Hey everybody. I'm kinda whacked out right now so don't get all freaked out when you read this chapter. Now everybody knows about the guy in the institution Gordy. I have some bad news about him, he's not gonna die! Boo hoo! Doesn't that just suck ass? Well what ya gonna do bout it? I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go play Fire Emblem! (I just bought it last night). O shit I can't play. Damn GBA SP why can't you charge your batteries faster? I'll just finish writin this chapter then go see if it's done chargin.

Chapter 9

Hogwarts Express

Harry went up the stairs and got his letter. "Awesome, it's not from the ministry of magic, bonus!" Harry exclaimed. "It's from Hermione." Harry opened it and read Hermione's letter.

Dear Harry, Thanks to you I am grounded and have to do all the chores in the house. You really made me mad so I'm gonna make you mad by not letting you help me with SPEW. How do you like that? Bet you hate it huh? Well you're lucky that I didn't get grounded at the start of summer or I wouldn't ever go out with you again. C ya at the train lover boy.

Love Hermione.

"Wow," I thought she would be a little bit madder. "O well. I gotta go beat Ron in wizards chess now." Harry went back downstairs and told Ron about the letter.

"You're so lucky, Harry," Ron said. "Man if I was caught using magic I would be in so much shit it wouldn't be funny."

"Ron, Harry, its time to go to the train station!" Mrs. Weasley called.

"All right," Ron exclaimed. "Now we get to go and do stuff that mum won't normally let us do." Harry and Ron ran upstairs and grabbed their bags. They scrambled outside and threw their stuff into the trunk of the car. They got in the car and went to the train station.

"Platform 9 ¾," Harry said when they go to the station.

"Is everybody ready?" Mrs. Weasley asked. Well then lets go." Ron went first. He ran at the wall and went through. "Ginny, it's your turn." Ginny ran at the wall just like Ron and also went through.

"I guess it's my turn," Harry said and ran at the wall. Harry went full charge at the wall, but hit a rock and went flying off the side onto some train tracks. All his things on the cart fell off onto the tracks. "O shit! How am I supposed to get all my stuff now?"

"Not to worry dear," Mrs. Weasley said. "We'll just pick them up." They started picking up Harry's things when a security guard came up to them.

"What in the name of mother fucking shit do you think you're doing?" the officer questioned.

"Well um. we were uh. walking when my cart hit a rock or some other piece of shit and it fell onto the tracks and spilled all my stuff," Harry answered.

"Well I'll be a mother fucker, why didn't you say so I would've helped ya?" The officer helped pick Harry's stuff up. When they had all his things picked up the officer left them and Harry carefully walked through the wall.

"The Hogwarts express," Harry said. "Where all the weird things happen." Harry got on the train and went to see if he could find Ron and Hermione.