As all disclaimers, I do not own LOTR. There is no use in suing me because all I have is....looks in pockets LINT! Want it? Here! Jams in comp
Bad reviews will be used to burn Lesley Mobley at the stake. (points and laughs)
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*~* After three long hours of non-stop sword lessons from (the oh-so-hot) Aragorn, it was time for dinner.
"My lady, your welcome feast is ready"
"AWE-SUM PAW-SUM!"
Aragorn and the servant looked at her awkwardly.
"Why does everyone look at me like that?"
They went inside to find a large table covered with all sorts of exquisite foods and wines. "Uh.....is there any water available?" Everyone looked at her. "Why would you prefer water to wine?" Eomer asked and expected a crazy answer.
"Well, I'm under twenty-one."
"What does that have to do with it?" He asked.
"true........let's get drunk! YEAH!!" She then chugged down the closest pitcher of wine. Everyone looked around bizarrely and then began to eat.
After she left the table, she was staggering around singing:
"99 ottles of (hiccup) beeeeeerr on da wallsh,
99 ottles of (hiccup) earrrrrr
take one or (hiccup) two
go take (hiccup)a poo,
27 ottles of (hiccup) bere off da...
Ello Eeeeeeowmer! (hiccup) Ow are you ou ou ou? I'm just a wee (hiccup) bit drank as I hopeses you can tell. (hiccup)"
"My lady, I think you've had quite enough to drink"
"OH! I think not. Bring on the beer! (hiccup)"
"Oh dear. Well, if you would follow me...-"
"I Think I haven't had enough to drink to let you bring me to bed quite yet (hiccup)"
"I would not do that"
"I'm sure you wouldn't. Now, give me a (hiccup) sword, I have to practice so I can woop Aragorn's a-"
"I believe you need some rest. Please go to you room."
"Whateva. (hiccup)" She continued to stager down the hall toward the room running into the walls randomly, still singing.
"Oh my. She will never have another sip of wine as long as I'm alive."