As we last left our heroes, WE DO NOT KNOW! PploafjklQ%()812

Oh, yes. Naruto got hit in the head with a flying toaster.

SUDDENLY, KING KONG CAME IN

"CHIKKIN IN A BASKET!!11!11" he yelled.

Hokage's mom got mad at him.

"LOL U STOEL MI KOFE!1!1"

"Well, SORRY," said Mr. Kong.

Sasuke was still at McDonald's.

Picking up breakfast.

Now, here's a normal breakfast for Sasuke:

4 Egg McMuffins

3 King Size Fries

9 2-liter bottles of Soda

Yes, he eats this all.

Possibly in one helping. Or when he turns the corner. WHATEVER.

As Naruto was recovering from his toaster attack, someone was plotting some evil.

INSIDE A CASTLE, FAR FAR AWAY, THERE WAS A DUCK.

"HAHAHA! I shall soon overcome Naruto and those other people!!11"

"First, I need to..."

"To..."

"DAMMIT! I FORGOT!"

Suddenly, at the market, a man was walking down the street wearing a muffin hat.

"I R THE MUFFIN MAN!!!"

IRC SWITCH!

Calvin What the HELL?

Naruto OH GOD, MY SPLEEN!

Sakura OOO, I'M A PRETTY DANCER

* Sakura has been kicked by Calvin. (Being a pretty dancer sucks!)

ToasterMan WOSSUPPPPPP

** Sakura has joined the channel. (Sakura~#&!274891@hell.http.99)

NORMAL SWITCH!

"Sup," said Sasuke as he finished his ''breakfast''.

AND I SHALL STOP HERE!

THE SUSPENSE! OH GOD, THE SUSPENSE!