DISCLAIMER: *sigh*..ever since the FBI caught me, I've learned my lesson. I
DON'T own LOTR *sob*...or any of Tolkien's characters except for Melda who
is mine. Although I wish I owned Legolas..or even better...ORLANDO BLOOM!!
God, that guy is hot!! Hey did you know he lost his virginity at 14??? o.O!
noooooooooooooo *FBI taps her on the shoulder* wha? Oh yeah! So I don't own
LOTR, OK??? YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN MY FACE!!!
First I want to thank my first reviewers!!
The Adorable Kitten Fluffy: Heh! Glad u find it funny! See? When you review, I upload right away!
Saera: You think it's a Mary- Sue cuz ur in the first chapter. Have u read the others??
Imbefaniel: THANKIES!!!
Imbefaniel again: You wanna be in her place? Me too! But not when they're about to give her willingly to the orcs! And did u mean ur sis dad..or dead? Sometimes I wish the same, but it's not as funny when it really happens. My friend's friend's brother died from cancer and I felt so bad for him and I don't even know that guy!!! Anyways, I'm not here to give u a moral!
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CHAPTER FIVE-
Melda was running as fast as she could down the grassy grounds. She wasn't really the sporty type who likes to run but at least the shoes helped. Besides she really wanted to get to the funeral when suddenly, she noticed that the sun was sinking over in the mountains.
"Awwwwww CRAP! Please no! Don't! Go up! Go back up!" Melda yelled to the Sun (Let's see.if the sky didn't care, then would the sun?). But it continued sinking. Melda screamed angrily and began stomping on.
Once she came upon a clear road, she felt like she was about to kill anyone or anything right now. "Can it get any worst!?!" She wondered aloud just when she felt something pointy at her neck. "I was afraid I asked." She murmured turning around.
Daro! The person said. It sounded like a male voice but when Melda tried to take a better look at 'him', it had had long blondish hair and even though it was getting dark, she could still see blue eyes flicker under the moonlight. Could it be...? She thought. Naaa..that's 'tupid...it's probably some woman with a deep voice.
"Excuse me, miss? Can you tell me how to get to Rivendell from here?" She asked unsure.
The person frowned and spoke normally. "Miss? Do I look like a woman to you?"
"Ooooh. Looks like someone forgot his manners. You're supposed to address me as 'my Lady'." Said Melda amusingly.
"I am truly sorry.my lady if I have been rude. I thought you were an intruder like an orc." He bent down to kiss her hand. "Mae Govannen, nin arwen." Melda yanked her hand away. "BACK OFF, Mye! I already got a man!"
The man rolled his eyes. "A kiss on the hand shows appreciation and respect for the lady in front of you and Mae Govannen means 'Well met' in elvish, it is not my name."
"Oh...I knew that..." Melda said stupidly and bowed like the way Chinese people do. "My Govaniin to you too."
The man stepped back a little. She was a really strange girl. "I.am Legolas." He said unsurely but then remembered his nobility. "My name is Legolas Greenleaf, prince of Mirkwood, Son of Thranduil."
Now it was the girl's turn to step back. "Legolas?" Melda looked closer at him before she erupted into fits of giggles. "What is it that you find so funny, my lady?" He said frowning again. "Is it my name? It is Elvish for 'green collection of leaves.' " Well maybe he shouldn't have told her that 'cause it just made her laugh even harder.
"Oh my Gawd! Haahahahhaha!! Leg! Legging-las! Legless! Green collection of leaves!!??! HAHAHAHHA!"
"I do not find anything rather funny about this." He said, she was really starting to annoy him. "What is you're name then?"
She stopped laughing and wiped away a tear (A/N: I don't see what was so funny about his name either but I had no idea why I wrote it...). "It's Melda Delaquela."
Legolas started laughing too, even though it sounded like he was faking it. He was probably trying to get her back. "Haha! Melda!! It sounds like..." He stopped laughing and thought for a minute. "It sounds like..ZELDA!! That's it! Isn't that funny!? No wait..that's my cousin's daughter's name...Oh! It sounds like HELGA!" Melda crossed her arms. "Yeah that's one of my friend's names...got a problem with that elfy?"
"No..."
"Ok whatever. Look can you show me the way to Rivendell?" asked Melda.
"What for? Were you summoned by Lord Elrond for the Council?" Legolas asked suspiciously.
"I'm in the time when we go to the Council? DAMN IT! This just gets crappier by the minute! Now I'm gonna join them on the quest, taught to be good in weapons and fight evil people and-and fall in love with one of the fellowship! Like--like--like YOU!" Yelled Melda.
"Er...perhaps I should go. My lady, I have no idea what you are talking about and I do not want to know for it sort of scares me." He said hopping on his horse with a nervous glance at Melda. "I have to be going now. The Council is expecting me early morning."
"W--wait! Please! Can you take me? I had to be there by sundown!" She said running to him.
"Why? What business do you have there?"
"Er...it's privet. I don't think you'd understand."
"Then who sent you?"
"No one."
"You came here alone to meet Lord Elrond. Is he expecting you? Does he even know who you are?"
"Well actually...um...no. But Aragorn said he would be able to help me with err. this problem." Said Melda.
"Estel? You already met the future King of Gondor?" He asked with a surprised look on his face. "Yup. Now can you PLEASE show me the way?"
Legolas sighed. "Get on my horse."
"Er...ok." Said Melda. She tried to climb on the horse but since she never even seen one in real life, how was she supposed to know how to properly climb one? Legolas' horse neighed irritably and did a sharp movement that made Melda fall hard on her back.
"Don't tell me that you can't ride a horse."
"Ok. I won't." Melda said dusting herself.
Legolas sighed again and pulled her up on it from her hands. The horse neighed again.
"I don't like your horse."
"And neither does he like you."
"So what? What is a horse gonna do to me?" she asked curiously.
"Anything I command him to." Legolas smiled slyly.
"Like what?"
"Hold on my Lady!" Said Legolas. "Noro lim! Noro lim!"
"Why?--Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Holy SHIT!!!" Cried Melda as the horse began running at full speed.
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First I want to thank my first reviewers!!
The Adorable Kitten Fluffy: Heh! Glad u find it funny! See? When you review, I upload right away!
Saera: You think it's a Mary- Sue cuz ur in the first chapter. Have u read the others??
Imbefaniel: THANKIES!!!
Imbefaniel again: You wanna be in her place? Me too! But not when they're about to give her willingly to the orcs! And did u mean ur sis dad..or dead? Sometimes I wish the same, but it's not as funny when it really happens. My friend's friend's brother died from cancer and I felt so bad for him and I don't even know that guy!!! Anyways, I'm not here to give u a moral!
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CHAPTER FIVE-
Melda was running as fast as she could down the grassy grounds. She wasn't really the sporty type who likes to run but at least the shoes helped. Besides she really wanted to get to the funeral when suddenly, she noticed that the sun was sinking over in the mountains.
"Awwwwww CRAP! Please no! Don't! Go up! Go back up!" Melda yelled to the Sun (Let's see.if the sky didn't care, then would the sun?). But it continued sinking. Melda screamed angrily and began stomping on.
Once she came upon a clear road, she felt like she was about to kill anyone or anything right now. "Can it get any worst!?!" She wondered aloud just when she felt something pointy at her neck. "I was afraid I asked." She murmured turning around.
Daro! The person said. It sounded like a male voice but when Melda tried to take a better look at 'him', it had had long blondish hair and even though it was getting dark, she could still see blue eyes flicker under the moonlight. Could it be...? She thought. Naaa..that's 'tupid...it's probably some woman with a deep voice.
"Excuse me, miss? Can you tell me how to get to Rivendell from here?" She asked unsure.
The person frowned and spoke normally. "Miss? Do I look like a woman to you?"
"Ooooh. Looks like someone forgot his manners. You're supposed to address me as 'my Lady'." Said Melda amusingly.
"I am truly sorry.my lady if I have been rude. I thought you were an intruder like an orc." He bent down to kiss her hand. "Mae Govannen, nin arwen." Melda yanked her hand away. "BACK OFF, Mye! I already got a man!"
The man rolled his eyes. "A kiss on the hand shows appreciation and respect for the lady in front of you and Mae Govannen means 'Well met' in elvish, it is not my name."
"Oh...I knew that..." Melda said stupidly and bowed like the way Chinese people do. "My Govaniin to you too."
The man stepped back a little. She was a really strange girl. "I.am Legolas." He said unsurely but then remembered his nobility. "My name is Legolas Greenleaf, prince of Mirkwood, Son of Thranduil."
Now it was the girl's turn to step back. "Legolas?" Melda looked closer at him before she erupted into fits of giggles. "What is it that you find so funny, my lady?" He said frowning again. "Is it my name? It is Elvish for 'green collection of leaves.' " Well maybe he shouldn't have told her that 'cause it just made her laugh even harder.
"Oh my Gawd! Haahahahhaha!! Leg! Legging-las! Legless! Green collection of leaves!!??! HAHAHAHHA!"
"I do not find anything rather funny about this." He said, she was really starting to annoy him. "What is you're name then?"
She stopped laughing and wiped away a tear (A/N: I don't see what was so funny about his name either but I had no idea why I wrote it...). "It's Melda Delaquela."
Legolas started laughing too, even though it sounded like he was faking it. He was probably trying to get her back. "Haha! Melda!! It sounds like..." He stopped laughing and thought for a minute. "It sounds like..ZELDA!! That's it! Isn't that funny!? No wait..that's my cousin's daughter's name...Oh! It sounds like HELGA!" Melda crossed her arms. "Yeah that's one of my friend's names...got a problem with that elfy?"
"No..."
"Ok whatever. Look can you show me the way to Rivendell?" asked Melda.
"What for? Were you summoned by Lord Elrond for the Council?" Legolas asked suspiciously.
"I'm in the time when we go to the Council? DAMN IT! This just gets crappier by the minute! Now I'm gonna join them on the quest, taught to be good in weapons and fight evil people and-and fall in love with one of the fellowship! Like--like--like YOU!" Yelled Melda.
"Er...perhaps I should go. My lady, I have no idea what you are talking about and I do not want to know for it sort of scares me." He said hopping on his horse with a nervous glance at Melda. "I have to be going now. The Council is expecting me early morning."
"W--wait! Please! Can you take me? I had to be there by sundown!" She said running to him.
"Why? What business do you have there?"
"Er...it's privet. I don't think you'd understand."
"Then who sent you?"
"No one."
"You came here alone to meet Lord Elrond. Is he expecting you? Does he even know who you are?"
"Well actually...um...no. But Aragorn said he would be able to help me with err. this problem." Said Melda.
"Estel? You already met the future King of Gondor?" He asked with a surprised look on his face. "Yup. Now can you PLEASE show me the way?"
Legolas sighed. "Get on my horse."
"Er...ok." Said Melda. She tried to climb on the horse but since she never even seen one in real life, how was she supposed to know how to properly climb one? Legolas' horse neighed irritably and did a sharp movement that made Melda fall hard on her back.
"Don't tell me that you can't ride a horse."
"Ok. I won't." Melda said dusting herself.
Legolas sighed again and pulled her up on it from her hands. The horse neighed again.
"I don't like your horse."
"And neither does he like you."
"So what? What is a horse gonna do to me?" she asked curiously.
"Anything I command him to." Legolas smiled slyly.
"Like what?"
"Hold on my Lady!" Said Legolas. "Noro lim! Noro lim!"
"Why?--Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Holy SHIT!!!" Cried Melda as the horse began running at full speed.
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