A.N.: I love Gravitation and Shuu-chan (he is, after all, dubbed by Seki Tomokazu, for heaven's sake!), so this is merely something I did for fun. ^_^

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Song: Man! I Feel Like a Woman!

Artist: Shania Twain

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Gravitation (but I do own a fanbook of the series ^_~), nor the original song "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!". This PARODY, however, IS MINE!

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Man! I Forget I'm NOT a Woman!

Vocal: Shindou Shuuichi

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I'm going out tonight with Yuki, alright!

For that I really had to pout!

Had to make some noise - had to raise my voice

Yeah, but we are

going out!

Watch the competion, Yuki's my ambition

but he loves me so it's fine

the words he always said, made me so sad

he said I only waist his time

The best thing about being LIKE a woman

is the excuse that I'm the only one

Oh, oh, oh, gets a little crazy - forgets I'm not a lady

pants fly, we get high



Oh, oh, oh, can't be too mild or

I'll put him in denial

Oh, oh, oh, feel the sensation, it's Gravitation

So? I color my hair, he doesn't care

Oh, oh, oh, you wanna be me - yeah, to feel the way I feel

Sorry! But you're not his woman, I am!

If Yuki needs a break, then only for his sake

I try not to be like a clown

He smiles and understands, then he takes my hands

And boy! That's when we get down!

The best thing about being LIKE a woman

is the excuse that I'm the only one

Oh, oh, oh, gets a little crazy - forgets I'm not a lady

pants fly, we get high



Oh, oh, oh, can't be too mild or

I'll put him in denial

Oh, oh, oh, feel the sensation, it's Gravitation

So? I color my hair, he doesn't care

Oh, oh, oh, you wanna be me - yeah, to feel the way I feel

Sorry! But you're not his woman, I am!

The best thing about being LIKE a woman

is the excuse that I'm the only one

Oh, oh, oh, gets a little crazy - forgets I'm not a lady

pants fly, we get high



Oh, oh, oh, can't be too mild or

I'll put him in denial

Oh, oh, oh, feel the sensation, it's Gravitation

So? I color my hair, he doesn't care

Oh, oh, oh, you wanna be me - yeah, to feel the way I feel

Sorry! But you're not his woman, I am!

He thinks I'm crazy

but he needs it

Don't, don't, don't worry Yuki

and forget I'm not a woman!

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This is the reviewed version, you have no idea, unless you've read the previous ones, of the STUPID mistakes I made! I'm glad I constantly reread my fics and works to edit and correct them!

Please review after reading to give me your opinions or tell me of any mistakes I didn't see! ^_^