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She awoke to the sound of banging on the door.

"What the crap do you want?!"

"My lady," came Eomer booming voice, "It is dawn, we must leave."

"Now? Oh man....I think I have a hangover..."

"A what?"

"Never mind! I'll be out in a minute!" She reluctantly crawled out of bed then remembered that she was going to double ride with Legolas. She perked up immediately and got dressed in a white dress. (Smart, to prevent dehydration and passing out)

When she opened the door, she found Eomer about to knock again. "We must leave now. Are your things packed?"

"Yup."

"Follow me, my lady."

"We need to come up with a name for me. I'm tired of being 'My lady'. I'm not yours."

He laughed at this. "What would you like for me to call you? Lady Curious?"

"Naw....how about Natalie? That's a pretty name."

"Alright. Let's saddle up, Lady Natalie." And she saw Legolas.

He looked older than he did in the movie, and she started to wish she could ride with Eomer. She was becoming fond of him. The horse was moving bumpily, and making her hangover worse. "Never again.....never again..."

"What?"

"Oh, nothing." And she got another look of curiosity.

"We shall rest here for the night." Eomer said strongly. He was becoming more attractive to her by the minute. "Uh, Lord Eomer? Where shall I be? I mean, there are five men and one me."

"Hmmm...you can rest on the other side of the fire tonight."

"Thank you, my Lord" and she started to make herself comfortable.

"Would you like some lembas bread?"

"Oh, yes please." and she accepted the elfish bread gratefully from Eomer.

"So, how far are we?"

"About one more day."

"Well, that's good news."

"Not from Helm's Deep, from Gondor. We are escorting Aragorn back."

"Oh. What about Legolas?"

"He will stay there with him."

"Ok. After that, we go to Helm's Deep, alone?"

"Yes, so you had better learn to ride fast."

"Ah. Ok. Well, better go and learn more sword tricks." He looked at he awkwardly yet again.

"sigh I wish everyone would stop with that. Goodnight, My Lord."

"Until Morning, My Lady."

She finally (After three days of practice) kicked Aragorn's butt at sword fighting.

"You learned fast, Lady Natalie."

"Ah, but not nearly as fast as you know." And pinned him to the ground. "TO-SHAY!"

At that, everyone looked at her yet again. "I know, I know" and she let him get up. "Let's go!" and they saddled up once more and headed for Gondor.