- = Chapter 1: Trapped! = -

[POV: Group 1: Yami Yugi, Yugi Motou, Joey Wheeler, Tea Gardner, Tristan Taylor]

Currently Group 1 is wondering why they're standing in the entrance of the Kaiba mansion..

Yugi: Uh.. why are we here? _;

Joey: I dunno, I was in the middle of beating up my Kaiba plushie.. -evil grin-

Yami Yugi: o_o.. I want a Kaiba plushie too! -whines-

Tea: I know! I'll bash my fat head against the door and see if it opens! -bashes repeatedly-

Tristan: I'M SCARED! ;-; -crawls into the corner and goes into fetal position-

Yami Yugi: -is still whining for a Kaiba plushie-

Yugi: -hands Yami a Kaiba plushie- THERE! SHUT UP ALREADY! _

Yami Yugi: OK! ^^ -does naughty things with the plushie-

Tea: -has a large lump on her head- Hey, maybe if I give a friendship speech, we'll all feel better!

Everyone: NO!

Tea: -sniffle-

Joey: -chews on doggy bone- Hey, this tastes like a donut! Yay!

Everyone: -stares- o_O

**Screams are heard as Tea falls down dead with a pencil stuck through her head, causing everyone to gasp!**

Everyone: Gasp! o_o

Yami Yugi: Wait, did anyone really like her anyway? O_o

Everyone: -shakes their heads-

Tristan: B-But.. what if we're next?

Everyone: -runs around in circles screaming- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH -breathes- HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[POV: Group 2: Mai Valentine, Weevil Underwood, Rex Raptor, Mako Tsunami, Espa Roba]

Group 2 is in the dining room, and Weevil is hitting on Mai..

Weevil: Hyohyohyo! Don't resist my manly charm! -clings to her leg-

Mai: Get -shakes leg- the the hell -shakes leg- OFF ME!! -shakes leg-

Espa: My psychic powers tell me Weevil is in for a world of pain. -nod nod-

Rex: Look! I'm a dinosaur! RAWR!

Mako: -picking his nose- Is there any fish in this place?

Weevil: -begins crawling up Mai's leg-

Mai: -plies him off- DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU!

Rex: RAWR! I'm a T-Rex! -bites Mako in a naughty place and starts making out with him-

Weevil: o_o -blinks- GAHH!! MUST ESCAPE THE GAYNESS! -runs in circles-

Mako: -is currently making out with Rex-

Rex: -is currently making out with Mako-

Mai: GAHH!! IT BURNS!!

**Weevil is suddenly speared through the neck with a crowbar! He faints to the floor as everyone gasps!**

Everyone: Gasp! o_o

Mai: There is some good in this world after all ^^ -dances on Weevil's corpse-

Espa: SEE!! I AM PSYCHIC!! NOBODY BELIEVES ANYTHING I SAY!!

Rex: -goes back to making out with Mako-

Mako: -goes back to making out with Rex-

Espa: -twitches uncontrollably- WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! ;-;

Mai: I DON'T WANNA DIE! ;-; Oooh, a cookie.. -munches-

[POV: Group 3: Group 3: Marik Ishtar, Yami Marik, Bakura, Yami Bakura, Isis Ishtar]

Group 3 is on the roof of the mansion, which also happens to be very small.. o_o Marik and Yami Bakura are arguing over who is going to rule the world.

Marik: No! By Ra, I shall rule the world! -snarls-

Yami Marik: -pokes Marik- Teehehe! I poked you @_@

Yami Bakura: Stupid imbeciles! It is I who shall rule the world?

Bakura and Isis: -meekly- Can't we all just get along?

Everyone: NO!

Bakura: Damn, my English accent is sexy.. o_O

Isis: I do believe that I must disagree with that.

Yami Bakura: AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE PURPLE EYES!!!

Marik: ;-; -goes to cry in his little corner-

Yami Marik: -pokes Isis- Teehehe! I poked you, too @_@

Bakura: Need..women.. -turns pale-

Isis: I do believe I have been poked.

Marik: Need.. plushie.. -hugs Kaiba plushie- ^^

Bakura: Hey, I want one too! -fights Marik over the plushie-

Isis: I do believe I would like a Kaiba plushie as well. -eyes glow red-

Yami Marik: -pokes self in a naughty place- Hehe, that tickles @_@

Yami Bakura: -snatches the plushie away and hugs it- IT'S MINE!!

Everyone: -tackles him for the plushie and ends up ripping it into pieces-

Yami Marik: Yay! I got his crotch! -runs off with it-

Isis: I do believe this head portion is very cuddly. -cuddles-

Bakura: -didn't get anything- ;-; -runs after Yami Marik and starts fighting him for the crotch portion-

Yami Bakura: I got his cape! Yay! ^^

Marik: -chews on Kaiba's leg-

**Suddenly, Isis is pushed off the roof by a shadowed figure that quickly disappears, and she falls to her death! Everyone gasps!**

Everyone: Gasp! o_o

**silence**

Yami Marik: So.. who here's in the mood for Parcheesi?

Everyone: Parcheesi! Yay! ^^

[POV: Group 4: Seto Kaiba, Maximillion Pegasus, Mokuba Kaiba, Serenity Wheeler]

Well, all of them are in Kaiba's bedroom.. wonder how Kaiba feels about that.. o_O

Kaiba: ALL OF YOU!! OUT OF MY ROOM!! _

Serenity: -pokes Kaiba- @_@

Pegasus: Kaiba-boy, my love! Come here! -chases after Kaiba-

Kaiba: O_o NOOOOOOOOO! -runs around and trips-

Serenity: Leave him alone, Pegasus! He's mine ;-;

Mokuba: -farts- Yeah! Leave my big brother alone!

Serenity: The..smell.. -faints- x_x

Kaiba: NOOOO!! ;-; -cries-

Pegasus: -pulls Kaiba into the bathroom while he's distracted-

Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOO!! GET AWAY FROM ME!! -scratches violently at the closed door-

Mokuba: -eats corn chips and watches-

Pegasus: -is doing naughty things to Kaiba-

Kaiba: GO AWAYYY! -breaks down door and runs to corner with his pants unzipped-

Pegasus: Aww.. but I was having so much fun..

Serenity: -fainted-

Kaiba: I've lost all my dignity.. -goes into seizures on the floor-

Mokuba: Ooh, that looks cool! Let me try! -imitates Kaiba doing seizures on the floor-

Pegasus: -imitates Kaiba and Mokuba doing seizures on the floor-

Serenity: -wakes up to see everyone doing seizures on the floor- o_O

**Suddenly, Pegasus is struck in the heart by a metal jockstrap and dies! Everyone gasps!**

Serenity and Mokuba: Gasp! o_o

Kaiba: Yay ^^ I mean..err.. gasp! Hey, was that a jockstrap? O_o

Mokuba: -hugs Kaiba plushie- ^^

Serenity: Where did you get that? I want one! ;-; -stomps foot angrily-

Kaiba: I want one too! ;-; Hey, wait a second.. o_o

Everyone: -starts fighting for the plushie-

- = End Chapter 1 = -

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