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ALL OF THIS UP MYSELF!!!
If If they didn't fight at Helm's Deep, Would Haldir ever die? If they didn't wander into Balin's Tomb, Would Gimli ever cry? If the orcs weren't so brutal, Would they ever be at war? If Gandalf wasn't old, Would he still be such a bore? If Cave Trolls weren't so stupid, Would they still try to fight? If Frodo wasn't a coward, Would he still be stabbed by a creature as black as night? If Boromir wouldn't have been so careless, Would he still have gotten shot? If Denethor hadn't killed himself, Would he have burned the whole lot? If the Nazgul didn't ride horses, Would they walk or would they run? If the nine mortal men weren't doomed to die, Would they have had more fun? If Elvish didn't exist, Would the elves learn Japanese? If the men lost in battle, Would they fall crying on their knees? If the ring didn't pass to Bilbo, Would he have aged a couple more days? If Gollum wasn't crazy, Would he learn the human ways? If Galadriel broke her mirror, Would she have saw it? If Smeagol didn't find the ring, Would he remain a hobbit? If Arwen did steal Glorfindel's only part, Would Glorfindel be mad? If Bilbo got writer's block, Would he become very sad? If Hobbits weren't short, Would they reach the lightswitch? If they lived in Edoras, Would they be more rich? If Aragorn took a bath, Would he be more pretty? If Pippin couldn't sing good, Would Denethor give him at least a penny? If Sam wasn't fat, Would he still eat a lot? If Gandalf lost his hat, Would he get hot? If Sauron wore a dress, Would he still be mean? If Aragorn was ugly, Would he still be made king? If Elrond had normal eyebrows, Would he wax them? If Gimli was skinny, Would he skip the gym. So many questions, I have to ask. If Tolkien didn't write the books, Would he find another task?
If If they didn't fight at Helm's Deep, Would Haldir ever die? If they didn't wander into Balin's Tomb, Would Gimli ever cry? If the orcs weren't so brutal, Would they ever be at war? If Gandalf wasn't old, Would he still be such a bore? If Cave Trolls weren't so stupid, Would they still try to fight? If Frodo wasn't a coward, Would he still be stabbed by a creature as black as night? If Boromir wouldn't have been so careless, Would he still have gotten shot? If Denethor hadn't killed himself, Would he have burned the whole lot? If the Nazgul didn't ride horses, Would they walk or would they run? If the nine mortal men weren't doomed to die, Would they have had more fun? If Elvish didn't exist, Would the elves learn Japanese? If the men lost in battle, Would they fall crying on their knees? If the ring didn't pass to Bilbo, Would he have aged a couple more days? If Gollum wasn't crazy, Would he learn the human ways? If Galadriel broke her mirror, Would she have saw it? If Smeagol didn't find the ring, Would he remain a hobbit? If Arwen did steal Glorfindel's only part, Would Glorfindel be mad? If Bilbo got writer's block, Would he become very sad? If Hobbits weren't short, Would they reach the lightswitch? If they lived in Edoras, Would they be more rich? If Aragorn took a bath, Would he be more pretty? If Pippin couldn't sing good, Would Denethor give him at least a penny? If Sam wasn't fat, Would he still eat a lot? If Gandalf lost his hat, Would he get hot? If Sauron wore a dress, Would he still be mean? If Aragorn was ugly, Would he still be made king? If Elrond had normal eyebrows, Would he wax them? If Gimli was skinny, Would he skip the gym. So many questions, I have to ask. If Tolkien didn't write the books, Would he find another task?