Hey everybody I'm back and still without a co-author. I think I should put up an ad for a co-author. Hey maybe J.K. Rowling will be my co-author that would be cool. She could pay me big bucks too. What do you think? P.S. Once again Roxanne edited this. (Roxanne: I'm so super-de-duper!!) Anyway on with the story!

Chapter 2

Harry went to the bus stop and waited there for ten minutes. When the bus came he got on and saw it was almost packed full. He put his money in the money slot and went to see if he could find a spot.

He found a spot beside an elderly lady. "Can I sit beside you ma'am?" Harry asked the lady.

"Why of course," the lady moved over and patted the seat beside her. "Why aren't you a hunk?"

"Well I have been working out lately," Harry answered flexing his muscles.

"Are you going to see your girlfriend, Mr. Hunk?"

"Actually," Harry said, "I have liked her for as long as I can remember, but she's not my girlfriend yet."

"Well she'll be one lucky girl to have you as a boyfriend," the lady said with a comforting voice.

"This is my stop! It's been a pleasure to meet you," Harry said to the lady as he left the bus. "What a weirdo! She's been so lonely, she's gone crazy."

"Now Hermoinie said she would be around here someplace," Harry said to himself, "But where?"

"BOOO!" Hermoinie yelled right behind Harry.

"HOLY MOTHER FUCKER!" Harry screamed and turned around.

"Hehehehe, sorry I couldn't help it," Hermoinie apologized.

"Apology accepted," Harry replied. "Now what do we do?"

"Follow me!" Hermoinie said and grabbed his arm and ran through an alley. She led him through almost a million turns until they were at a dead and.

"Let me guess, we have to tap bricks in a certain pattern just like Diagon Ally?" Harry questioned.

"Well no, but I thought we could do something for fun here where nobody will see us!"

"What would that be?"

"Ummmm . Why don't I just do it 'cause it's hard to explain?" Hermoinie stuttered.

"All right."

Hermoinie went up to Harry and reached forward to his shirt. She grabbed his shirt and pulled it off.

"Wow!" She said with surprise.

"I've been working out!" Harry said proudly.

"It's not that. I'm surprised that your shirt came off so fast."

"Well thanks for the complement."

"Your welcome," Hermoinie said walking closer to Harry. "Now where were we?"

"You just pulled off my shirt," Harry said, grinning.

"O ya," Hermoinie said and touched Harry's chest. "Now get ready."