Hey again. Wow I sure am writing lots, I guess its cuz I don't have much to
do. Any way my co-authors have been a big help cuz I don't really have good
editing skills. So I decided to give them a promotion to...um....er...uh.
what's after co-author and co-co-author besides author? I just won't give
them a promotion so I don't have to think. There were all happy! Now on
with the story!
Roxanne: Wow thanks for nothing! I was hoping for a raise. Anything is better than nothing!
Chapter 5
"What!?" Harry exclaimed. "You can't drive! I can't drive either!"
"Not me dumbass!" Hermione remarked. "My mum will drive, geez what did you think? That I was responsible enough to drive. Ha! You got to be kidding me. Last time I tried to drive I knocked out the wall leading into Diagon Alley!"
"Umm.. Tricked ya!" Harry quickly retorted. "You fell for my trick! You've got to be pretty stupid to fall for that. It's probably the oldest trick in the book."
"Well you're not the smartest either and it sounded like you thought I was going drive smart ass!"
"Hermione don't be a potty mouth like the young asshole over there," Doris butted in.
"Well shouldn't we be going, mum?" Hermione asked.
"Why of course," Doris replied. "We have to get your school supplies." They got in the car and buckled up. Doris put the keys in and fired up the engine.
"Let's put the pedal to the metal!" Doris shoved her foot on the gas pedal and the car went speeding off the driveway. They shot down the street and made a sharp turn onto the highway.
"Move it or lose it buddy!" Doris screamed as they went barreling by a small car.
*Police siren noises* "This is the police!" Someone yelled at them from behind, "Pull your vehicle over, NOW!"
"All right you lazy ass teens who think they can do whatever they want," Doris mumbled.
"Mum, they might hear you!" Hermione whispered.
"Like I care," Doris retorted. "It's not like they will lock me up in an institution or anything."
"Knowing you they just might," Harry said under his breath.
The police came up to the window and Doris rolled it down. "Please state your name ma'am," the police officer said.
"And what if I don't?" Doris questioned.
"We'll have to take you into the station," the police officer answered.
"That's close enough to an institution," Harry mumbled. Hermione tried to stop herself from giggling to loud, but she couldn't.
"Hermione shut your stupid trap I'm flirting! I mean negotiating with the police," Doris said.
"Mum can we walk to the store? It's not that far from here,"
"All right, just don't get lost again."
Harry and Hermione scrambled out of the car and started walking to Diagon Alley.
"Now Harry, why don't we have some more fun?" Hermione asked in a voice that flowed like molasses.
"Cause we have to go get our new school supplies," Harry answered.
Hermione's voice changed back to normal. "Oh yea, school supplies."
Roxanne: Wow thanks for nothing! I was hoping for a raise. Anything is better than nothing!
Chapter 5
"What!?" Harry exclaimed. "You can't drive! I can't drive either!"
"Not me dumbass!" Hermione remarked. "My mum will drive, geez what did you think? That I was responsible enough to drive. Ha! You got to be kidding me. Last time I tried to drive I knocked out the wall leading into Diagon Alley!"
"Umm.. Tricked ya!" Harry quickly retorted. "You fell for my trick! You've got to be pretty stupid to fall for that. It's probably the oldest trick in the book."
"Well you're not the smartest either and it sounded like you thought I was going drive smart ass!"
"Hermione don't be a potty mouth like the young asshole over there," Doris butted in.
"Well shouldn't we be going, mum?" Hermione asked.
"Why of course," Doris replied. "We have to get your school supplies." They got in the car and buckled up. Doris put the keys in and fired up the engine.
"Let's put the pedal to the metal!" Doris shoved her foot on the gas pedal and the car went speeding off the driveway. They shot down the street and made a sharp turn onto the highway.
"Move it or lose it buddy!" Doris screamed as they went barreling by a small car.
*Police siren noises* "This is the police!" Someone yelled at them from behind, "Pull your vehicle over, NOW!"
"All right you lazy ass teens who think they can do whatever they want," Doris mumbled.
"Mum, they might hear you!" Hermione whispered.
"Like I care," Doris retorted. "It's not like they will lock me up in an institution or anything."
"Knowing you they just might," Harry said under his breath.
The police came up to the window and Doris rolled it down. "Please state your name ma'am," the police officer said.
"And what if I don't?" Doris questioned.
"We'll have to take you into the station," the police officer answered.
"That's close enough to an institution," Harry mumbled. Hermione tried to stop herself from giggling to loud, but she couldn't.
"Hermione shut your stupid trap I'm flirting! I mean negotiating with the police," Doris said.
"Mum can we walk to the store? It's not that far from here,"
"All right, just don't get lost again."
Harry and Hermione scrambled out of the car and started walking to Diagon Alley.
"Now Harry, why don't we have some more fun?" Hermione asked in a voice that flowed like molasses.
"Cause we have to go get our new school supplies," Harry answered.
Hermione's voice changed back to normal. "Oh yea, school supplies."