- = Chapter 2: Alone! = -
Noticing the slightly stunned reaction of her reviewers, Shadow decides to have a little "chat" with the crew..
Yami Marik: -itches butt- Why are we here again?
Yugi: I think it's cuz we did something bad.
Marik: Bah, who listens to you anyway?
Yugi: -sniffle- It's true.. ;-;
**Suddenly, the authoress arrives, glaring!**
Me: -glaring-
Everyone: o_o;
Me: Well, it looks like we have a problem, don't we? Certain people are confused about human nature.. –pulls out a pointer thingy and a chart depicting a man and a woman-
Joey: Ooh, that girl's hot..
Me: -slaps Joey and leaves a mark-
Joey: Owwie ;-;
Me: Ahem.. anyway.. –slaps pointer thingy to man figure- This, is a man. –slaps pointer thingy to woman figure- This, is a woman.
Mai: She's not as pretty as I am. Humph.
Me: -angry- WOULD YOU ALL QUIT INTERRUPTING ME?!
Everyone: Yes ma'am. O_o
Me: This man –slaps pointer thingy to man figure- is supposed to like –slaps pointer thingy to woman- this woman! AND THIS MAN –slaps pointer thingy to man figure- IS NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE –slaps pointer thingy again to man figure- ANOTHER MAN!! IT'S..WRONG!
Rex and Mako: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Me: Of course, I could help change your mind.. –pulls out electric whip, grinning-
Rex and Mako: We'll behave O_O;
Me: Good! ^^ Anyone want to say the disclaimer with me?
**silence**
Me: -cracks whip-
Everyone: o_o; Shadow does not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, its characters, or any other related indicia!
Me: Hmm.. I think I'll split all of you up now.. ^_^ -snaps fingers and everyone is separated- Well, let's see what happens now!
((A/N: Yeah, I made fun of yaoi.. so what? It's sick and crude, and I only put it in my story to make fun of it, actually. Freedom of speech, dude, and there's nothin' you can do about it. So all you perverted sickos who put men and men together (and vice versa).. go eat a carrot ^^Thanks, enjoy the story.))
[POV: Yami Marik and Mai Valentine]
Currently, there two are wandering aimlessly in the mansion..
Marik: -pokes Mai- @_@ Teehee, I poked you!
Mai: -kicks Marik in the nuts- Teehee, I kicked your balls @_@
Marik: Owwie ;-; -cries and pokes his hair- Ooh, spikey..
Mai: -is walking down a dark hall with Marik- Where are we going, anyway?
Marik: Hopefully somewhere where there's lotsa candy so I can get hyper @_@
Mai: Hoo-ray for hyper-activity! XD –throws chocolate everywhere-
Marik: -dances- ^^
[POV: Seto Kaiba and Serenity Wheeler]
These two are on the roof, where Ishizu's dead corpse is rotting at the bottom o_O..
Ishizu's Corpse: I do believe I have died. It sure is hot the place I have gone.
Seto and Serenity: O_o;
Serenity: Where are we supposed to go? ;-; I'M GOING TO GO CRAZY!
Seto: Too late for that.. -_-
Serenity: -angry- WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Seto: It means, that all my buckles are making my skin itch. DAMN THOSE ARTISTS! –itches-
Serenity: -huggles Seto plushie- It makes me feel all happy.. ^^
Seto: -is staring at his floating cape- o_O Why does my cape defy gravity?
**Serenity is suddenly attacked by a rabid Seto Plushie and falls to her doom! Seto gasps!**
Seto: Gasp! o_O
Ishizu's Corpse: Hooray! I do believe I have found someone to join me in this dreadful red place! Why is this horned character laughing evilly at me?
Seto: NOOO!! I LOVED HER SO!! ;-;
**five minutes later**
Seto: Dammit, I want a Seto plushie! –cries-
[POV: Yugi Motou and Espa Roba]
Currently in an elevator.. going to nowhere.. MWHAHAHA!
Yugi: Damn, this elevator takes forever just to go the second floor..
Roba: -uses mind powers- We will never escape.
Yugi: Geez, and I thought I Kaiba was negative.. think positive, okay?
Roba: Why do you wear a buckle around your neck, Yugi?
Yugi: Dammit! I don't know, but it's cutting off my circulation! –is choking now-
Roba: -looks at the elevator going up rapidly- My psychic powers tell me we are about to be squashed, and will die of blunt force trauma to the head.
Yugi: That was oddly specific.. o_O
**Suddenly, Yugi and Roba are squashed, and die of blunt force trauma to the head! Everyone gasps!**
Me: Hey, wait a second.. no one's here to gasp.. –cries- SOMEBODY GASP NOW, OR THEY'RE NEXT!
Everyone: Gasp! o_O;
Me: Much betta ^^
[POV: Marik Ishtar and Mokuba Kaiba]
Stuck in Kaiba's closet.. o_O
Marik: Oompf poomf! (Get off my head!)
Mokuba: Oompf foommf! (Look! We're talking like Oompa-Loompas!)
Marik: -breaks out into song- Oompa, loompa, doodadeedo..
Mokuba: ..I've got another puzzle for you!
Marik: AGGHH! MUST..ESCAPE..CLOSET.. –scratches at door-
Mokuba: Why? I was just getting to the best part! ^^
Marik: NOOOOOOOOOO! THE.. GOOD.. ARGH!!! –is having seizures-
Mokuba: Ooh, I remember that game! –imitates Marik having seizures-
[POV: Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura]
Arguing, not noticing the giant swinging pendulum nearby o_O
Yugi: Tombrobber!
Bakura: Slavedriver!
Yugi: Mongrel!
Bakura: Filth!
Yugi: Worm!
Bakura: Pathetic! Ooh, a cookie @_@ -munches-
Yugi: Hey, why is that pendulum there? O_o
Bakura: Beats me.. let's stand here like idiots and get killed by its shiny blade! –drools-
Yugi: OK! ^^
**five minutes later**
Yugi: Are we dead yet?
Bakura: No.
Yugi: Are we dead yet?
Bakura: No.
Yugi: Are we dead yet?
Bakura: IF WE WEREN'T DEAD TWO SECONDS AGO, WHY WOULD WE BE NOW?!
**silence**
Yugi: Well, are we dead now?
Bakura: ARGH!!
**Suddenly, a mysterious shadowed figure appears and pushes Bakura into the pendulum, then disappears!**
Yugi: o_O Hey, are we dead now?
[POV: Mako Tsunami and Rex Raptor]
In the kitchen..
Mako: -is picking his nose- Any food in this place?
Rex: Rawr! I'm a Triceratops!
Mako: Triceratops do NOT go "rawr"!
Rex: Do too!
Mako: Do not!
Rex: Do too!
Mako: Do not times INFINITY!
Rex: Ouch.. he's got me there ._.
Mako: -rumages through the fridge- Look, moldy blue cheese! Let's eat it!
Rex: OK ^^ It tastes sorta like socks..
Mako: This cheese r0x0rs my s0x0rs =D
Rex: But you're not wearing any socks o_o..
Mako: Are too!
Rex: Are not!
Mako: Are too!
Rex: Are not times INFINITY!
Mako: -mumbles- Copycat..
Rex: -pokes at the mysterious shadowed figure hanging out near the door- Who are you?
Figure: Shh! I'm not supposed to come out for two more lines!
Rex: Ok ^^ Hey Mako, did you say hi to the mysterious shadow thing at the door!
Mako: I, Mako Tsunami, ocean duelist extraordinare, master of the seven seas, expert fisherman.. say hi =D
**Suddenly, Rex is attacked by a rabid Pikachu thrown by the figure and dies! Everyone gasps!**
Mako and Figure: Gasp! o_O
Figure: Hey wait, I'm supposed to disappear mysteriously o_o; -leaves-
Mako: I, Mako Tsunami, ocean duelist extraordinare, master of the seven seas, expert fisherman.. bid you farewell =D Hey, wait.. I'm alone.. –girly scream- EEEEEEKK!!!
[POV: Joey Wheeler, Bakura Ryou, and Tristan Taylor]
Standing in the dining hall, looking stupid and confused.. o_O
Joey: ..so anyway, dat's da story of how I was born in Japan and somehow developed an annoyin' New York accent ^^
Bakura and Tristan: -_-
Tristan: Damn, how come I got stuck with the womanless group? I can't believe you guys can't get girls..
Bakura: Jolly old fellow, I will sock you with my fists of fury if you do not shut your mouth immediately, dear man.
Tristan: o_O FISTS OF FUR-AY!
Joey: ..TALK ABOUT KUNG-FU FIGHTAN!
Tristan: THOSE FISTS WERE FAST AS LIGHTNAN!
Bakura: -cuddles Kaiba plushie- It warms my dear English heart, it does.
Tristan: Hey, maybe the Kaiba plushie can give me advice on a new, non-repulsive haircut! –pulls its string-
Kaiba Plushie: Stupid Wheeler!
Tristan: Must.. obey.. plushie.. –starts socking joey-
Joey: Ow –punched- ow –kicked- ow!! –noogied-
**Suddenly, the Kaiba Plushie is eaten by a giant dinosaur! The dinosaur then proceeds to walk away.. while everyone screams their calls of anguish!**
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WE ARE SCREAMING OUR CALLS OF ANGUISH!!!
**five minutes later**
Tristan: ..and it was a good plushie, who gave good advice, and had a very nice cape. –puts flowers on a little grave-
Bakura: -sniffle- That it 'twas, my dear fellow, that it 'twas.
Joey: Even though it didn't like me.. –sniffle- IT WAS STILL CUTE AND CUDDLY!
**Everyone proceeds to hold and comfort each other in a cute fashion. Awww.**
- = End Chapter 2 = -
Haha, this was a good one.. more reviews puhleaze, or no continues!
Noticing the slightly stunned reaction of her reviewers, Shadow decides to have a little "chat" with the crew..
Yami Marik: -itches butt- Why are we here again?
Yugi: I think it's cuz we did something bad.
Marik: Bah, who listens to you anyway?
Yugi: -sniffle- It's true.. ;-;
**Suddenly, the authoress arrives, glaring!**
Me: -glaring-
Everyone: o_o;
Me: Well, it looks like we have a problem, don't we? Certain people are confused about human nature.. –pulls out a pointer thingy and a chart depicting a man and a woman-
Joey: Ooh, that girl's hot..
Me: -slaps Joey and leaves a mark-
Joey: Owwie ;-;
Me: Ahem.. anyway.. –slaps pointer thingy to man figure- This, is a man. –slaps pointer thingy to woman figure- This, is a woman.
Mai: She's not as pretty as I am. Humph.
Me: -angry- WOULD YOU ALL QUIT INTERRUPTING ME?!
Everyone: Yes ma'am. O_o
Me: This man –slaps pointer thingy to man figure- is supposed to like –slaps pointer thingy to woman- this woman! AND THIS MAN –slaps pointer thingy to man figure- IS NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE –slaps pointer thingy again to man figure- ANOTHER MAN!! IT'S..WRONG!
Rex and Mako: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Me: Of course, I could help change your mind.. –pulls out electric whip, grinning-
Rex and Mako: We'll behave O_O;
Me: Good! ^^ Anyone want to say the disclaimer with me?
**silence**
Me: -cracks whip-
Everyone: o_o; Shadow does not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, its characters, or any other related indicia!
Me: Hmm.. I think I'll split all of you up now.. ^_^ -snaps fingers and everyone is separated- Well, let's see what happens now!
((A/N: Yeah, I made fun of yaoi.. so what? It's sick and crude, and I only put it in my story to make fun of it, actually. Freedom of speech, dude, and there's nothin' you can do about it. So all you perverted sickos who put men and men together (and vice versa).. go eat a carrot ^^Thanks, enjoy the story.))
[POV: Yami Marik and Mai Valentine]
Currently, there two are wandering aimlessly in the mansion..
Marik: -pokes Mai- @_@ Teehee, I poked you!
Mai: -kicks Marik in the nuts- Teehee, I kicked your balls @_@
Marik: Owwie ;-; -cries and pokes his hair- Ooh, spikey..
Mai: -is walking down a dark hall with Marik- Where are we going, anyway?
Marik: Hopefully somewhere where there's lotsa candy so I can get hyper @_@
Mai: Hoo-ray for hyper-activity! XD –throws chocolate everywhere-
Marik: -dances- ^^
[POV: Seto Kaiba and Serenity Wheeler]
These two are on the roof, where Ishizu's dead corpse is rotting at the bottom o_O..
Ishizu's Corpse: I do believe I have died. It sure is hot the place I have gone.
Seto and Serenity: O_o;
Serenity: Where are we supposed to go? ;-; I'M GOING TO GO CRAZY!
Seto: Too late for that.. -_-
Serenity: -angry- WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Seto: It means, that all my buckles are making my skin itch. DAMN THOSE ARTISTS! –itches-
Serenity: -huggles Seto plushie- It makes me feel all happy.. ^^
Seto: -is staring at his floating cape- o_O Why does my cape defy gravity?
**Serenity is suddenly attacked by a rabid Seto Plushie and falls to her doom! Seto gasps!**
Seto: Gasp! o_O
Ishizu's Corpse: Hooray! I do believe I have found someone to join me in this dreadful red place! Why is this horned character laughing evilly at me?
Seto: NOOO!! I LOVED HER SO!! ;-;
**five minutes later**
Seto: Dammit, I want a Seto plushie! –cries-
[POV: Yugi Motou and Espa Roba]
Currently in an elevator.. going to nowhere.. MWHAHAHA!
Yugi: Damn, this elevator takes forever just to go the second floor..
Roba: -uses mind powers- We will never escape.
Yugi: Geez, and I thought I Kaiba was negative.. think positive, okay?
Roba: Why do you wear a buckle around your neck, Yugi?
Yugi: Dammit! I don't know, but it's cutting off my circulation! –is choking now-
Roba: -looks at the elevator going up rapidly- My psychic powers tell me we are about to be squashed, and will die of blunt force trauma to the head.
Yugi: That was oddly specific.. o_O
**Suddenly, Yugi and Roba are squashed, and die of blunt force trauma to the head! Everyone gasps!**
Me: Hey, wait a second.. no one's here to gasp.. –cries- SOMEBODY GASP NOW, OR THEY'RE NEXT!
Everyone: Gasp! o_O;
Me: Much betta ^^
[POV: Marik Ishtar and Mokuba Kaiba]
Stuck in Kaiba's closet.. o_O
Marik: Oompf poomf! (Get off my head!)
Mokuba: Oompf foommf! (Look! We're talking like Oompa-Loompas!)
Marik: -breaks out into song- Oompa, loompa, doodadeedo..
Mokuba: ..I've got another puzzle for you!
Marik: AGGHH! MUST..ESCAPE..CLOSET.. –scratches at door-
Mokuba: Why? I was just getting to the best part! ^^
Marik: NOOOOOOOOOO! THE.. GOOD.. ARGH!!! –is having seizures-
Mokuba: Ooh, I remember that game! –imitates Marik having seizures-
[POV: Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura]
Arguing, not noticing the giant swinging pendulum nearby o_O
Yugi: Tombrobber!
Bakura: Slavedriver!
Yugi: Mongrel!
Bakura: Filth!
Yugi: Worm!
Bakura: Pathetic! Ooh, a cookie @_@ -munches-
Yugi: Hey, why is that pendulum there? O_o
Bakura: Beats me.. let's stand here like idiots and get killed by its shiny blade! –drools-
Yugi: OK! ^^
**five minutes later**
Yugi: Are we dead yet?
Bakura: No.
Yugi: Are we dead yet?
Bakura: No.
Yugi: Are we dead yet?
Bakura: IF WE WEREN'T DEAD TWO SECONDS AGO, WHY WOULD WE BE NOW?!
**silence**
Yugi: Well, are we dead now?
Bakura: ARGH!!
**Suddenly, a mysterious shadowed figure appears and pushes Bakura into the pendulum, then disappears!**
Yugi: o_O Hey, are we dead now?
[POV: Mako Tsunami and Rex Raptor]
In the kitchen..
Mako: -is picking his nose- Any food in this place?
Rex: Rawr! I'm a Triceratops!
Mako: Triceratops do NOT go "rawr"!
Rex: Do too!
Mako: Do not!
Rex: Do too!
Mako: Do not times INFINITY!
Rex: Ouch.. he's got me there ._.
Mako: -rumages through the fridge- Look, moldy blue cheese! Let's eat it!
Rex: OK ^^ It tastes sorta like socks..
Mako: This cheese r0x0rs my s0x0rs =D
Rex: But you're not wearing any socks o_o..
Mako: Are too!
Rex: Are not!
Mako: Are too!
Rex: Are not times INFINITY!
Mako: -mumbles- Copycat..
Rex: -pokes at the mysterious shadowed figure hanging out near the door- Who are you?
Figure: Shh! I'm not supposed to come out for two more lines!
Rex: Ok ^^ Hey Mako, did you say hi to the mysterious shadow thing at the door!
Mako: I, Mako Tsunami, ocean duelist extraordinare, master of the seven seas, expert fisherman.. say hi =D
**Suddenly, Rex is attacked by a rabid Pikachu thrown by the figure and dies! Everyone gasps!**
Mako and Figure: Gasp! o_O
Figure: Hey wait, I'm supposed to disappear mysteriously o_o; -leaves-
Mako: I, Mako Tsunami, ocean duelist extraordinare, master of the seven seas, expert fisherman.. bid you farewell =D Hey, wait.. I'm alone.. –girly scream- EEEEEEKK!!!
[POV: Joey Wheeler, Bakura Ryou, and Tristan Taylor]
Standing in the dining hall, looking stupid and confused.. o_O
Joey: ..so anyway, dat's da story of how I was born in Japan and somehow developed an annoyin' New York accent ^^
Bakura and Tristan: -_-
Tristan: Damn, how come I got stuck with the womanless group? I can't believe you guys can't get girls..
Bakura: Jolly old fellow, I will sock you with my fists of fury if you do not shut your mouth immediately, dear man.
Tristan: o_O FISTS OF FUR-AY!
Joey: ..TALK ABOUT KUNG-FU FIGHTAN!
Tristan: THOSE FISTS WERE FAST AS LIGHTNAN!
Bakura: -cuddles Kaiba plushie- It warms my dear English heart, it does.
Tristan: Hey, maybe the Kaiba plushie can give me advice on a new, non-repulsive haircut! –pulls its string-
Kaiba Plushie: Stupid Wheeler!
Tristan: Must.. obey.. plushie.. –starts socking joey-
Joey: Ow –punched- ow –kicked- ow!! –noogied-
**Suddenly, the Kaiba Plushie is eaten by a giant dinosaur! The dinosaur then proceeds to walk away.. while everyone screams their calls of anguish!**
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WE ARE SCREAMING OUR CALLS OF ANGUISH!!!
**five minutes later**
Tristan: ..and it was a good plushie, who gave good advice, and had a very nice cape. –puts flowers on a little grave-
Bakura: -sniffle- That it 'twas, my dear fellow, that it 'twas.
Joey: Even though it didn't like me.. –sniffle- IT WAS STILL CUTE AND CUDDLY!
**Everyone proceeds to hold and comfort each other in a cute fashion. Awww.**
- = End Chapter 2 = -
Haha, this was a good one.. more reviews puhleaze, or no continues!