Hey Thank you so much for reviewing ppl! So far, so good! I luv u all!!
Zainab: Thanks! Me? Amazing writing talents? *cracks up with laughter* Yeah, and I HOPE I publish my other story. Bet I'll be 35 when I finish writing it! I'm soo lazy.
Lulu Bell: You don't like my story?? ;_;... But you find it so funny? I was thinking about this all yesterday. How can someone not like a story but find it hilarious?? Aren't they supposed to like it then? Ow, my brain hurts! Anyways, I respect your comment, I'm not gonna complain!
Imbefaniel: Hey look! I can spell your name without checking back in the other screen if I got it right! Anyways, what you said better be a sarcasm remark! Hehe!
Hikki: Thanks! Here's an update! Hope u like it.
SiMpLy_Me: Thanks! Read on to find out!
Elwen the silver elf: Thanks!
Anyways, thanks for the other reviewers too! *tries to bow, but falls flat on her face*
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A/n: So here's Chapter 8! I'm not really happy with this one. Hope you don't find it stupid. It's gonna get better next....I hope. I'm writing chapter 9 right now!
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CHAPTER EIGHT-
A couple of hours later, someone was knocking on the door. "Don't come in." Melda mumbled but the person did anyway. There were at least 3 maids rushing to her bed. "My lady, it is the evening!"
"Yeah, so?"
"You do not want to miss supper do you? We are having a feast dedicated to the Ring-bearer of the shire." Said a maid with black long perfectly wavy shiny hair.
Melda sprinted out of bed. "Lets movie, or lose it!" But they just pulled her back on the bed. "Oh, you are not going like this."
"What's wrong with that?" She said looking at her nightgown. Melda was allowed to walk around her house in her PJ's back at home. Mostly cuz she has breakfast at 4pm on weekends.
"In your nightgown?? No, no, no." Said another maid with blonde waist length hair; perfect, straight and shiny I might add. " Look at your hair- it is too oily and so is your face. You smell of horse and your legs are as hairy as a man's."
"EXCUSE me? I'm sorry if I'm not as perfect as you!!"
"Well then you shall be!" Said the third elf with dark red hair. And yes, it was long, perfect, shiny and curly. Geez, even the maids looked prettier!
"How bout NO!" Said Melda imitating Dr. Evil from Austin Powers 3.
"Nonsense!" Was all Melda could hear before she was pulled out of bed and was forced on a seat. The maids pulled out some elf-wax and tweezers out of the drawers. The Blondie did her legs, the black-haired elf tweezed her eyebrows, the redhead was picking out a dress for her and Melda was screaming her lungs off. She doesn't wax, she usually shaves.
"This is ABUSE!! Let me GO!!! I'm going to call the Elven authorities!" She yelled and the elves had no choice but to tie her to the chair.
They were done in about amazingly 10 minutes due to Melda who was about to burst their eardrums. They untied her and left her with a hot bath waiting and a bottle with liquid that they said she should put on her legs after the bath, to stop hair from growing for a while.
Melda whimpered and rubbed the painful red legs. "Oww..I hate elves."
She had no choice but to take a bath. 'Hey they're right. I DO smell like horses.' She thought. 'That's not fair. Legolas spent more time with his stupid horse and he still smells like his Lavender mist." Melda giggled at the last thought as she took off her clothes and slipped in the bathtub.
If it weren't for her burning legs, she would have called that taking a bath was the best feeling she had had all day. She sighed and smelled the rose body gel glass bottle that was lying on the bathtub's edge. She then took another bottle and saw that it was labeled ' Elven Essences '. "Oh, why am I not surprised?" She thought out loud. She opened it and put some on her head lathered it. It smelled like some sort of a plant she didn't recognize, but all the same, it smelled really good.
"Yes, yes, yes YES!!" She yelled, imitating the commercial. Then she began singing the first song that came to her mind.
'Stop right now! Thank you very much! I need somebody with a human touch! Hey you! Always on the run! Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun!!'
Just then somebody knocked on the door but Melda couldn't hear him over her loud excessive Spice girls' singing. Aragorn came in and his attention immediately rushed to a loud voice behind him. There he saw Melda, in a bathtub, covered in white foam and singing.
His jaw dropped and restrained himself from screaming. Not that Melda was ugly or anything, it was because she was NAKED and she was SINGING. Melda abruptly stopped and saw him looking at her. Or actually, staring.
"PERVERT!!" She screamed and picked up a bottle full of hot bath stones and threw it at him. To both their surprise, it hit him right in his erm...flower and he doubled in pain. "GET OUT!!"
He immediately obeyed her and ran out of the room as fast as his trembling legs could carry him and slammed the door hard.
Melda sighed again and sank in the water. "I hate my life.Oh well. at least in wasn't Gimli."
She decided to finish her bath fast before anyone else could enter her room without her knowing. Especially Legolas.
She put on the dress the redhead elf laid for her on the bed and it was all itchy and frilly. Ok maybe it wasn't all that frilly, it was emerald-ish and embroidered with beads of all sorts of green. It wasn't ugly. It was actually, Melda forced herself to admit, pretty. 'Oh well. It brings out my eyes.' She thought helplessly. It was low-cut from the front. Tight from the arms but opened really wide and long from the elbow that the fabric reached up to her hidden knees. It was open from the back and laced. There were also gold trimmings on the edges almost everywhere. 'Ok fine, it looked really nice. The elves have some style.' She thought. 'But not Legging-lass. He prefers to wear those tight leggings so that he can show- off his oh-their-so-pretty-even-prettier-than-a-girl's legs. Ok, ok. Maybe not. That's the style for men at this time of age, but still.'
Melda balled her hands at the thought of Legolas. 'Oh he's gonna pay for throwing me in the dungeons..'
Just then the door opened AGAIN and Melda picked up a hairbrush and pointed it defensively at the intruder. It was the 3 maids again. "Oh good. You are done." Said the blonde one as she took the hairbrush from her. They pulled her back on a chair and began fixing her hair.
Maybe it was something in the shampoo, but her hair dried up so fast even though it was almost waist length. The maids made it straight and tied it only when it was almost at the end.
They also gave her some weird red lipstick to put on. Nothing else. No blush. No mascara. No eyeliner. Stupid elves. They don't NEED all these stuff...they're NATURALLY PRETTY!!!
Ahem..anyways, after that, they left her there in her room admiring herself. Just then another knock came at the door. Melda jumped in rage. "One more knock out of you, and I'll brake my mirror at your head!"
"My lady? Do you not want to be escorted to the feast?" Came a voice. Melda jumped off the chair and ran to open the door happily and just when she did so, she let out a shriek. It was Aragorn.
That perverted Aragorn...
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Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! This is my worst chapter yet! I don't like it! But that won't stop you from reviewing, would it?? Hehe...*wink, wink* Was that a cliffhanger that I left? I dunno.
Zainab: Thanks! Me? Amazing writing talents? *cracks up with laughter* Yeah, and I HOPE I publish my other story. Bet I'll be 35 when I finish writing it! I'm soo lazy.
Lulu Bell: You don't like my story?? ;_;... But you find it so funny? I was thinking about this all yesterday. How can someone not like a story but find it hilarious?? Aren't they supposed to like it then? Ow, my brain hurts! Anyways, I respect your comment, I'm not gonna complain!
Imbefaniel: Hey look! I can spell your name without checking back in the other screen if I got it right! Anyways, what you said better be a sarcasm remark! Hehe!
Hikki: Thanks! Here's an update! Hope u like it.
SiMpLy_Me: Thanks! Read on to find out!
Elwen the silver elf: Thanks!
Anyways, thanks for the other reviewers too! *tries to bow, but falls flat on her face*
*~*
A/n: So here's Chapter 8! I'm not really happy with this one. Hope you don't find it stupid. It's gonna get better next....I hope. I'm writing chapter 9 right now!
*~*
CHAPTER EIGHT-
A couple of hours later, someone was knocking on the door. "Don't come in." Melda mumbled but the person did anyway. There were at least 3 maids rushing to her bed. "My lady, it is the evening!"
"Yeah, so?"
"You do not want to miss supper do you? We are having a feast dedicated to the Ring-bearer of the shire." Said a maid with black long perfectly wavy shiny hair.
Melda sprinted out of bed. "Lets movie, or lose it!" But they just pulled her back on the bed. "Oh, you are not going like this."
"What's wrong with that?" She said looking at her nightgown. Melda was allowed to walk around her house in her PJ's back at home. Mostly cuz she has breakfast at 4pm on weekends.
"In your nightgown?? No, no, no." Said another maid with blonde waist length hair; perfect, straight and shiny I might add. " Look at your hair- it is too oily and so is your face. You smell of horse and your legs are as hairy as a man's."
"EXCUSE me? I'm sorry if I'm not as perfect as you!!"
"Well then you shall be!" Said the third elf with dark red hair. And yes, it was long, perfect, shiny and curly. Geez, even the maids looked prettier!
"How bout NO!" Said Melda imitating Dr. Evil from Austin Powers 3.
"Nonsense!" Was all Melda could hear before she was pulled out of bed and was forced on a seat. The maids pulled out some elf-wax and tweezers out of the drawers. The Blondie did her legs, the black-haired elf tweezed her eyebrows, the redhead was picking out a dress for her and Melda was screaming her lungs off. She doesn't wax, she usually shaves.
"This is ABUSE!! Let me GO!!! I'm going to call the Elven authorities!" She yelled and the elves had no choice but to tie her to the chair.
They were done in about amazingly 10 minutes due to Melda who was about to burst their eardrums. They untied her and left her with a hot bath waiting and a bottle with liquid that they said she should put on her legs after the bath, to stop hair from growing for a while.
Melda whimpered and rubbed the painful red legs. "Oww..I hate elves."
She had no choice but to take a bath. 'Hey they're right. I DO smell like horses.' She thought. 'That's not fair. Legolas spent more time with his stupid horse and he still smells like his Lavender mist." Melda giggled at the last thought as she took off her clothes and slipped in the bathtub.
If it weren't for her burning legs, she would have called that taking a bath was the best feeling she had had all day. She sighed and smelled the rose body gel glass bottle that was lying on the bathtub's edge. She then took another bottle and saw that it was labeled ' Elven Essences '. "Oh, why am I not surprised?" She thought out loud. She opened it and put some on her head lathered it. It smelled like some sort of a plant she didn't recognize, but all the same, it smelled really good.
"Yes, yes, yes YES!!" She yelled, imitating the commercial. Then she began singing the first song that came to her mind.
'Stop right now! Thank you very much! I need somebody with a human touch! Hey you! Always on the run! Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun!!'
Just then somebody knocked on the door but Melda couldn't hear him over her loud excessive Spice girls' singing. Aragorn came in and his attention immediately rushed to a loud voice behind him. There he saw Melda, in a bathtub, covered in white foam and singing.
His jaw dropped and restrained himself from screaming. Not that Melda was ugly or anything, it was because she was NAKED and she was SINGING. Melda abruptly stopped and saw him looking at her. Or actually, staring.
"PERVERT!!" She screamed and picked up a bottle full of hot bath stones and threw it at him. To both their surprise, it hit him right in his erm...flower and he doubled in pain. "GET OUT!!"
He immediately obeyed her and ran out of the room as fast as his trembling legs could carry him and slammed the door hard.
Melda sighed again and sank in the water. "I hate my life.Oh well. at least in wasn't Gimli."
She decided to finish her bath fast before anyone else could enter her room without her knowing. Especially Legolas.
She put on the dress the redhead elf laid for her on the bed and it was all itchy and frilly. Ok maybe it wasn't all that frilly, it was emerald-ish and embroidered with beads of all sorts of green. It wasn't ugly. It was actually, Melda forced herself to admit, pretty. 'Oh well. It brings out my eyes.' She thought helplessly. It was low-cut from the front. Tight from the arms but opened really wide and long from the elbow that the fabric reached up to her hidden knees. It was open from the back and laced. There were also gold trimmings on the edges almost everywhere. 'Ok fine, it looked really nice. The elves have some style.' She thought. 'But not Legging-lass. He prefers to wear those tight leggings so that he can show- off his oh-their-so-pretty-even-prettier-than-a-girl's legs. Ok, ok. Maybe not. That's the style for men at this time of age, but still.'
Melda balled her hands at the thought of Legolas. 'Oh he's gonna pay for throwing me in the dungeons..'
Just then the door opened AGAIN and Melda picked up a hairbrush and pointed it defensively at the intruder. It was the 3 maids again. "Oh good. You are done." Said the blonde one as she took the hairbrush from her. They pulled her back on a chair and began fixing her hair.
Maybe it was something in the shampoo, but her hair dried up so fast even though it was almost waist length. The maids made it straight and tied it only when it was almost at the end.
They also gave her some weird red lipstick to put on. Nothing else. No blush. No mascara. No eyeliner. Stupid elves. They don't NEED all these stuff...they're NATURALLY PRETTY!!!
Ahem..anyways, after that, they left her there in her room admiring herself. Just then another knock came at the door. Melda jumped in rage. "One more knock out of you, and I'll brake my mirror at your head!"
"My lady? Do you not want to be escorted to the feast?" Came a voice. Melda jumped off the chair and ran to open the door happily and just when she did so, she let out a shriek. It was Aragorn.
That perverted Aragorn...
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Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! This is my worst chapter yet! I don't like it! But that won't stop you from reviewing, would it?? Hehe...*wink, wink* Was that a cliffhanger that I left? I dunno.