I don't really have anything to say...except thanks for your reviews!!
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CHAPTER THREE---
"Oh CRAP!!" Said Melda suddenly stopping dead in her tracks. Merry bumped into her followed by Pippin, Sam, Frodo and even Bill the pony.
"What is it?" Asked Aragorn alarmed. Melda began crying hysterically. "No-- no--no--NO!! Why me!? Of all the other days of my life-did it have to be THIS one!?!? Why!? Why!?"
"What happened?!?" He asked now feeling annoyed. Suddenly Melda stopped crying and looked at Aragorn with the most freakiest look (or death-glare, if you want me to be more specific) he had ever seen or received. "W-what?" He stammered. (A/N: I'm gonna not put my self in the story anymore. Actually I'll *try*. Because it's just gonna screw up the plot.)
"It was YOU!!" She screeched at him. "YOU DID IT!! YOU AND THAT FREAKY WITCH-GUY!!"
"Did what?" Aragorn said slowly backing away. She was starting to freak him out. 'Calm down.you're a ranger..a FEARLESS ranger...she's just a ....freaky girl...breath in, breath out.'
"That stupid Ganflad guy! You made him send me here! ON TODAY!! You stupid ass-hole! It's my brother's funeral today! TODAY!!!!"
"Ganflad? Oh you mean Gandalf? How do you know hi--" Just before he was able to finish, Melda lunged at him attacking him everywhere she was able to. She even scratched him on the face with her long nails and much to her frustration-she even broke some of them. "You idiot! You freak! Ass-hole! Look what you made me do! I broke my nails! NailS!! And when I meet that Ganflad-I'm gonna LITERARLY KILL HIM!!" He tried to hold her back but scarily enough, she was extremely strong when she was angry.and besides, he was a gentleman so he couldn't hurt her back.
It had to take all hobbits to pull Melda off of Aragorn. And they even dumped their luggage on top of her to stop her from moving and killing Aragorn.
The man got up and rubbed his scratches and looked fearfully at Melda who looked just like the crazy Tasmanian devil from the Bug's Bunny show. (A/N: Lol! Remember him?)
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"Hey...umm guys? You can free me now. I feel better."
"Oh really? So you can escape and attack me again?" Aragorn said stiffly.
"No! I'm serious...I um cried my self out and now I'm OK."
The hobbits and the man looked gave each other looks and decided to slid her off Bill and untie her hands and feet. Once that was accomplished, Melda rubbed her wrists. "Look I'm sorry I attacked you. I was so frustrated that I ended up in here on my brother's funeral when I was already gonna come home late. And if this is really Middle-Earth and that we're gonna get to Rivendell soon, can we meet Ganflad and Edmond--what ever their names are-- so they can bring me back home before sunset so I can at least get to the funeral in time to see my brother buried?"
Aragorn smiled. "It's Gandalf and Elrond not Ganflad and Edmond."
"WHATEVER!"
"Well we can get there before sunset if we can make haste and have nothing in out way."
"Great!" Said Melda as she began running. "Hurry up slowpokes!"
"You want to help her?" Asked Pippin unbelievably. "Yes.. Something tells me that she is not your average girl. She is not the type that would cry if she spilt something on her garments or scream if she spotted an insect."
"Well of course! Because she's crazy!"
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NOW YOU MUST REVIEW! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *gasp for air* HAHAHA!! *hack* Aack! *cough* Eww...I think I just swallowed a mosquito.
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CHAPTER THREE---
"Oh CRAP!!" Said Melda suddenly stopping dead in her tracks. Merry bumped into her followed by Pippin, Sam, Frodo and even Bill the pony.
"What is it?" Asked Aragorn alarmed. Melda began crying hysterically. "No-- no--no--NO!! Why me!? Of all the other days of my life-did it have to be THIS one!?!? Why!? Why!?"
"What happened?!?" He asked now feeling annoyed. Suddenly Melda stopped crying and looked at Aragorn with the most freakiest look (or death-glare, if you want me to be more specific) he had ever seen or received. "W-what?" He stammered. (A/N: I'm gonna not put my self in the story anymore. Actually I'll *try*. Because it's just gonna screw up the plot.)
"It was YOU!!" She screeched at him. "YOU DID IT!! YOU AND THAT FREAKY WITCH-GUY!!"
"Did what?" Aragorn said slowly backing away. She was starting to freak him out. 'Calm down.you're a ranger..a FEARLESS ranger...she's just a ....freaky girl...breath in, breath out.'
"That stupid Ganflad guy! You made him send me here! ON TODAY!! You stupid ass-hole! It's my brother's funeral today! TODAY!!!!"
"Ganflad? Oh you mean Gandalf? How do you know hi--" Just before he was able to finish, Melda lunged at him attacking him everywhere she was able to. She even scratched him on the face with her long nails and much to her frustration-she even broke some of them. "You idiot! You freak! Ass-hole! Look what you made me do! I broke my nails! NailS!! And when I meet that Ganflad-I'm gonna LITERARLY KILL HIM!!" He tried to hold her back but scarily enough, she was extremely strong when she was angry.and besides, he was a gentleman so he couldn't hurt her back.
It had to take all hobbits to pull Melda off of Aragorn. And they even dumped their luggage on top of her to stop her from moving and killing Aragorn.
The man got up and rubbed his scratches and looked fearfully at Melda who looked just like the crazy Tasmanian devil from the Bug's Bunny show. (A/N: Lol! Remember him?)
*~*~*
"Hey...umm guys? You can free me now. I feel better."
"Oh really? So you can escape and attack me again?" Aragorn said stiffly.
"No! I'm serious...I um cried my self out and now I'm OK."
The hobbits and the man looked gave each other looks and decided to slid her off Bill and untie her hands and feet. Once that was accomplished, Melda rubbed her wrists. "Look I'm sorry I attacked you. I was so frustrated that I ended up in here on my brother's funeral when I was already gonna come home late. And if this is really Middle-Earth and that we're gonna get to Rivendell soon, can we meet Ganflad and Edmond--what ever their names are-- so they can bring me back home before sunset so I can at least get to the funeral in time to see my brother buried?"
Aragorn smiled. "It's Gandalf and Elrond not Ganflad and Edmond."
"WHATEVER!"
"Well we can get there before sunset if we can make haste and have nothing in out way."
"Great!" Said Melda as she began running. "Hurry up slowpokes!"
"You want to help her?" Asked Pippin unbelievably. "Yes.. Something tells me that she is not your average girl. She is not the type that would cry if she spilt something on her garments or scream if she spotted an insect."
"Well of course! Because she's crazy!"
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NOW YOU MUST REVIEW! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *gasp for air* HAHAHA!! *hack* Aack! *cough* Eww...I think I just swallowed a mosquito.