A.N.: I also love Yuki! ^^

Well, it was a real surprise to get more than 5 reviews for this, and a lot of them asking me to do another, so as a 'thank you gift', here it is! Enjoy! ^^

THANKS A LOT, ANYWAY, FOR the REVIEWS! =^___________^=

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Song: Man! I Feel Like a Woman!

Artist: Shania Twain

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Gravitation (but I do own a fanbook of the series ^_~), nor the original song "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!". This PARODY, however, IS MINE!

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Boy! I'm NOT the Woman!

Vocal: Uesugi "Yuki" Eiri

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We're going out tonight

The end will be a fight

Like always all we do is shout!

Tried to avoid - to me he implored

So now we are

going out!

Damn that boy's ambition, he'll be my damnation!

Somehow I like the way he smiles

He's always happy

when he's around with me

At times it seems like he shines!

The best thing about him being like a woman



is the excuse that it's OK with me and

Oh, oh, oh, get a little crazy - forget he's not a lady

pants fly, we get high



Oh, oh, oh, things get a bit wild

Still he looks just like a child

Oh, oh, oh, I feel the sensation, it's Gravitation

I do it with care, he wouldn't dare

Oh, oh, oh, he must really love me - yeah, to do all that he does

Sorry! But you can't be his man. . . I am!

Sometimes I overdo it

yell and he endures it

the only times he wears a frown

He always bears with me

acting happily

I just can't let me let him down

The best thing about him being like a woman



is the excuse that it's OK with me and

Oh, oh, oh, get a little crazy - forget he's not a lady

pants fly, we get high



Oh, oh, oh, things get a bit wild

Still he looks just like a child

Oh, oh, oh, I feel the sensation, it's Gravitation

I do it with care, he wouldn't dare

Oh, oh, oh, he must really love me - yeah, to do all that he does

Sorry! But you can't be his man. . . I am!



The best thing about him being like a woman



is the excuse that it's OK with me and

Oh, oh, oh, get a little crazy - forget he's not a lady

pants fly, we get high



Oh, oh, oh, things get a bit wild

Still he looks just like a child

Oh, oh, oh, I feel the sensation, it's Gravitation

I do it with care, he wouldn't dare

Oh, oh, oh, he must really love me - yeah, to do all that he does

Sorry! But you can't be his man. . . I am!

He's totally crazy!

But I can feel it

All, all, all the love

and I'm not the woman!

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A.N.: In case you couldn't understand my ramblings, when Yuki says he's not THE woman, he means he's not the woman in his relationship with Shuuichi, that would be the latter. ^_~

Corrections, comments, flames and just about anything else, REVIEW if you please! ^^