Hey everybody. As you all know now I can be pretty weird in the story. Today is one of those days again! My co-authors think I'm the greatest storywriter ever. They event think I'm better than.... um....er.....uh...OK enough of that lets hear what we have to say ourselves all right?

Roxanne: Wow! Someone's having a lying spree. Anyways right now I would rather be drawing.. Harry sure is dumb in this, even dumber than Draco in my story (Harry Potter and the Love Line Lane @ fanfiction.net/~sunkissedmoonlight) actually Draco is quite sexy.

Chapter 4

Hermione and Harry sat in the back of the car staring at each other. "Awwwwww! Isn't that sweet," Doris butted in.

"Be quiet, mum," Hermione retorted. "Nothing's happening we just haven't seen each other all summer!"

"Ya, I haven't seen her all summer! Anyways, Why would I date that bitch! I wouldn't date her if she was the last girl on earth and Draco was the only guy," Harry added. Hermione looked at Harry with an evil glare. "I'm not joking!!"

"Harry, Mum doesn't like when asshole's swear," Hermione said to Harry through clenched teeth.

"Oh sorry," Harry apologized. "How much farther to your house Hermione?"

"Not that far now. Maybe two minutes or so," Hermione answered. "Do you want to help me with SPEW? I've been planning on giving them all leather jackets for Christmas!"

"All right, but where are we getting the leather jackets?"

"Umm.er.uh.I was actually planning on making them ourselves," Hermione stuttered.

"Sounds like fun! When do we start?"

"When we get to school 'cause then we can use magic and make them with less time and energy," Hermione answered.

"We're here!" Doris called as they pulled up to a house that looked like it was out of a book.

Harry and Hermione got out of the car and went up to the front door. Doris walked up and put a key in the door and gave it a turn.

"Wow how did you shove that thing into the door?" Harry asked in amazement.

"Well she just put it into the little slot and it went in," Hermione tried to explain.

Doris opened the door and they walked in. They took their shoes off and went to Hermione's room. Hermione quickly shut the door and locked it.

"Now lets gave some fun!" She said.

"Hermione! There's a letter for you and Harry here!" Doris called up the stairs.

"Oh, it must be our new school supplies list," Hermione said opening the door. "Let's go!" Harry sighed and ran out after Hermione and down the stairs. Harry grabbed his letter and opened it.

"I have to get Magic spell book XIIVX!" He exclaimed.

"So do I," Hermione gasped, out of breath. "We have to go to Diagon Alley to get these,"

"Do we go by floo powder?" Harry asked.

"No, we drive!"