Hey I'm writin now more because I'm bored. And if you don't know yet I got
a guitar (I actually had it when I was writing chapter 11 but I forgot to
tell you peepz). I can play 7na (7 nation army) and Adams song by blink
182. Anyway I'm not playin my guitar now (obviously) because I was just
playin it. Now on wit da story.
Chapter 12
Hogwarts
On top of Neville's yelling you could hear the whole train erupt in laughter. Every once in a while people came to the door and yelled "OH BURN!"
"Way to go Harry," Hermione said. "Now everyone knows about us."
"I know isn't it great!" Harry exclaimed jumping up and down trying to put on his shirt. "Now we can do it in public!"
"NO!" Hermione exclaimed. "This means that we're going to be made fun of."
"And your point is?" Harry asked.
"You're so stupid."
"I know!"
Hermione hurried and got her clothes on and left the room, only to be laughed at by everyone. "ARRRGHHHH!" Hermione yelled. "Why is that jerk ass so stupid?"
"It's because he's dating you!" Neville said. "Now that's a BURN!" The train erupted in laughter once again and Hermione stormed to the bathroom and locked herself in the stall.
Harry didn't see what was so funny so he thought he would go out and see what it was. As soon as he stepped out Neville pointed and said, "now who's the kid everyone laughs at? That would be you!"
"Wow I must be really funny let's see if I can entertain them even more. A guy walks into a bar, ouch! Da dun dun chhh. The train erupted in even more laughter. Harry thought he must be good so he tried another one. What do you get if you cross a retard with a moron?"
"You!" Neville shouted and the train was exploding with so much laughter.
Just then Malfoy and Ron came out of their room to see what was so funny. Harry saw them and thought he could make everyone laugh a million times harder so he yelled above the laughter, "Hey guess what? Malfoy and Ron are dating!" This time the train's floor was covered with bodies rolling on the floor laughing their fucking asses off.
Ron snorted and said, "Yeah so what? Being gay does have its benefits. Like take Malfoy here, he's reeaaaallly good when it comes to a bedroom and boy do I like it! And I love him!"
"You do?" Malfoy said holding back tears. "That's so sweet. I'm gonna give you somethin you'll really like."
"Oh yeah!" Ron said and followed Malfoy back into the room.
The train then stopped laughing and was replaced with "ewwwwwww's."
Ding! "WE have arrived at Hogwarts School of bitchcraft. I mean witchcraft and wizardry.
"Aw damn," Ron said from the room.
"Don't worry I'll give it to you double good in hHogwarts."
Chapter 12
Hogwarts
On top of Neville's yelling you could hear the whole train erupt in laughter. Every once in a while people came to the door and yelled "OH BURN!"
"Way to go Harry," Hermione said. "Now everyone knows about us."
"I know isn't it great!" Harry exclaimed jumping up and down trying to put on his shirt. "Now we can do it in public!"
"NO!" Hermione exclaimed. "This means that we're going to be made fun of."
"And your point is?" Harry asked.
"You're so stupid."
"I know!"
Hermione hurried and got her clothes on and left the room, only to be laughed at by everyone. "ARRRGHHHH!" Hermione yelled. "Why is that jerk ass so stupid?"
"It's because he's dating you!" Neville said. "Now that's a BURN!" The train erupted in laughter once again and Hermione stormed to the bathroom and locked herself in the stall.
Harry didn't see what was so funny so he thought he would go out and see what it was. As soon as he stepped out Neville pointed and said, "now who's the kid everyone laughs at? That would be you!"
"Wow I must be really funny let's see if I can entertain them even more. A guy walks into a bar, ouch! Da dun dun chhh. The train erupted in even more laughter. Harry thought he must be good so he tried another one. What do you get if you cross a retard with a moron?"
"You!" Neville shouted and the train was exploding with so much laughter.
Just then Malfoy and Ron came out of their room to see what was so funny. Harry saw them and thought he could make everyone laugh a million times harder so he yelled above the laughter, "Hey guess what? Malfoy and Ron are dating!" This time the train's floor was covered with bodies rolling on the floor laughing their fucking asses off.
Ron snorted and said, "Yeah so what? Being gay does have its benefits. Like take Malfoy here, he's reeaaaallly good when it comes to a bedroom and boy do I like it! And I love him!"
"You do?" Malfoy said holding back tears. "That's so sweet. I'm gonna give you somethin you'll really like."
"Oh yeah!" Ron said and followed Malfoy back into the room.
The train then stopped laughing and was replaced with "ewwwwwww's."
Ding! "WE have arrived at Hogwarts School of bitchcraft. I mean witchcraft and wizardry.
"Aw damn," Ron said from the room.
"Don't worry I'll give it to you double good in hHogwarts."