for a guy with such girly hair.
Legolas: So what if I'm well kept, at least I care about my appearance, unlike you who probably has unbelievably bad hat hair under that Santa hat.
Link: It's a green cap, NOT A SANTA HAT!
Legolas: Ok, sheesh, don't get your tights all in a bunch.
Link: Look who's talking.
Legolas: *gasp* They're bunching?! Where?!
Link: HA! Made you look!
Legolas: Why you little! I oughta kick your-
A: Alright! Since you're both fairly matched we shall have a tiebreaker! Whoever can make their biggest fan like them better! The one she chooses will win!
Nintendonut1: (enters the room) Omg! It's them! *Screams and faints on the spot*
L&L: *sweatdrop*
To be continued.
FU: Ok, I know it stinks, but its my first try at fan fiction, so don't torch me! Review please!
Legolas: And then torch her!
FU: (knocks him out with a frying pan, again)
Legolas: (takes a step away from Fancifulunicorn)
FU: On another note, I do not own any of these characters, except the announcer, however Nintendonut1 is my friend but I don't "own" her. That would be really weird now that I think of it.
Legolas: Would you move on already?
FU: (knocks him out with a frying pan)
Announcer: Hello! And welcome to the Crazy Games! Here is where Lord of the rings and Super Smash Bros. Melee characters compete in several competitions. Its like the Olympics without annoying judges or medals. The group with the most competitions won wins. So, let the games begin!
Merry & Pippin vs. Yoshi & Kirby in: A Pie Eating Contest!
Announcer: Whoever finishes their large stack of pies first wins! Ready? Go!
Merry: (starts shoveling a pie in his mouth)
Pippin: (shovels two pies at once)
Yoshi: (swallowing pie after pie with his crazy tongue)
Kirby: (takes a look around at the others, then swallows every single pie, and Pippin)
A: And the winner is.Kirby!
Pippin: (from inside Kirby's stomach) Murry! Hep mee!
Merry: Let him go you.pink fluff ball!
Kirby: (spits out Pippin, but he now has some nice curly hair, has rock throwing power, and smokes a lot)
Pippin: You stole my hair!
A: Well, looks like Kirby took his prize! Here's the next competition!
Legolas vs. Link in: An Archery Contest!
A: Both contestants will hit a series of targets, best accuracy wins. Let's go!
L&L: (They hit a series of bulls eyes easily, then hit all apples and eggs thrown by Yoshi. They also hit the last target, which was a parasol, and airborne objects were over since Yoshi was too busy running from Peach)
Link: Not bad, for a guy with such girly hair.
Legolas: So what if I'm well kept, at least I care about my appearance, unlike you who probably has unbelievably bad hat hair under that Santa hat.
Link: It's a green cap, NOT A SANTA HAT!
Legolas: Ok, sheesh, don't get your tights all in a bunch.
Link: Look who's talking.
Legolas: *gasp* They're bunching?! Where?!
Link: HA! Made you look!
Legolas: Why you little! I oughta kick your-
A: Alright! Since you're both fairly matched we shall have a tiebreaker! Whoever can make their biggest fan like them better! The one she chooses will win!
Nintendonut1: (enters the room) Omg! It's them! *Screams and faints on the spot*
L&L: *sweatdrop*
To be continued.
FU: Ok, I know it stinks, but its my first try at fan fiction, so don't torch me! Review please!
Legolas: And then torch her!
FU: (knocks him out with a frying pan, again)